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October 27, 2009

Fug Hills, 90210

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I'm sure there's a Charmed joke in here, something about what Brenda must have done to this poor bird's entrails in the name of misguided and immoral dark arts, but I never watched Charmed, as you can tell by the fact that I don't even know what Brenda's character thereon was named.

But honestly, it's not that hard to believe that Brenda Walsh, too, could have been seduced by the lures of divination via entrails. Brenda was easily influenced. I think her entire high school career was honestly like one step away from being The Craft. Frankly, it's a shame that Spelling never went there, because I feel like the Brenda/Dylan/Kelly/Voodoo storyline would have been a CLASSIC. And perhaps in the course of said plot, Brenda would have learned that, if you have to destroy innocent creatures in order to...whatever...you also have to be smart enough not to wear the evidence out to a party.

October 23, 2009

Fugmilla Belle

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Remember when Camilla Belle was going to be real famous, because she was dating one of the Jonaii, and she was in that awful movie about cavemen? Yeah, that didn't work out so well. Nor, I would argue, has this:

Unless, of course, she actually IS an ice dancer, and she and her flaxen-haired Russian emigre partner are about to perform a sweeping routine based on Swan Lake, involving all kinds of limbs going all kinds of places most peoples limbs are incapable of reaching. In that case, I'm ALL OVER IT, but those heels are going to be hard to skate in.

October 16, 2009

Fugdan

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This is just so SUBTLE.

So UNDERSTATED. Gosh, I hope people don't stop paying attention to her! What if no one SEES HER? What if no one NOTICES HER? THE HORROR.

October 15, 2009

Fug or Fab: Minnie Driver

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So, I guess Minnie Driver is in this new movie, Motherhood, for which I just saw an trailer. It seems to be about a harried and somewhat downtrodden stay-at-home blogger/mom who runs errands in her nightgown and knows a lot of working mothers who are kind of mean to her. It is hard to tell from two and a half minutes, but I suspect this might annoy bloggers, stay-at-home mothers, mothers with jobs outside of the home, and women who are asked to believe that Uma Thurman is anything other than incredibly striking and youthful looking, by which I mean: all of us. But trailers can be misleading: Heather and I have a friend who once announced, based solely on the trailer, that if the Johnny Depp/Penelope Cruz movie Blow didn't sweep the Oscars, he was going to leave town forever. I believe he is in Burbank right now.

I don't think Motherhood is going to sweep anything, and I am equally unsure about this:

SHE looks great -- like, as a person -- and I am easily amused by a saucy print. That being said....

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October 14, 2009

Fug or Fab: Blake Lively

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To begin with, I think we all need to remove our hats and salute Blake Lively's hair. It is glorious and I covet it:

The hair on her head, guys. Not on her skirt.

That being said, I don't wholly loathe this. It's textile, and fun, and a bit....well, it is a Where the Wild Things Are event. Maybe this is her way of suggesting that it's time for the wild rumpus to commence. I have to have some respect for someone who so clearly embraces a theme.

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August 4, 2009

Unfug It Up: Christina Hendricks

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I'd say Christina Hendricks looks much improved since the last couple of times we've seen her, but I have a SERIOUS BIRD PHOBIA and I really can't even examine this too long:

From staring down here at her feet -- WHERE IT'S SAFE -- I would argue that she could maybe use a marginally higher heel, but what do I know? I'm in the fetal position over here. I need the visual equivalent of a mega-dose of Xanax. I know I've got something for that...where is it....?

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July 20, 2009

Fuggie Price

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Thank god Katie "Jordan" Price is handling her recent divorce with all the gentle sensitivity and low-key good taste we've all come to expect from her, much like Jon Gosselin:

[Photos: Splash News]

Poor tortured soul. Clearly she can barely manage to pull herself out of bed to be wrestled into her feather-trimmed bustier and tutu, so heart-broken is she. Shall we see how these, her virtual widows weeds, look from the rear? [Only marginally safe for work, I hate to break it to you.]

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July 15, 2009

Natural Born Fuggers

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I don't know about you, but I'm in a pretty good mood right now. And I suspect that THIS is why:

[Photo: WENN.com]

Okay. We've got sequined pants, a pleather crop top, fingerless gloves, a bunch of ties hanging off a belt, a freaky feathery bolero jacket AND bright blue eye make-up. This is like a costume from a musical adaptation of Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, called Mad? Max! crossed with some kind of hipster belly-dancing experience -- and if you don't think the hipsters are going to co-opt belly-dancing eventually, and in a way beyond just fitness classes, you're wrong. Also, I guess I'm officially old now that I'm referring to people as "hipsters" like that crotchety neighbor who is always calling to you across the street to ask you to explain something on the iPhone. But let's be honest. Not only would I see that musical, I would enthusiastically recommend it to others before heading off to my new favorite dive bar. They have belly dancing AND Pabst on tap! Thanks for the good times in advance, Juliette!

June 16, 2009

Fabiolfug Berafuga

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Fabiola Beracasa is fast becoming my favorite socialite of the bunch -- which might not be saying much, since I don't tend to think about any of them unless we're at Fashion Week and are tasked with trying to distinguish one from the next, but that doesn't make it any less true. This woman is RELIABLE. Remember this? And this? And these? Well, there's more to add to the collection.

Let's start with the old -- somehow, back at the beginning of June, I completely missed this:

[Photo: WENN.com]

It's like she strapped on her orthopedic ankle braces and walked to the funeral of the dude who invented the paper shredder. It will be so moving when she removes her crown of fake blossoms and places it tenderly on his coffin, right before it's shoved through a wood-chipper.

So we've covered something old, and something blue -- let's hit up something new, in the form of what she wore last night:

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May 11, 2009

Fug or Fab: Mariska Hargitay

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It goes without saying, I am sure, that Mariska Hargitay is a very beautiful woman. AND she's very likable on Law and Order: Sports Utility Vehicle. AND she had her lung collapse a bunch of times this year and that happened to a friend of mine as well, so I feel like she and are friends via the transitive property or something. But let's take a looksee at what she wore to the White House Correspondents Dinner this weekend, shall we?

Somehow this manages to be both kind of great and yet also reminiscent of spitballs. I don't know how those two things can happen at the same time, and yet here we are.

poll by twiigs.com

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