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June 3, 2008

Who Fugged It Better (Or Worse)

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Apparently, I am supposed to be clutching my pearls in horror at the whole Sarah Jessica Parker dress controversy -- namely, that this gown had been worn before not once but TWICE, which has caused SJP to say things about how she is so disappointed in the designer for this terrible oversight and has the media claiming it's trashing her "fashion icon" status. Come on, really? I get that Sex and the City hinges on being able to brag about all the free, so-fresh-off-the-catwalk-it-hasn't-even-been-on-it-yet clothes it uses, so this was an important premiere, but let's get some perspective here. Would it REALLY have been better if she'd worn never-before-seen electric blue-and-chartreuse leggings, simply because they'd yet to skim another human's inner thigh? Has it really RUINED EVERYTHING? Do we all NEED to be running off and slamming our bedroom doors so that everyone knows we are having a wicked-serious tantrum? Just ONCE I wish someone would be like, "You know what? I don't care. The dress is awesome, and I looked hot. Big freaking deal."

Having said that, let's have a squizz at Marchesa's Georgina Chapman:

And now let's bring in Lake Bell, from back in April:

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June 3, 2008

Well Played: Victoria Beckham

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CFDA

Thank god gay marriage is finally legal in the great state of California, because I totally want to marry Posh:

Yes, there are some obstacles to that plan, above and beyond the fact that we have technically never met. Namely, I am a heterosexual. Also, she is already married. And now I'm going to have to worry about convincing the INS that she's not just in this for the green card. However, these are but small obstacles, as I know that we must share our lives. (Also, I feel like she and Becks and I can totally work out something mutually beneficial.) I love her, and the thought of going through life without Victoria Beckham fills me with despair. I love her sassy haircut and her wicked dominatrix sandals. I love her giant, blingy rings. I love her insanely short skirt and ruffle-esque collar. I love that her dress is made of hearts. I even love her crazy tan. I love her. I would be so sad if she were to go away. And so I must clutch her to my bosom, bind her with matrimonial vows, and never let her go. Cavalli can make our gowns, then I can decide mine is too gaudy and have a big hissy and wear Oscar de la Renta, because that's how I roll. Andre Leon Talley will officiate. Will Smith will perform a medley of "Getting Jiggy Wit It," "Just The Two of Us," and, in an surprisingly self-centered move, "Will 2K." Katie Holmes will stand up for my bride, and Victoria and I will have several hushed conversations in which we try and figure out how to prevent Tom from making an embarrassing toast, and then we will just give up and have more champagne. J.Lo will stand up for me, because I feel like J.Lo would make an awesome matron of honor: shit would get DONE, she'd make sure you were wearing the finest mink eyelashes, and you know she'd throw you a very fancy shower. We will register at Bergdorf's, Mystic Tan, and Bed, Bath and Beyond. There will be giant expensive sunglasses and sugarfree gum in the gift bags. It is going to be awesome. Victoria, I beseech thee, make an honest woman of me!

June 3, 2008

Andre Fugon Talley

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There are some looks that are so over the top that you have to kind of embrace the delight that comes with the crazy. Like this:

Naomi Campbell is looking at us like, "Yeah, I know. Pink crocodile coat, bejeweled turban and velvet open-toed slippers. I started to say something when he got in the car and then I realized....I don't want to change this." I wonder if when Naomi called him and told him she was wearing an YSL jumpsuit in memoriam, he decided that nothing goes with harem pants like an awesome turban and threw this together. And while I have to note that when I first saw this picture, I sent an IM to Heather which read, "OMG HAVE YOU SEEN ALT? LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK" and then one which read, "Wait. Was it a theme night?" and then one which read, "HAVE YOU LOOKED YET? LOOK LOOK," I have to salute a man who wears a bejeweled turban with a pink croc coat anywhere. Certainly, it is crazy, but it is the sort of crazy that fills me with delight instead of rage.

June 3, 2008

Frump or Fab: Hilary Duff

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Hilary Duff has been looking so nice lately since she started dating the hockey player. Remember when she was with Joel Madden, and she was all jawbone and teeth? Not so any more -- she's fit but also clearly not afraid to sit back and watch the Stanley Cup finals with her boyfriend Mike Comrie and a bucket of hot dogs, because she no longer seems like she's averse to things like chewing.

However, all my recent warm-and-fuzzy Duff feelings aside, I'm really lukewarm on this.

The color is sort of cool, but the entire effect -- specifically caused by the hemline -- is a bit mature. It's like two parts Eva Longoria (whom I've said before often seems to dress as if she's auditioning to work the lounge on a Carnival Cruise) and one part Tragic Simpster, which would make sense because they're both Michael Kors fans and Hilary took some photos on his arm at this party. Of course, I have nothing against Michael Kors. He seems like a party. But even if he's NOT responsible for this, he probably should have considered making her take this up a few inches. Just because Hilary's boyfriend probably wears dentures, as any hockey player worth his bodycheck does, doesn't mean she's looking to start rumors that her next album is called Hilary Duff Sings Bette Midler's Greatest Hits.

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June 3, 2008

Over Her Fug Body

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TONY PARKER: Honey? Are you drunk?

EVA LONGORIA PARKER: HOW DARE YOU? Why would you even ASK ME THAT?

TONY: Well...you look kinda drunk. And it would explain the eye make-up.

EVA: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

TONY: I am kind of scared of you. I wonder if there is someone here who could...help me.

EVA: WHY WOULD YOU NEED HELP? GOD!

TONY: Because I am worried one of your boobs might make a run for it out of that dress. Or that you might pass out. It is kinda tight, don't you --

EVA: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? JESUS!

TONY: ...anyone? Help? Please?

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