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November 5, 2009

2 Become Fug

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Dearest Mel B. You have serious problems here. How to put this...

How about if I borrow from one of your tender Spice Girls ballads:

Get a little bit clothed here, baby.
Put 'em on, put 'em on.
'Cause tonight
Is the night
Your pants must get done.
You need some trou like you've never needed trou before (let 'em make love to you, baby).
You've got a little shirt -- now go back for more (don't let it make fug to you, baby).
Setting your crotch free
Is no public way to be.

October 15, 2009

Melfugdy Thornton

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You know, I understand why Robin Antin is letting the other Pussycat Dolls out of the barn every once in a while. If Nicole Scherzinger ever decides to go solo again, they are up shit creek, because nobody cares about any of the other faceless minions. But the problem is, when your pussycats run around unsupervised, this happens:

The rest of this outfit might be totally fine, for all I know. I can't tell. My brain shorts out when I get to her lipstick. It's like she personally juiced Violet Beauregard.

October 12, 2009

Fugly and FugJ

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[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

AJ MICHALKA: Excuse me?

ALY MICHALKA: What, did you hear something?

AJ: I could've sworn I heard someone behind us laughing.

ALY: You probably did. I know I am laughing at you.

AJ: Wait, at ME?

ALY: Hello, honey, you're wearing really tight pants and a shirt that hits your butt in the WEIRDEST place.

AJ: HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR TIGHTS?

ALY: They're not tights, honey, they're pights. Half pants, half tights.

AJ: Did you just not bother to shave the backs of your legs today?

ALY: Don't judge. It makes showering SO MUCH faster. I may not do it ever again. This is the new revolution, sweetie. Ride the wave.

AJ: It's okay. I'll let you surf it as far away from me as possible.

October 9, 2009

Fugi Hallifug

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I'm so delighted Geri made sure to wear her largest, most gorilla-esque coat.

[Photo: WENN.com]

Because I would just HATE for her to be out on the town without the proper coverage on her arms.

September 24, 2009

Fugs Aloud

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I have a question for Nicola Roberts of Girls Aloud:

How can one do this without showing nipple to: the valet, the bartender, the waiter, your doorman, the taxi driver, that dude who lives across the street, your downstairs neighbor, the coat check girl, that guy in the elevator, the girl seated across from you, the kid who snuck into the event, and your date? (That last one might not present such a dilemma.) Do you paste your breasts to that thing as if everyone's very lives depended on it? Or is it better to shrug and just hope for the best?

I mean, I'm also operating under the very reasonable assumption that she wore this after being forced to do so at gunpoint. Obviously.

September 17, 2009

Melodfug Thornton

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I'm not sure what to make of this.

Pussycat Doll Melody Thornton is clad with an almost nunlike severity and austerity, except that her rosary is stuck down by her crotch. Having Jesus hang from a cross that is itself swinging gently across your genitals strikes me as... what's the word... ah yes: Wrong.

August 27, 2009

Fugberly Wyatt

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I wonder if Nicole Scherzinger is trying to get out of the Pussycat Dolls again. You'd think after her terrible and poorly received solo album, she'd have abandoned dreams of Beyoncedom -- but given that Kimberly Wyatt here seems to be working overtime to get some face recognition lately, maybe she's being dispatched strategically so that if Nicole DOES leave, people will have a vague idea who one of the remaining band members is.

Certainly she is making herself unforgettable.

It takes balls to dress like you just covered yourself in glue and then shot yourself out of a confetti cannon. If Dolly Parton did the costumes for Where The Wild Things Are, they would look like this.

August 20, 2009

Aubrey O'Fug

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Well, hellfire, you guys: All our Fug Madness winners -- all two of them -- are trying to clean up their acts, and I've got to tell you, with that and the fact that Mischa Barton is off-limits for a while because of her recent and genuinely very alarming involuntary hospitalization, I am feeling quite bereft.

Observe:

Yeah, fine, the shoes kind of look like something you'd wear if you wanted to go clogging at a strip club. And if I hadn't seen so very much of her boobs in the past year, I'd think that was one ineptly stuffed bra. But you guys, it's AUBREY. By her standards, wearing this outfit means she's taken the veil, become Sister Mary Aubrey, and plans to attend vespers all week with Mother Superior. I hope to God Solange Knowles is sitting at home somewhere, looking at this photo, understanding that it means Fug Madness 2010 could be hers, ALL HERS.

But can Aubrey keep it up? Let's see:

Continue reading Aubrey O'Fug.

August 17, 2009

Fugababes

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I guess it's British Girl Groups Who Will Never Hit It Big in the States Day here at GFY, because on the heels of Sarah Harding, may I present Heidi Range of the irritatingly twee-ly spelled Sugababes:

[Photo: WENN.com]

In fairness, I must admit that I have one of their songs on my iPod and it is excellent for cardio. I must also admit that I laughed aloud at their Wikipedia entry, which claims -- and has backing citation for said claim -- that two of the group had a huge blowout about Britney's "Toxic" video. How is that even possible? "Toxic" is an AMAZING video. I must finally admit that if cropped tops are coming back, as one might surmise from this photo of Heidi, I will probably somehow end up in jail for assault.

August 17, 2009

Girls Afug

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Sarah Harding here is in the British pop girl group Girls Aloud, which have sung such tender, poetic hits as "Sexy! No No No..." and "Something Kind of Ooooh."

[Photo: Splash News]

I presume she is pictured here still in costume from a stint filming cameos in a new video Weird Al -- seeing the need to bulk up his catalog now that he feels temporarily weird about performing "I'm Fat" or "Eat It" in the wake of Michael Jackson's demise and deciding to reach out to the fans of UK-based girl groups who are not the Spice Girls -- has recently made, titled, "Sexy? NO NO NO" and "Something Kind of Ew." What a good sport.

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