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October 20, 2009

Fug Months

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I've been staring at this for like twenty minutes and it's turning into a Fug Mad Libs in my head.

Like: Julianne Moore is [COMPLIMENTARY ADJECTIVE] and I really loved her in [JULIANNE MOORE PROJECT THAT ISN'T EVOLUTION]. But this is [NEGATIVE ADJECTIVE] and makes her look like [ELEGANT PHRASE MEANING 'WEARING A CRUMPLED SACK]. This is a shame, because [MOORE-CENTRIC COMPLIMENT], but [AARON SPELLING REFERENCE]. On the other hand, [SWEET VALLEY HIGH] and [I MISS THE PELDON SISTERS].

July 15, 2008

Aubrey O'Fug

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Some days, the words escape me. So I figure you can write your own fug with this one. I'll help:

"Hi everyone! Aubrey here. Do you like this [ADJECTIVE] thing coming out of my head? See, I had a [NOUN] with my [ADJECTIVE] hair extensions, and it made me so [ADVERB][ADJECTIVE] that I threw a giant [NOUN] and ended up with a HUGE [NOUN] on my [NOUN]. Hence the giant flower, which looks a bit like I [VERB]-ed my skull on a [NOUN], or on someone's [NOUN]. Or, wait, maybe that actually happened. I don't know. I feel a bit [ADJECTIVE]. But, hey, at least it distracts you from this dress, which is like a [ADJECTIVE] mosquito net mixed with a [NOUN] and then stuffed in the bottom of a [NOUN] so it could get properly [ADJECTIVE]. It totally still makes you want to [VERB] me, though. Admit it. You're totally [VERB]-ing about it. I look like the Hawaiian Tropic girl, except with more [NOUN]. Some people say I look like that [NOUN] Paris Hilton, but I think I'm way, way more [ADJECTIVE]. What do you think? Maybe if I [VERB] it up a little? Here:

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January 23, 2008

How She Fug

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Rutina Wesley here stars in the new movie How She Move, the IMDb description for which reads like a Teen Movie Mad Lib: "Following her [SIBLING]'s death from [TERRIBLE THING], a high school student is forced to [DO SOMETHING UNPLEASANT THAT WILL PLACE HER DANCING-ADJACENT] where she re-kindles an unlikely passion for the competitive world of [KIND OF DANCING]." But what [TERRIBLE THING] has placed her [ROMPER-ADJACENT], I wonder?

Whatever it was, I hope it kept the receipt.

September 20, 2004

Emmy Fug Carpet: Courtney Peldon

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We're really busy at Go Fug Yourself this morning, thanks to the Emmys, so this one is a DIY. Fill in the blanks: [ADJECTIVE] [ADJECTIVE] Peldon [VERB] [DERIVITIVE OF FUGLY] [SYNONYM FOR DRESS] at the Emmys. [INSERT VERSION OF "WHO IS SHE, ANYWAY?" HERE] Peldon [VERB] [SYNONYM FOR CRAZY AND/OR BLIND] and [ADJECTIVE SUGGESTING POSSIBLE MENTAL ILLNESS]. Peldon's [SYNONYM FOR OUTFIT] [VERB] [SYNONYM FOR UGLY]. [INSERT SNIDE COMMENT SUGGESTING PELDON MAY BE ATTENDING EMMYS AS A SEAT FILLER.]

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