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November 18, 2009

Full Fugs/Fugsney Todd

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ASHLEY: So... you stole my coat.

MARY-KATE: What of it? We're twins. For all we know, you stole my FACE.

ASHLEY: I just... it looked more like a coat on me. And less like I was wearing rug from The Sims 3's line of bachelor-pad furnishings.

MARY-KATE: Okay, crabby.

ASHLEY: And did you recently work at an ice-cream parlor in a funeral home? Because if not, what is the deal with that hat?

MARY-KATE: Oh, whatever, you should just be glad it looks like I washed my face.

ASHLEY: I know, that IS a nice change. In fact, I... wait. Oh my God. She's HERE.

MARY-KATE: Who? Who's here?

ASHLEY: Your soulmate. Crap.

MARY-KATE: SHARON STONE IS HERE?

ASHLEY: Dude, in what universe is Sharon Stone your soulmate?

MARY-KATE: I'm wearing a giant coat and a WTF hat with dramatic lipstick. These are SUCH Sharon moves.

ASHLEY: Well, no. I'm not talking about Sharon Stone. THINK, Mary-Kate. Who is basically the grown-up version of you? Hot mess, all knots and tangles? Seems vaguely deranged?

MARY-KATE: Oh my GOD. You mean...

ASHLEY: YES.

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November 10, 2009

Fug House

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Aw, how sweet:

Bob Saget and that pretty girl in the awesome coat took dragged that poor conjunctivitis-afflicted grandma out to a party. What a tale she'll have to tell the rest of the ladies at the home!

October 28, 2009

Brothers and Fugsters

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There is one aspect of Roxy "I Popped Up on Brothers and Sisters Again This Week, But That Can't Be Because Mom and Dad Work There" Olin's outfit that I LOVE:

Her Diet Coke.

October 26, 2009

Top of the Fugs

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I just found myself singing, "words, words, words," to the tune of Motley Crue's "Girls, Girls, Girls," and that's how you know it's a Monday.

The words that occurred to me vis a vis this particular ensemble included: TOO MANY ACCESSORIES. Okay, I guess that's technically more of a phrase. But you smell what I'm cooking. Accessories soup. And it's turning rancid.

October 23, 2009

Katharine FugPhee

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A reader e-mailed us an interview in which Katharine McPhee bragged that her blonde hair has made her more creative.

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Together, that reader and I wondered if by "creative" she meant "blind."

October 12, 2009

Fugfugs Fugton

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I'm so glad Paris Hilton felt the need to speak to us through fashion.

[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Because it wasn't already IMMEDIATELY obvious to anyone within a 100-mile radius that Paris Hilton is always on the prowl.

September 3, 2009

Unfug It Up: Eva Mendes

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It is a measure of how much I secretly love The Rachel Zoe Project that, in looking at this, all I can hear is Rachel saying in a frantic tone that she needs to find something for Eva to wear to Venice, while Taylor pulls her hair over her face and looks put-upon and Brad looks sympathetic and slightly nervous.

I must admit that, while I don't wholly dislike this -- I don't THINK -- I am neither dying, nor am I going bananas. I think, for me, the big issue is that she seems under-accessorized (though you'd think the pattern on this dress would be accessory enough), and I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate the headband. I just want to snatch it off her head and drive away in that boat. Eva Mendes is not Blair Waldorf and while I love Blair Waldorf as much as the next girl: Thank god. If I learned anything from the last Fashion Week, it's that most grown-ass women in twee headbands look ridiculous and I feel like...this is bearing that out. But what about the rest of it? Do you love? Hate? Feel the crushing ennui of total indifference? Are you concerned that the fabric was inspired by the collected leggings of Van Halen? You get to play Rachel Zoe in this scenario, so play nice and get to work.

August 24, 2009

Charfuglette Ronson

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With nearly every trend I bemoan on this website, there comes a point where I just throw up my hands and am all, "oh, fine. Fine! Wear your leggings/romper/jumpsuit. It's your funeral" and then I move on with my life. You know, the emotion transforms from aggressive-aggression to passive-aggression and it's better for everyone.

But I swear to you, here and now, that never never NEVER never NEVER NEVER never never never shall I shrug my shoulders over (p)leather pleated Mom shorts. They don't even make sense: leather and shorts do not go together. Just because one is a material and the other an article of clothing does not mean that they should unite. We aren't wearing rubber culottes, or lace hip-waders or chiffon bullet-proof vests (don't get any ideas). But more importantly: THESE ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE ON ANYONE. Not the skinny hipster, not the curvaceous bombshell, not the tomboy, not the drama queen, not the girl-next-door, not even Angelina Jolie. THEY. ARE. UNFLATTERING. THEY ARE A CRIME AGAINST YOUR THIGHS. WHAT THEY DO TO YOUR BELLY SHOULD BE CONSIDERED ARMED ASSAULT. And they -- like the swine flu -- are only mutating into a stronger trend, readers. FIGHT THEM. FIGHT THE PLEATHER PLEATED MOM SHORTS WITH ALL OF YOUR MIGHT. Do NOT look at them with a cocked brow and think, "maybe I should get these." NO. NO YOU SHOULD NOT. You will REGRET IT. You will look at photos of yourself wearing them and say, "WHAT WAS I THINKING?" and then you will cry. CRY! Wear your rompers, wear your leggings, jump around in your jumpsuits. RESIST THE PLEATHER PLEATED MOM SHORTS. I beg of you FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, SWEET READERS. RESIST!

Also, those shoes are terrible.

August 21, 2009

Fug or Fab: Katie Cassidy

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So, somehow I've kind of missed everything Katie Cassidy has ever done:

I didn't see her arc on Supernatural, and I only vaguely watched Harper's Island. So when I managed to get my hands on a screener of the new Melrose Place pilot, I was very surprised indeed to see that she's kind of a scream in it (that's a compliment). The whole enterprise, in fact, is pretty entertaining -- although I suspect I am preaching to choir as far as any Melrose iterations go. That being said: girlfriend, I actually like your dress, but you're made up like an overly zealous Benefit counter girl decided to use you as practice for her cosmetology exam and, I hate to break it to you, she is totally going to fail that thing. This much dress plus that much face is just too much.

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July 30, 2009

Doncha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Fug Like Me?

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I KNOW Kimberly Wyatt here is one of the Pussycat Dolls -- and considering how often she's been seen out and about by herself in some kind of wackjob outfit, I assume she's making a play for a solo career -- but I seriously, SERIOUSLY would not be able to ID her to the LAPD if she ran me over with her car:

"Officer, she was wearing the MOST terrible outfit. No, really. This awful black ruffled skirt, and this horrible cheap-looking twee belt? But the worst part with the lace-trimmed leopard print bustier! YES, OFFICER, I JUST USED THE WORD 'BUSTIER.' And her SHOES, my GOD, officer, her shoes were TERRIBLE. They were so TACKY. Oh! And she had yellow nail polish -- now, yes, I know that's sort of in right now but I tried it myself in February and let me assure you, officer, that if done incorrectly it looks unfortunately like you have a terrible fungus, which is exactly what happened to me AND to her. Oh, god, it was terrible. What's that? Her face? Oh. Oh, god. I haven't the foggiest idea."

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