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When I grow up, I want to be Brooke Shields.

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She is one big reason -- secret shame alert! -- I'm going to miss Lipstick Jungle if/when it does officially get canceled. Not only is good old Lindsay Price from 90210 really funny and charming and not-emaciated on it, but I love looking at Brooke Shields every week. The woman is gorgeous, and she is totally rocking the hell out of her forties without appearing to have messed with her face. Seriously, I watch her in HD, and she still looks awesome.

There's not even anything that remarkable about her outfit here, other than that she looks lovely and seven-feet-tall in it; really, it's just that she struck me enough to make me ponder for a while how tragic it is that when I hit 40, it will look nothing LIKE that. Hell, when I hit 30, it didn't look anything like that. She should really write a thank-you note to her parents for that DNA. I feel like even Elizabeth Banks, who looks adorable here herself, is secretly thinking, "Damn, Brooke Shields is a tall drink of water, AND she wears huge heels, AND she seems nice and normal, AND she went mano a mano with Crazy Tom Cruise and won. If I weren't so obsessed with telling everyone in every interview just how attractive I am, I would tell everyone how hot Brooke is."

So, well played to both of them, but also, when they invent shape-shifting, I'm totally going to give the Brooke Shields setting a try.

November 11, 2008

Fug or Fab: Kim Raver

So here's the thing: I accidentally have started watching Lipstick Jungle and it turns out, I kind of like it. I don't know. People wear pretty outfits and have man problems and Lindsay Price has really good hair and I like Brooke Shields. It's very relaxing to have it on the TiVo for Sunday afternoons, is what I'm saying. So I am predisposed to feel some fondness for Kim Raver here, although I once spent an entire season of 24 wondering if she did something to her face since she was on that other show -- what's it called? You know, the one with all the EMTs? You know what I mean. Anyway, I have to say that as much as I came into this with an open mind, I have to say I have some issues with it:

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Why does it look like something had to be attached to this dress in order to hold her head onto her neck? It's alarming me. Color me confused.

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