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November 2, 2009

The McFugd Family

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ANGEL MCCORD: I am a freaking GENIUS. Sexy Inmate 50035! Because if you look at the number from a distance, it kind of seems to say BOOBS! HA HA HA!

RACHEL MCCORD: I'm either dressed as Sexy D-List Wannabe, or Bobby Trendy. You decide!

ANNALYNNE MCCORD: The more I keep trying to shove my sisters down people's throats, the more people will start to appreciate me when I show up places alone.

ANGEL: BOOBS!

RACHEL: LOOK AT MEEEE!

ANNALYNNE: That's right, America. I am teaching you to love me, one half-naked sibling hanger-on at a time. BRILLIANT.

November 2, 2009

Happy Fugloween

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You know, maybe I'm not giving the army of Hollywood Sexy Halloween Whatevers enough credit. Maybe it takes rather a LOT of creativity to go as a Sultry Fill-In-The-Blank that people can't entirely figure out; Sexy Pirate, for instance, is really simple. But Jessica Lowndes here wasn't content with an eye-patch and a stuffed parrot, so she hunted all around town for the proper striped socks and corset and sleep shorts, and came up with this:

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It's the PERFECT ensemble if you want to make bystanders wager martinis with each other over whether you're in costume as the referee at the Lingerie Bowl or you're an ACTUAL Keg Softball umpire who's just taking a dinner break.

This one was more confusing:

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October 27, 2009

Fug Hills, 90210

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I'm sure there's a Charmed joke in here, something about what Brenda must have done to this poor bird's entrails in the name of misguided and immoral dark arts, but I never watched Charmed, as you can tell by the fact that I don't even know what Brenda's character thereon was named.

But honestly, it's not that hard to believe that Brenda Walsh, too, could have been seduced by the lures of divination via entrails. Brenda was easily influenced. I think her entire high school career was honestly like one step away from being The Craft. Frankly, it's a shame that Spelling never went there, because I feel like the Brenda/Dylan/Kelly/Voodoo storyline would have been a CLASSIC. And perhaps in the course of said plot, Brenda would have learned that, if you have to destroy innocent creatures in order to...whatever...you also have to be smart enough not to wear the evidence out to a party.

September 22, 2009

Emmy Awards Post-Party Fug: AnnaLynne McCord

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Drunkface McCord has a message for you:

In two hours she'll be performing a sex-jams cover of "Material Girl" at the Playboy Lounge on the Lido Deck. Bring cash for tips and booze, but the pretzels are free.

P.S. If she holds a raffle for the shoes and the bag, I will buy 100 tickets.

September 15, 2009

FuggaLynne McFug

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Check it: Drunkface doesn't have drunkface!

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But she DOES have Brazen Thigh Syndrome, which I define as a tragic resistance to considering pants, with an accompanying inability to distinguish tights from trousers (minor symptoms include wearing minidresses that bunch in your crotch, and wearing stockings that kind of look like you got bored at the bar and pulled out a Sharpie for some therapeutic doodling). Which is worse: chronic drunkface, or the debilitating refusal to care about the privacy of one's pubic region? I think I'll take the latter any day. So come back, Drunkface's drunkface. But only if you bring some pants with you.

September 4, 2009

Fug and Fug: In Fug

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I am concerned about Tori:

She is not going to a yard sale. She is not cleaning out her closet. She is not hanging out at Home Depot, looking at faucets and light fixtures. She is not buying compost. She is not looking at used toilets listed on Craigslist. She's not taking out the trash. She's not running out for coffee filters and toilet paper. She's not moving her car for street cleaning. She's not late for her O-Chem final. She's not starring in an episode of Law and Order in which someone who appeared on What Not to Wear is murdered after backsliding into their old way of dressing. She's at an m-fing wine-tasting/photo op. In grody moccasins and old cut-offs. SHE MUST BE CLINICALLY DEPRESSED. Right? I mean, that's the only acceptable explanation.

September 2, 2009

9Fug210

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Oh, DRUNKFACE. Your face is drunker than ever!

I know Axl Rose, Drunkface. Axl Rose was a friend of mine (by which I mean if he hit me with his car, I'd be able to tell the cops that it was MOTHERF'ING AXL ROSE who ran me over). And you, Drunkface, are no Axl Rose.

Nor, in case you were wondering, are you Steven Tyler.

No, nor are you Bret Michaels (you need a bandanna for that).

No, I'm sorry, you are also not CC DeVille.

No, David Lee Roth also doesn't fly.

No, I'm very sorry, nor will I even accept Kid Rock.

Tacky '80s groupie, the likes of which I have seen in many an episode of Behind the Music, generally before a segment in which someone drives his car into a cliff/ODs on glue/loses a limb/decides to invest all his money in solid gold faucets?

Hmm.

Yes. Yes, that I will accept. Congratulations! I think you're supposed to flash us your boobs now.

August 28, 2009

Fug or Fab: Jessica Stroup

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Help me out with this one, Fug Nation, because it's a Friday and I think you all know what happens to my brain on Fridays. (Actually, it's exactly like what happens to my brain on Mondays through Thursdays, but with a new issue of People in my mailbox.)

Is Jessica Stroup's dress cute and youthful and fun?

Or is this a shockingly accomplished piece of dressmaking using nothing but the wrappers from fun-sized Reese's peanut-butter cups?

Or is it both, because maybe a dress made of the detritus from a Reese's binge isn't necessarily a bad thing?

And don't you TOTALLY want some Reese's right now? I wish I was getting paid for this endorsement. I bet I just talked at least three people into buying some the next time they're at Target. You owe me about 20 cents of commission, Reese's People.

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August 11, 2009

9021fug

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So, Bangs from the new 90210 doesn't have bangs anymore (kind of like how Headbands stopped wearing headbands -- thank God we still have Drunkface), which means I either have to start using her name (BORING), learn her character's name (SIGH) or just keep calling her Bangs even though it's no longer apt. I think we all know which one I'm going to go with here.

Which ol' Bangs ought to appreciate, as she might not want her name attached to this photo.

The dress alone isn't so much the problem -- yes, she looks like she's at her seventh-grade back-to-school dance, now that These Kids Today constantly clothe themselves like they're at a Nickelodeon cocktail party. But whatever. Some people have very pleasant memories of being in seventh grade and thinking "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" was the most romantic song ever just by dint of being slow. Maybe she just wanted to throw her arms over some dude's shoulders and shift side-to-side down memory lane.

The issues here, which are CREATED by the dress, are twofold: lefty and righty. I know you can tell where I'm going with this, but let's peer more closely at what we're dealing with:

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July 13, 2009

So FugTorious

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Let's not pretend we're not all thinking the same thing, here:

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All together now: "I just hope she bought something else to wear."

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