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November 19, 2009

Unfug It Up: Melissa Joan Hart

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Well. This is a TERRIBLE IDEA from Sabrina:

This dress is like the unholy love child of a French maid costume and Betty Draper's reject pile. I know this is a tall order, dear readers -- a Venti order, even -- but can this look be fixed? Pretend Salem the talking cat has a gun to your head and is demanding you undo what MJH has done to herself. Fix this mess, or the cat will end you. I have faith in your skills. GO:

November 13, 2009

Fugbor Pains

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This is a new wrinkle.

Leggings and a t-shirt and wrestling boots we've seen before, but the corset on the OUTSIDE? Wow, it HAS been a long time since this girl wore a bra. Does UCLA offer an extension course in Undergarment Arts?

November 12, 2009

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These Lindsay Lohan pieces are starting to write themselves.

It all starts with a gallery of pictures on pretty much any site, called something like, "Lindsay Lohan [insert variation on "staggers"] out of [insert name of Hollywood club] looking [insert synonym for deranged, sad, or 'the worse for wear.']"

[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Then comes the part where I throw up my hands and decry her lack of pants, and how she looks rumpled and tragic -- here, because she looks like she just bedded a pirate and then stole his wardrobe for the walk of shame.

Next up, of course, is the obligatory jump to a closer look at her face:

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November 10, 2009

Sophie Fuglkiner

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Oh honey NO,
WTF

This is Sophie Falkiner. The best I can figure it out, she is an Australian model who plays the Vanna White role on the Australian Wheel of Fortune. (For some reason, I assumed Vanna White was Vanna White in every Wheel of Fortune EVER, although that is obviously not possible due to the rules of time and space, so this blows my mind.)

In keeping with that, I have a puzzle for her:

W_F ARE Y_U WEARI_G? _H H_ _ EY, _ _

November 10, 2009

Fug House

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Aw, how sweet:

Bob Saget and that pretty girl in the awesome coat took dragged that poor conjunctivitis-afflicted grandma out to a party. What a tale she'll have to tell the rest of the ladies at the home!

November 4, 2009

Fug Moon

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[Photo: Splash News]

TAYLOR LAUTNER: I'm so excited to be here to promote New Moon.

KRISTEN STEWART: New Moon? I thought we were here for a screening of Newsies.

TAYLOR: No.

KRISTEN: Are you sure? Why else would I be dressed as an urchin?

TAYLOR: Maybe you just want to pick a pocket or two.

KRISTEN: I kind of AM in the mood to rob a bitch. And then break into a totally spontaneous choreographed dance routine that ends with me picking my teeth with a tire iron, or something.

TAYLOR: I really wish they'd send me to these things with Dakota Fanning.

October 27, 2009

Fug Hills, 90210

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I'm sure there's a Charmed joke in here, something about what Brenda must have done to this poor bird's entrails in the name of misguided and immoral dark arts, but I never watched Charmed, as you can tell by the fact that I don't even know what Brenda's character thereon was named.

But honestly, it's not that hard to believe that Brenda Walsh, too, could have been seduced by the lures of divination via entrails. Brenda was easily influenced. I think her entire high school career was honestly like one step away from being The Craft. Frankly, it's a shame that Spelling never went there, because I feel like the Brenda/Dylan/Kelly/Voodoo storyline would have been a CLASSIC. And perhaps in the course of said plot, Brenda would have learned that, if you have to destroy innocent creatures in order to...whatever...you also have to be smart enough not to wear the evidence out to a party.

October 27, 2009

National Treasure: BOOK OF FUG

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Oh. Diane Kruger. I....don't think this was a good idea.

You know I love you -- as I love all things National Treasure, including Justin Bartha and Jon Voight's veneers -- but this is....not....good. I mean, have you seen you from the side?

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October 26, 2009

Fug Row

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Oh honey NO

[Photos: Splash News]

LO BOSWORTH: Hey, Audrina.

AUDRINA PATRIDGE: Hi, Lo!

LO: Is that your Halloween costume?

AUDRINA: What are you talking about?

LO: So, that would be a "no."

AUDRINA: You don't like my outfit?

LO: Um. You look like a Poison groupie.

AUDRINA:...So?

LO: Well, if you don't understand why that's bad, I certainly don't care to explain it to you.

AUDRINA: You're so uptight. You'd think someone who earns like $100,000 an episode for literally doing nothing would be cheerier.

LO: What do you mean, "doing nothing"?

AUDRINA: I have to have the cameras at my fake job at the record label AND I had to have the cameras all over my stupid relationship with stupid Justin-Bobby, which never gets any less embarrassing. I EARN MY MONEY. YOU don't have a job OR a boyfriend on the show.

LO: Well, those things are personal.

AUDRINA: YOU'RE ON A REALITY SHOW ABOUT PEOPLE'S PERSONAL LIVES.

LO: Foolish child. SOMEONE has to ask leading questions about what happened at a variety of contrived, soft-scripted social events. Besides, you're just evading the real question: what's happening on the front of your shirt:

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October 20, 2009

Shutter Fugland

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OH EMILY WATSON NO.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. NO. NO. NOOOO.

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