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August 26, 2009

Fugging With the Stars

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I might be wrong -- it happens almost daily -- but it seems to me that Debi Mazar is too famous to be on Dancing With the Stars. I mean, she has an actual job on Entourage. (Unless they've killed her off or something; I stopped watching two seasons ago once I realized that every time that show has the opportunity for actual interesting conflict, they make the choice to avoid it.)

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In addition to being too famous for the show, I feel that she's also too young to be dressing like a special guest star on The Love Boat, whose story will involve both an awkward tap-dancing routine during the dinner service and a semi-comic romantic love triangle involving some kind of misunderstanding that will be easily cleared up by Isaac The Bartender over a couple of Harvey Wallbangers.

July 27, 2009

G.I Oh My God

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Hot damn:

Chuck Bass is going to look AMAZING wearing this next season on Gossip Girl

July 23, 2009

Saphfugger

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So, it appears Katie "Jordan" Price has a new book out!

It's called Sapphire -- as perhaps we should have guessed from her thematically appropriate ensemble - and it's about string theory with a special emphasis on black hole entropy. Oh, wait. I'm wrong. It's actually about a party planner named Sapphire who learns to love again. OR DOES SHE? (I haven't read the book, but I bet that she does.)

I must salute Katie for her...commitment to sparkle motion, shall we say? This girl is wholly willing to dress like a deranged extra from an Adult production of Swan Lake -- let's call it Swan Naked, perhaps, or Swoon Lake, if we're going to be classy about it -- if that's what it takes to move the merchandise. Whatever that merchandise may be. Ahem.

June 22, 2009

Lil' Fugval

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Wikipedia tells me Lil Duval is a comedian. My eyes tell me he is a a bling-fighter.

T-Pain, I believe it's your move.

June 19, 2009

Fug by Fug

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So, I guess Christine Lakin here was actually on Step By Step, the wretched 90s sitcom starring Patrick Duffy and Suzanne Somers that I watched religiously but can not remember AT ALL?

I mostly remember her for being the poor tragic actress who was chosen to star opposite Paris Hilton in The Hottie and the Nottie -- as The Nottie, which is obviously patently ridiculous -- for which they actually shared a Razzie for Worst Screen Couple. Now that I've written that all out, I feel kind of bad for making fun of her outfit. I mean, she's had a rough go of it the last few years. Like, I just spent several minutes reading the aggregated terrible reviews of THaTN on Wikipedia and they are wretched. Apparently, the movie was called, among other unflattering things, "deeply offensive," "excruciatingly, painfully, horribly, terribly awful," "disgusting," and "fascist" [!!]. I was going to make some rude crack about curtains, Dancing with the Stars and Kitson, but you know what? Girlfriend here hasn't got time for the pain. Congrats on managing to leave the house after having to deal with the fall out of being yoked to Paris Hilton, honey. Stay strong.

June 18, 2009

Hana Soufugpova

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I imagine this is the souvenir that incredibly rich people buy in Hawaii, for when they can't bear to stick a plastic girl wearing coconuts and grass on their limousine dashboards.

It's just a shame that Hana Soukupova is all dressed up and ready to hula when there's no high-fashion luau to attend. Maybe someone ought to wake up and throw one -- true, I can't imagine A-Dubs signing off on serving a giant salted pig that's been cooking in the ground, but once the champagne starts flowing and the limbo stick comes out, I'd pay good money to see her and A.L.T. go head-to-head.

June 17, 2009

CMT Fug Carpet: Laura Bell Bundy

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Behold Laura Bell Bundy, with whom I am familiar mostly because I watched MTV's reality show about casting the next Elle Woods for the Broadway version of Legally Blonde and she made the occasional appearance. Parenthetically, I have to say that show was SUPER entertaining -- the reality show, I mean. I've never seen the musical itself. It was sort of like Fame meets Top Model meets all the years I spent doing high school theatre meets the Pepto Bismol headquarters. At any rate, I feel that SOMEONE ought to have stepped in to prevent this:

I'm serious. Didn't we last see this on one of the Brady Bunch episodes in which the gang has to perform some kind of kitschy musical number complete with awkward choreography? I'm pretty sure that we did. Ergo, she looks like, at any moment, she's liable to break into some sort of routine that involves a copious amount of thumbs and/or pointing. Which, actually, I've never seen on the red carpet. It might be secretly awesome.

June 17, 2009

CMT Music Awards Fug Carpet: T-Pain

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I just wish T-Pain weren't so maddeningly VAGUE.

June 15, 2009

Paris Hilton's New FugFF

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Will someone please give in and put her on Dancing With the Stars already?

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Yes, I know having to deal with her on a major network on a weekly basis will be TERRIBLE, but think of it this way: you can very vigorously NOT vote for her, and maybe she'll stop wearing this sort of ridiculous ballroom dancing gear out and about. That way, WE ALL WIN.

May 5, 2009

Met Ball Fug Carpet: Molly Sims

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I have to think that some of the Met Ball attendees misunderstood the "Models As Muse" theme and thought it was, "Models AMUSE."

Because former model Molly Sims is cracking me up here. She looks like she's wearing Blake Carrington's living room sofa. Bless.

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