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Geez, I don't know if "dazzling" would have been the word I would have choosen for this cover. "Awkward" springs to mind. Or even "uncomfortable." Possibly "afflicted with a sore neck," or "tense."  Maybe even "mildly nervous" and "slightly scared." Or, "this was just the test shot to make sure the lighting was right." Potentially, "Julianne had a weird medical procedure earlier in the day that left her temporarily unable to move her arms." I'd even accept "she has a gun at her back," or "this woman is just dying to pick a very uncomfortable wedgie; it's all she can think about." But "dazzling?" Sadly, no.
October 2, 2008

Fug the Cover: Diane Kruger

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I like to think that somewhere in Moscow, my Russian doppelganger is waiting in the checkout line to buy potato chips or whatever and looking at this magazine cover and thinking, "WTF, Diane Kruger?"

You know, in Russian, clearly.
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Wow. This is....really bad.  Really really awkward and bad. While the contents of Tatler seem kind of interesting -- I totally want to read about the Brit Beauty Who Tamed a Hollywood Mogul (I presume they're talking about Georgina Chapman/Harvey Weinstein), and about superbrats and power partygoers, to the extent that I might actually pop out and pick this issue up -- the COVER is an abomination upon the world. Not to get too dramatic about it or anything. I mean, I'm thrilled Maggie G is in the new Batman -- every time Katie Holmes showed up in Batman Begins, I thought to myself, "OH RIGHT. Katie Holmes is in this movie" -- but I thought it was pretty common knowledge that she wasn't playing the Joker. Judging from the heinous make-up job here, though, the Tatler Cover Crew did not get that particular memo. Bad form, folks. Bad form indeed.
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