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October 1, 2009

Fuglycat Dolls

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Kimberly Wyatt, AKA The Pussycat Doll Who Is Currently The Only Pussycat Doll Leaving The House Which, If You Think About It, Is Kind of Weird, is deeply perplexing:

[Photo: Splash News]

Like, this is surely not the first time I've noted that a celebrity is wearing something previously modeled by Frank, the dude who lives in my alley, but it is definitely the first time I have meant it.

July 8, 2009

What's Fugging? With Jamie Oliver

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Dear Jamie Oliver:

To whom are you giving that thumbs-up? Is it to the crew at the Harry Potter premiere, because you were helping them set up the carpet and the lights and you're letting them know it's all working properly? Is it to your auto mechanic, who got sick and couldn't fix your alternator and so he called you and talked you through it? Is it for your milliner, who spent two weeks trying to find you a lid that would as closely as possible match the hues of your denim? Or is it because you're catering the event and someone just took one look at you and went, "Sweet Jesus, Jamie, did you even WASH YOUR HANDS?" and you had to check with your wife and she wrinkled her nose and said, "I THINK so..." and so you decided to give 'em the all-clear sign just to cover your ass?

Because I KNOW you are not looking in a mirror and giving yourself that stamp of approval. You CAN'T BE. BECAUSE YOU HAVE EYES.

Love,
Heather

June 3, 2009

Helena Fugham Carter

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By now, we all know that Helena Bonham Carter enjoys dressing as if she's a vagrant. This is nothing new.

[All photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

And since she's out and about running errands, or whatever, I'm loath to ding her for it -- especially because at this point I find it wickedly entertaining that Helena just does not care. In fact it tickles me to imagine that, when she prepares to leave the house, she thinks, "I'm totally going to get my picture taken, because I always do. But you know what? SCREW IT. I'm going to put on my white skirt and my very favorite old maternity smock -- the one I never bother to iron -- and then probably add a cardigan, and I'm going to yank up my thick socks and take my orthopedic clodhoppers for a spin, and throw my hair up in a bun that looks like I used a hand-held egg-beater to arrange it, and when I'm done exerting all the strenuous effort it demands to look THIS weird, I am going to LEAVE THE HOUSE and I don't CARE if people start throwing pound coins at my feet because they think I'm about to drop a hat on the ground and busk for supper. SUCK ON IT, WORLD." I mean, think about all the steps she had to take to go to this place, and she did it anyway. That is commitment right there.

So, no, the clothes themselves aren't why Helena graces the site today. What has me really curious here are the shoes. Check them out in close-up:

Continue reading Helena Fugham Carter.

May 18, 2009

Fugler Momsen

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FERGIE: Listen, Taylor, we should talk.

TAYLOR: Can't talk. Need to look sultry.

FERGIE: Honey, listen. I'm wearing a harness. You see that, right?

TAYLOR: Sure.

FERGIE: A harness, AND a really long fake braid that looks like someone cut off a horse tail and sewed it to my bun.

TAYLOR: Whatever.

FERGIE: But nobody is going to care. You know why? Because of you. Because of THIS:

Continue reading Fugler Momsen.

April 24, 2009

Fugary Duffug

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CHEVY CHASE: Oh, Hilary.

HILARY DUFF: Hi, Chevy! It's so nice to see you. I've loved you on Chuck.

CHEVY: Hilary, it's going to be okay. I've been where you are.

HILARY: Excuse me?

CHEVY: I remember when I was a young girl starting out in this business, wearing Flashdance sweatshirts all over town, hoping someone would ask me to take off my bra underneath it, and then cutting my pants with a steak knife when nobody ever did.

HILARY: Chevy, it's not a sweatshirt, it's a tank top, and...

CHEVY: And I just want you to know, from one lost little girl to another, that it DOES get better. You DO put down the steak knife, unless you're still eating the steak.

HILARY: I haven't the faintest idea what...

CHEVY: Oh, HONEY. IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY. We'll get you through this.

HILARY: Whatever, I'm just going to go with it.

January 19, 2009

Best Of Both Fugs

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[Photo: Splash News]

"WaitwaitwaitWAIT, I TOTALLY know what you guys are going to say, okay? I KNOW the boots look kind of like I accidentally left my Pocahontas costume in the freezer, and I KNOW the tights are totally refried Olsen twin. But listen, there's a good reason for those: I'm just REALLY bad at shaving! Like, to the point where I forgot I had to take the tights off first! Or that I could take them off afterward! Or that I shouldn't be doing it in the car while I'm drinking Starbucks and trying to get to Fred Segal! See? It's like I said! I'm really bad at it! I don't have a good excuse for the boots, though. My shoe closet was overflowing and the icebox was empty. Haven't we all been there? Look, if you burn the negatives, I promise I'll make it up to you by spending next week making out with my 20-year old boyfriend in front of, like, The Ivy. Deal?"

January 6, 2009

Fug on to Me

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[Photo: Splash]

"Dude, what's the big deal? I'm just being Courtney. And sometimes Courtney likes to wander around downtown Culver City looking like a downtrodden, underemployed, potentially violent and unpredictable Fraggle. So what? I'M A %#%gG&&$#!@2# ROCK STAR. If I can't pop out of my Escalade carrying a twelve thousand dollar crocodile handbag and wearing a feather I fished out of that lake thing in MacArthur Park, WHO CAN? So my shoes appear to be made out of trash. DO YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO WEAR TRASH SHOES? I didn't think so. Besides, I'd like to remind you that I am the woman who allowed a homeless man to suckle her bare teat at a Wendy's for photographers. This is F#$#%w$#$%(^# NOTHING. So, unwad your panties and send your angry letters to the Official Save Francis Bean Council For Rock Star Offspring, care of Kelly Osbourne, 1221 Derelicte Avenue, suite F U."

December 19, 2005

Random Fug

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This "Lesa Amoore" woman, in addition to once being in a Corey Haim-related reality show -- and the host of something I don't want to know about called Munch Kidz that claims it's an "animated/family" program -- purports to be a celebrity stylist.

And I believe her. You can tell by her carefully slovenly appearance:

Ms. Amoore plainly wants you to think she was sleeping peacefully until a big earthquake hit, and in a frantic effort to escape wearing just enough that she could still feasibly make all her social commitments, she pulled on the nearest pair of tights -- and snagged them! O, the tragedy! -- and her boots, and her dining room drapes for a little extra "coverage," and made a break for it.

It's the L.A. version of Mary-Kate Olsen's Homeless Co-Ed In New York movement. Yep -- earthquake-chic. It's coming.

September 20, 2005

Emmy Pre-Party Fug: Cynthia Garrett

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Ever since her show Life & Style got cancelled, Cynthia Garrett has apparently been living life in the style of a homeless hippie-cowgirl:

[Photo by Daily Celeb.]

I always suspected that working with Jules Asner day in, day out, would drive a person into a state of unbrushed boho insanity. It's okay, Cynthia. We know. We don't understand what Steven Soderbergh sees in her, either -- or, well, we do, but we just don't understand how he lives with himself during those moments when they're forced to have a conversation. We're here for you, Cyn. You're free now -- it'll get better, we promise. Step away from the hat and don't let the fringe suck you into its poisonous lair.

April 19, 2005

Fug It Like Fugham

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Why does Keira Knightley look like an adult extra in Annie's slum scenes?

It's a hard-knock life, indeed.

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