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September 22, 2009

Emmy Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Kate Walsh

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So, this dress on Kate Walsh photographed better than I thought it would:

I actually kind of like it here, but when we were watching the broadcast, there was a lot of, "OH HONEY NO," and this is why:

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May 11, 2009

Fug or Fab: Eva Longoria Parker

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Apparently, I am indecisive today.

Much as I was with Mariska Hargitay before her, I am of two minds about ELP here. (1) I'm sure that, in person, the detail work on this dress is amazing. (2) But she might look a bit shapeless and washed out. (3) But texturally, it's really interesting. (4) Although there's something about it that reminds me of a pile of window treatment samples come to life. (5) I think she needs a bracelet. (6) Never mind, she's wearing one. (7) I know this might an unpopular opinion, but I think ELP is actually really good on Desperate Housewives. Although I don't watch it anymore. (8) This also kind of looks like low shag carpet. (9) I'm sure 4 out of 10 readers just made a "shag" joke to themselves. (10) Apparently, I am of more than two minds about this.

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March 25, 2009

Miss Jackson, If You're Fug

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Aw, Janet!

[Photo: Splash News]

Already prepping for Fug Madness 2010! THIS is the kind of devotion I like to see. And you're going for that sort of Mary-Kate Homeless The Actual Size of My Body Is A Mystery And I Could Have a Severed Head In This Bag look this year. That's a fascinating change of tactic. I agree that the My Boob Is Popping Out Of My Sequined Banana Costume look IS getting crowded with upstarts and you might go farther next time with a different look. In fact, this might just be a stroke of genius, Ms Jackson. I can't wait to see what else you're going to unload on us.

February 25, 2009

Oscar Fab or Fug Carpet/Post-Party: Taraji P. Henson

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Regardless of how I feel about her gowns, I have to confess that I freaking love Taraji P. Henson. First of all, her haircut is very cute, and I am easy wooed by good hair. (Just ask Patrick Dempsey.) Plus, she seems so funny and charming any time she's interviewed. Also, according to Wikipedia, during college, "she worked two jobs--in the morning as a secretary at the Pentagon and in the night as a singing and dancing waitress on a dinner cruise ship," and if that's not the set-up for a charming sitcom, I don't know what is. But let's talk about the gowns, anyway. Here's Taraji's Oscar dress:

Like half the stuff from Oscar night, I was unsure at the time and now I have mellowed and kind of dig it. It DOES kind of look like Formal Wear For Mummies, but I covet her necklace and I think she might be pulling it off.

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Like so many Oscar-going ladies, Taraji changed for the parties. This thing is getting long, so click through for the rest.

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January 6, 2009

Fug on to Me

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"Dude, what's the big deal? I'm just being Courtney. And sometimes Courtney likes to wander around downtown Culver City looking like a downtrodden, underemployed, potentially violent and unpredictable Fraggle. So what? I'M A %#%gG&&$#!@2# ROCK STAR. If I can't pop out of my Escalade carrying a twelve thousand dollar crocodile handbag and wearing a feather I fished out of that lake thing in MacArthur Park, WHO CAN? So my shoes appear to be made out of trash. DO YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO WEAR TRASH SHOES? I didn't think so. Besides, I'd like to remind you that I am the woman who allowed a homeless man to suckle her bare teat at a Wendy's for photographers. This is F#$#%w$#$%(^# NOTHING. So, unwad your panties and send your angry letters to the Official Save Francis Bean Council For Rock Star Offspring, care of Kelly Osbourne, 1221 Derelicte Avenue, suite F U."

December 15, 2008

My Fug BFF

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PARIS: Listen, New BFF, if I have to hang out with you because I won you on my TV show, or whatever, then you need to remember to follow the rules.

BRITTANY: You can call me Brittany, you know. It's okay. We're BFFs.

PARIS: Rule number one is, you ALWAYS let me walk in front, so that the paparazzi can see more of me than they can see of you.

BRITTANY: Oops. I just thought, you know, I'm escorting you inside! Like a bodyguard!

PARIS: Did you say "escort"? I am NOT a call girl. I have sex for FREE. HOW DARE YOU IMPLY...

BRITTANY: You misunderstood me, Paris... I swear. Okay, got it. What's the next rule?

PARIS: You are not allowed to wear more layers or accessories than I am, or else everyone will be looking at YOU and not ME. I am the star here, BFF lady.

BRITTANY: Roger that.

PARIS: "Roger"? Why is everything about sex with you? Is that all you think that I do? Because I'll have you know, I went to Kitson today too.

BRITTANY: I didn't mean... look, this isn't going too well. What else can I do?

PARIS: Next time I wear a dress that kind of looks like the Kleenexes lying around my bathroom that I used to take off my makeup, you can stop me. Like, it's nice and stuff I guess, but sometimes it looks like a bad accident. This dress was a TEST and you FAILED.

BRITTANY: Got it. Shit. I just thought it was artsy.

PARIS: HA! Joke's on you! I don't even know what art LOOKS like!

BRITTANY. OK. What else?

PARIS: You can stop wearing headbands with feathers in them. Or is that a pen? Anyway, it's stupid. You look like Robin Hood's Scottish niece.

BRITTANY: Heh. Good one!

PARIS: Aww, BFF, are you kissing my ass?

BRITTANY: Yes. Yes, I am.

PARIS: Well done! Now THAT'S what I hired you to do.

October 28, 2008

The Jane Austen Fug Club

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Oh, Maria Bello. THANK YOU for showing up in this, so that I can finally comment in a public space that The Jane Austen Book Club -- which I saw under duress on a plane -- made me want to stab myself in the throat with a plastic butter knife. But you were kind of good in it, and therefore probably saved my life, as well as the upholstery of one of Continental Airlines' coach class seats. Also, I think it goes without saying that we all owe you a debt for Coyote Ugly. Especially Tyra Banks. However, speaking of ugly...

[Photo: Splash]

I don't REALLY have to elaborate,do I?

October 21, 2008

Fug on Earth

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In starting this fug, I realized that I could not remember a single movie Leelee Sobieski has been in. Not just recently. EVER. Then, of course, I remembered the one where she has knee cancer and has to choose between Josh Hartnett and Chris Klein and OH MY GOD, if a movie starring those three doesn't SCREAM, like, 1999, I don't know what does.

Much as this look screams, "I am kind of an asshole." If it's cold enough for dueling capes and a hood, why are you wearing SHORTS with ONE GLOVE? Exactly.

October 1, 2008

The Fuggy

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How apt that I stumbled across a Nicholle Tom photo JUST as I was watching her deeply important turn as Sue Scanlon on Beverly Hills, 90210: The Original And Still The Best. Poor little Sue -- the baby sister of Dead Scott -- desperately wanted to break off a piece of that storied David Silver ass, and made a freshman splash at West Beverly by running to the bathrooms right as she arrived at school to swap her mother-approved prairie dress for leggings and miniskirts, tight shirts and/or things that showed her bra, and crimson lipstick.

[Photo: WENN]

So my question is: Now, more than 15 years later, does Nicholle ALSO still change back into some Laura Ingalls clothes before she leaves the party? Because if she bumps into the lady who played Mrs. Scanlon at Whole Foods, she's gonna be so grounded.

September 26, 2008

Fug Anything

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Pop quiz: You have tickets to Broadway's opening performance of Naked Daniel Radcliffe. You probably shouldn't be so excited, because there are horses involved, but you can't help it because little Harry Potter is all grown up now and he's pretty damn cute, and it's all legal, so everyone should just CHILL and enjoy the fine, fine acting.

Would you:

a) Try and look as cute as possible, because a night out on the town is worth some hot shoes;

b) Brush your hair and put on some mascara; or

c) Dress up like an ER nurse who, on her way to her night job at the soup kitchen, got cornered at one of those old-timey photo booths where they put a costume on you and then snap your picture in sepia-tones.

[Photo: WENN]

Well, I guess they do say that when in doubt, pick c.

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