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November 20, 2009

Fugrine McPhee: The Bad Hair Saga Continues

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Last time we saw Katharine McPhee, I remarked that I thought she looked like a low-rent version of one of the lesser Dixie Chicks.

Now, it's more like Zack Morris:

Someone needs to be saved by the bell, indeed, and by "the bell," I obviously mean, "a certified hair-stylist."

November 18, 2009

True Fug

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As I have said before, Sam Trammell is SO cute on True Blood. I spent much of the last season worried he was going to get killed off, especially those times when he turned into a bug. Perhaps the stress got to him, too, because he looks like he's just emerged from a week-long bender:

Oh, Sam. If you liked me, then you would have run a comb through it.

Let's see what the rest of that get-up looks like. I pray there are no sweatpants involved:

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November 12, 2009

Fug Fug Fug Fugged Fug

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These Lindsay Lohan pieces are starting to write themselves.

It all starts with a gallery of pictures on pretty much any site, called something like, "Lindsay Lohan [insert variation on "staggers"] out of [insert name of Hollywood club] looking [insert synonym for deranged, sad, or 'the worse for wear.']"

[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Then comes the part where I throw up my hands and decry her lack of pants, and how she looks rumpled and tragic -- here, because she looks like she just bedded a pirate and then stole his wardrobe for the walk of shame.

Next up, of course, is the obligatory jump to a closer look at her face:

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November 10, 2009

The House Fugly

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Can I just reiterate how much I hate Katharine McPhee with the short, blonde hair?

She looks like she's playing one of the Dixie Chicks in a Lifetime movie.

November 9, 2009

Fug and Grace

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I really miss that terrible show Debra Messing was on last year. You remember. Judy Davis was using it to pay the rent. Vampire Bill was on it when it was a mini-series, as Debra's boyfriend, who happened to be both homeless AND a murderer but still was supposed to be seen as a legitimate catch, like I know it's hard to be single in Los Angeles but come on. And he was truly terrible, so bad that I think he must thank God every day that he landed on True Blood, where his slightly wooden affect works well for his uptight-yet-largely-nude vampire character. I can't remember what it was called, but I miss it, and clearly Debra has sunk into a deep depression regarding its cancellation, because what else could possibly explain...any of this?

I mean, a secret pregnancy would explain the cut of the dress. But nothing save for depression/head injury/a misguided attempt to switch to lo-flow shower heads could possibly explain the styling. Sugarplum, ain't no shame in throwing up your hands and just wearing a ponytail. You feel me?

October 20, 2009

Shutter Fugland

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OH EMILY WATSON NO.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. NO. NO. NOOOO.

October 20, 2009

Fug or Fab: Taylor Momsen

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Okay, let's take everything we know about T. Mom and set it aside: the years of cranky expressions (including this one), KISS-inspired face paint, and general surly mien. Cleanse your Momsen palate. Pretend you've never seen this girl before. You have fashion amnesia:

What do you think? "Wow, that cranky-looking girl in the flesh-colored number is pulling that whole look off in a way I would not have anticipated, if I knew anything about her, which I don't. Where am I again?" or "I find those fishnets a brave and intriguing choice. This irritated looking woman reminds me of a vaguely sexy zombie! I love it! What's my name?" or "What a bowl of surprisingly delicious oatmeal! Once this woman -- whomever she may be -- cuts loose those flammable extensions, she'll look positively fashion-forward! Who are you again?" or "Ew, AGAIN, person on CW? WHY?"

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October 19, 2009

UnFug or Fab: Jaime King

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I can't quite figure out what's going on with Jaime King here:

Seriously. Could you please help me with this? Is this good? Is it bad? Is it right? Is it wrong? Is it so wrong it's right? Is it so right it's righteous? But, more important, WHAT IS IT? Personally, I think that if her hair were less distracting, I might love the dress...and if the dress wasn't as busy, I might appreciate the hair. Did I pick the wrong week to stop smoking crack?

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September 14, 2009

Whip Fug!

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Let's pause for a moment in our VMA orgy to discuss this.

That dress is amusing -- the top part looks like a very elaborate tattoo, and the rest is kind of a Rorschach hallucination in which I see, like, pirate ships and sea creatures and a chopping maw of angry teeth that's rather unfortunately lined up with her nethers, as if suggesting they need a snack.

But my real question is: Do we think Drew Barrymore is maybe losing her mind a bit? I know she's promoting her roller-derby movie, so she's being all calculatedly edgy and whatnot, but isn't the joke on her? She may think the hair is hilarious but she still has to be the one wearing it. The last time I saw a dye job that bad, it was paw-shaped, attached to a keychain, and being rubbed for good luck. Although I will say she's making me crave chocolate-dipped shortbread, so maybe something wonderful will come of this after all.

September 11, 2009

Monstfug

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From the neck down, I can work with this. It's not that exciting, and it could maybe have used a neck or arm accessory, but on the whole it's just fine.

But what is going on with Charlize's head? The lack of makeup makes her look ill, and her hair looks like when you wake up the morning AFTER a fancy event and you're trying to figure out where all the bobby pins went, and whether they might be hiding alongside your panties. But I am pretty sure she shouldn't have attempted any kind of hairdo at all without a hot-oil treatment. Charlize, have you met Mr. Duane Reade? He hangs out on just about every NYC street corner, and he's got any number of elixirs in his arsenal that could help you.

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