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Sweet Mary Jane, I love the Daytime Emmys. For one, I love soaps, and for another, it gives all these people who work tirelessly to make sure that we can still watch characters coming back from the dead, or marrying their way through an entire extended family, or trying to make themselves temporarily blind by injecting Botox into their [WORD REDACTED TO AVOID CAUSING ME SEVERE MENTAL TRAUMA].

And speaking of Mary Jane, this lady -- Stacy Haiduk -- plays a character on The Young and the Restless by that name.

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Now, Mary Jane is really Patty Williams, who had good old-fashioned face-changing surgery so she could skulk into town pretending to be someone else and wreak havoc on her enemies, and also executed a good old-fashioned "drug a dude so he'll think you're someone else, sleep with you, and get you pregnant" scheme. And so even if I hate what she's wearing, this is probably the perfect thing for Ms. Haiduk's character: We can see her villainous nipple shields, and she's wearing truly evil semi-detached beaded sleeves, all of which make her look like a classic overdramatic soap villainess who likes to throw gala parties at which everyone drinks punch spiked with hormones and a dead body falls out of a cake (so, you know, your typical Labor Day barbecue).

But in aligning fashion and fiction, I'm thinking maybe Stacy shouldn't have gone QUITE so far. For instance, she brought her co-star:

April 23, 2009

Aufug Fug'Day

SWEET FANCY MOSES:

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[Photo: Splash News]

I took a little vacay this past week and WHAT A WRETCHED SIGHT TO COME HOME TO OH MY GOD WHY MY EYES MY EYES. Was all the work US Weekly went to giving her that makeunder FOR NAUGHT? Did she think that when SHE won Fug Madness, it was a celebration? IT WASN'T.  When you won, Aubs, it was a CENSURE. We think you're a MESS. Not even a HOT MESS. A MESS MESS. THIS OUTFIT HURTS MY WHOLE BODY. I need another vacation.
April 10, 2009

FugSquared

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"What's that, you say? Aubrey O'Day won Fug Madness 2009 in part because she was willing to pimp out her tragic little dog in a series of ridiculous outfits, all over town? BEAT THIS ONE, D'DAY. I AM COMING FOR YOUR ASS. 2010 IS MINE. AND I DON'T CARE WHO GETS HURT. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA."
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