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November 13, 2009

Delta Goodfug

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I can never remember if, as an American, I am SUPPOSED to know who Delta Goodrem is. You know what I mean. There are some celebrities -- like, say, any WAG but Posh -- who I know are truly famous only in the U.K. But then there are celebrities like Cat Deeley, who FEEL like they're only famous elsewhere but I only think that because I don't watch So You Think You Can Dance, and she's not out and about that much, and then I think about it and I realize that America totally knows who she is. But I am fairly sure that Ms Goodrem here is famous mostly in Australia, but CRAZILY SO there, as a super successful singer and someone who was on Neighbours. I rather wish she'd hit it bigger here in the States, because we'd see so much more of this:

It's like Peaches and Cream Barbie on top, C3P0 on the bottom. More of that CANNOT be a bad thing.

October 30, 2009

Random Fug: Lara Bingle

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This outfit, when it appeared on Rihanna, became our first-ever Unfug It Up feature -- she styled it differently, of course, which was part of the issue. But it's interesting to me to see it on somebody who is not as naturally edgy or daring as Rihanna:

This woman is an Aussie model, although in this photo it looks like she's conducting the U.S.S. Enterprise's shipboard orchestra in a fairly pedestrian rendition of "Waltzing Matilda." And the outfit... doesn't work. It's totally wearing her, instead of the other way around. Of course, it doesn't help that Lara emits a vibe of having been up all night after several failed attempts to pass out in the drawers behind her. But I think it goes to show that sometimes it's the styling that fails you, and sometimes it's just the style. As in, I don't think this is quite hers. Point to Rihanna. Now let's see if Ms. Bingle has the guts to try this one in Round Two.

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October 26, 2009

Top of the Fugs

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I just found myself singing, "words, words, words," to the tune of Motley Crue's "Girls, Girls, Girls," and that's how you know it's a Monday.

The words that occurred to me vis a vis this particular ensemble included: TOO MANY ACCESSORIES. Okay, I guess that's technically more of a phrase. But you smell what I'm cooking. Accessories soup. And it's turning rancid.

October 23, 2009

Fugelia

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Jamelia here apparently attended this premiere with 50 Cent, since a lot of the photos show them wrapped around each other.

Based on the length of that skirt, though, I wonder if their public coupling was more of a high-concept Halloween costume in which they are, jointly, a fifty-cent hooker.

October 23, 2009

Freaky Fug Friday: Lady Victoria Hervey

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Hey guys,

We've been having so much fun with the open comments -- thank you for being generally awesome -- that Heather and I have been mulling other features we could do that utilized them to the most amusing advantage. What the hell, right? We've been doing this thing for five years: As in a marriage, it might be fun to try something new (within a loving embrace of our committed and nonjudgmental relationship, mais oui). And what better day to get freaky, role-reversal style, than a Friday?

Here's how this is going to work. We're going to ask YOU to write the post about this photo, following very specific guidelines that will be different each week. The best three entries posted in the comments -- please don't e-mail them to us -- between NOW and 10 p.m. PST Sunday night will be posted on GFY Monday morning, with attribution, and the readers can vote on their favorite to pick a winner. (Right now the only prize is THE THRILL OF VICTORY, because this real estate is all we have to offer. But maybe one day we'll have actual STUFF. Let us pray.) Enter as often as you want!

Come on! It'll be fun! And it'll make the weekend arrive faster.

THE PICTURE:

[Photo: Splash News]

THE FUGEE: Wacktacular Brit socialite Lady Victoria Hervey

THE GUIDELINES: Your entry must take the form of a haiku. Grammar and spelling count. You may be risque, as in the tradition of all good haiku (....right?) but try not to get full-on nasty. And to make sure there's no uncertainty: A haiku consists of one five-syllable line, one seven-syllable line, and then one more five syllable line. In that order.

EXTRANEOUS DETAILS: Yes, her dress has actual holes in it. She's smoking a Smokestik, which is a tobacco-free, electronic nicotine dispenser that she herself designed (!) and which has her family crest on it (!!) as well "a bejewelled tip" (!!!). (I really want to make a "bejewelled tip" joke, but I don't get to write this one.) Feel free to work this in as you see fit.

IMPORTANT WARNING: Please keep your entry in the spirit of the site itself. We're pretty sure y'all know what that means.

Okay! We're excited to read your entries! Get writing. And don't forget to sign your entry the way you want your credit to appear if you're chosen.

October 15, 2009

Fuga Palmer-Tomkinson

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Tara Palmer-Tomkinson is known primarily on this side of the pond as being That British Lady Who Needs To Eat And Doesn't Do Anything Except Be Tan And Naked.

And, for the moment, That British Lady Whose Photo Is Not Safe For Work:

Continue reading Fuga Palmer-Tomkinson.

September 29, 2009

Sophie Fugk

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Coming soon to a theater near you: The Tear-Away Bride, starring Sophie Monk as a fabric-shy commitment-phobe who rips off a piece of her wedding dress every time she jilts someone, until one day her crotch pops out and points itself at Mr. Right.

It could be a franchise:

Continue reading Sophie Fugk.

September 24, 2009

Fugs Aloud

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I have a question for Nicola Roberts of Girls Aloud:

How can one do this without showing nipple to: the valet, the bartender, the waiter, your doorman, the taxi driver, that dude who lives across the street, your downstairs neighbor, the coat check girl, that guy in the elevator, the girl seated across from you, the kid who snuck into the event, and your date? (That last one might not present such a dilemma.) Do you paste your breasts to that thing as if everyone's very lives depended on it? Or is it better to shrug and just hope for the best?

I mean, I'm also operating under the very reasonable assumption that she wore this after being forced to do so at gunpoint. Obviously.

September 10, 2009

Alexfugra Burke

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"Hello, everyone!"

"Welcome to the Motel Thighs, Leg City's finest establishment for by-the-hour comforts! Naturally, our HBO is free."

September 8, 2009

Big Fugger

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Stephanie McMichael is a former Big Brother UK contestant.

[Photo: FlynetOnline.com]

She is making a convincing case for herself as a threat to Jodie Marsh or Katie Price in the All-England Creatively Naked Fame-Grubber Competition. For real, kid: Invest in a 500 percent boob augmentation and a bunch more sequined crotch slings and you're set.

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