Nothing like a sartorial tribute to Gladiators:

[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb.]
But the dress itself -- whose merits in my eyes are few, but at least it doesn't make her look psychotic/naked/homeless -- pales in comparison to her hair, which looks like she was corraled by a particularly effective Fuller Brush salesman on her way to the event. If you turn her upside down, you can use her to scrub those hard-to-reach places, like under the refrigerator.




