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January 22, 2009

Fug the Cover: Jenna Fischer

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Can we discuss why someone at Self hates Jenna Fischer? Seriously. She's CUTE. And yet here they appear to have photoshopped her face to the point where it looks like each of her eyes is from a totally different picture -- and, indeed, perhaps a totally DIFFERENT PERSON. Is it possible that Self's photo editor is a John Krasinski mega-fan, who has convinced herself that she and John can finally wed on the astral plane or whatever once she breaks up Jim and Pam, and that the only way to do that is to make poor Jenna Fischer's face look like it's oh so slowly melting? Because that seems like a bad idea. It's certainly not doing any of us any favors.
Permalink | Posted By Jessica at 09:30 AM in Fug The Cover
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October 1, 2008

Fug or Fab the Cover: Renee Zellweger

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We've gotten a bunch of email about this cover, the overall tone of which was, "EW." One reader said that at first glance, she thought it was Helen Mirren on the cover and that while Helen Mirren is awesome, she's also got twenty years on Renee. Which is a very good point. On the other hand, my response was that I was impressed that Renee managed to pose on the cover of a magazine about, essentially, lady-fitness, showing naught but her ankles. Also, that I like those jeans. Also, that her face is starting to look like someone else's face, which I suspect is bad for an actress. And that, for some reason, in this picture she seems to have the waxen skin of a young Lord Voldemort -- also not a plus.
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Permalink | Posted By Jessica at 11:48 AM in Fug The Cover, Fug or Fab, Renee Zellweger
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