March 12, 2010
-- Guess what starts here on GFY next week? FUG MADNESS! We're so excited. What is Fug Madness, you ask? Here's the FAQ -- learn it, live it, love it. Brackets will be up and ready on MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY and the first game -- the play-in game - is TUESDAY. Can't wait! (GFY)
 
-- A professor in the UK is studying hand drawn versus professional maps and it turns out to be surprisingly fascinating. (Slate)

-- Hello! We know what we're doing this weekend. Watching the EPIC The Cutting Edge marathon on ABC Family. FOUR MOVIES, you guys, including the original and ending with Brendan Fehr in Cutting Edge 4: FIRE AND ICE. Is it wrong to be so excited? (EW)

-- I've really missed Kirsten Dunst over the last couple of years. Thank god she has a new movie coming out, and is rocking it in V Magazine.  Now we just need her to leave the house again. (V)

-- I am dying for one of these Liberty of London bikes. Even though I have a really cute bike. That I hardly ever ride. Oh, pretty things. You're the best. (W Magazine)

-- The good people at That's Gay snarkily examine the popularity of gay male commentators during awards season. I suspect this piece was secretly all just an excuse to make fun of the Glam Cam. I want to know why they axed the Glam Cam for the Oscars. IS THE GLAM CAM NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE OSCARS? (Current TV)

-- You best start deciding which of these Lost tees you want to wear for the finale. Time is ticking. Or moving backwards. Or sideways. My head hurts. (Coty Gonzales)

-- Hi. My birthday is in May. DEAR GOD PLEASE LET ME GET A DON DRAPER BARBIE. (Ken? Whatever). He could hang out with my Dylan McKay doll and my Agent Mulder action figure in my office. Imagine the conversations THOSE THREE would have. (Project Rungay)

-- Also, while I play with those dolls, I shall wear one of these CRAZY ENORMOUS HATS. (Refinery 29)

-- Rumor has it, SJP and Ferris are on the rocks. A dollar to everyone who didn't see that coming. (Celebitchy)

-- Yeah, now apparently Laday Gaga's outfits are not merely gaga but FATAL. Potentially. Well, per The Sun. Still. We've been warned! (The Sun)

-- Dear Lindsay Lohan. SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE NOT CHER. (Lainey Gossip)

-- Amy Winehouse is launching a fashion line. Just take a moment and let that sink in. Yes. It DOESN'T sound like a very good idea. Your first instincts were correct. (The Cut)

-- Guess what IS a good idea? SWINTON has a perfume out. (Now Smell This)

-- The ball is the new cupcake, but honey, where I come from, those balls are called holes. That's my favorite sentence that I wrote this whole week. (Lucky Magazine)

-- But my favorite things EVER are these interviews with Gabby Sidibe, one on Kimmel and the other with Billy Bush (which a hilarious assist from Gerard Butler). Seriously, you need to watch them both. The words, "I'd tap that," and "we got in a dance-off' are used. I could not love her more than I do. Please let her be a mega-superstar who never changes, other than to make me a part of her entourage. (Jezebel)


It must be said: Rosario Dawson is very pretty. From the neck up, she is divine:

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From the neck down, I am concerned she might be wearing something she picked up at a Cosabella fire sale: expensive, flattering, pretty in theory, and definitely not meant to be worn in public. On the other hand, at least she wore a bra. There's always SOMETHING to be thankful for.

I had NO IDEA Frances Fisher was in the new Robin Hood movie:

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Or, at the very least, that she's convinced herself that she is. Off with you, Francis! Clearly you have a swash that needs buckling!

Jay Barachel is adorable, one of the best things about Tropic Thunder, and quite a ways from being, as his movie She's Out of My League implies, "a 5."

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I will persist in thinking that despite the fact that he showed up at the premiere looking fresh off three straight days sucking down cigarettes in front of the slots. Dollface, I understand that you don't want to shave, but a little Visine and a wee nap on the plane never hurt a kid.

I had to use this picture:

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Any hint of finger guns must be celebrated. If Kristen Stewart had gone through all her Twilight press giving finger guns, our relationship would have gotten off on wholly another foot. I find finger guns hilarious -- both ironically, and then in a way that comes around to being totally non-ironic, sort of the way I love One Tree Hill because it's terrible but I also actually legitimately really love One Tree Hill and think it's awesome. My friend Katherine actually managed to get finger guns into her college ID picture. It was amazing. Especially as my college ID could have been subtitled: A Study in Perspiration.

But let's take a better look at the dress, shall we? Is that not the reason we're here?
Damn, the Oscars gave us a LOT to digest this year. To continue with the feature we started this  year in which you guys, as a group, anoint the top dog and worst offender of the big events, we're providing these handy links so that you can study up before making your decision. I mean, clearly, it's a massive choice. The fate of the world rests on this, and on, like, Greg Kinnear's ability to convince the President that aliens are going to make it rain a LOT in six hours if we don't evacuate the major cities/give them all our Diet Coke/stop using nasal spray, or whatever disaster movie is next in the making.

We're doing it a bit differently this time than we did for the others: Every person we featured on the site is eligible in EITHER category. To help you with your research, we'll group them based on how we featured them (WP'd, Fug or Fab, regular fugs, etc.) -- but if we liked a dress you hated or vice-versa, you'll now be able to vote that way. Also, although we're listing different outfits separately for your researching pleasure, that person is just going to be listed once on the poll. It just felt simpler? I don't know. We're still refining this thing. Did I mention it's been an insane week?




Fug or Fab, with Fug winning:  Jennifer Lopez (pink), Julianne Moore, Amber Rose, Olivia WildeSerena Williams (blue),


Ooh, So Close/Better Played: Elizabeth Banks, Faith Hill (post-party), Diane Kruger (post-party), Demi Moore


The polls are after the jump, because: SO VERY LONG.
Elsa Pataky has a secret.

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It is: Recently, she was held captive naked in a tower, and had to climb out the window to escape. And the reason I know this is, Elsa Pataky is a terrible secret-keeper...
Although Desperate Housewives is as uneven as ever -- and I think Mary-Alice's voice will narrate my afterlife when I'm down in Hell -- I am enjoying Dana Delany's character having a wild lesbian fling with Julie Benz. Turn up the sauce, Dana. I'm all for it. 

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However, please turn down the dress. This thing is so loud that my eardrums just burst in protest. 
I love Amy Ryan. And I'm all for being comfortable.

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But seriously, I'm tempted to wager $5 that she'll turn around and have JUICY printed on her backside.
March 11, 2010
My friend Grant saw Debi Mazar here at the market a few weeks ago. He reported, "She looks GREAT and she was buying all kinds of good stuff." Like champagne, and cheese. In other words, if you get invited to a party at Debi's, you should go: she will treat you right. But is her stylist returning the favor?

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This is kind of fun, and also kind of like the bathroom wallpaper at your local bordello.


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