Search Results

October 14, 2009

Olefugga

Fug file:

Julia Stiles is ALIVE, you guys!

[Photo: WENN.com]

I was so worried. Sometimes I'd lie awake at night, wondering if the humiliation of being in Down to You had finally done her in. But no! Hale! Hearty! Employed! Wearing the wee costume of a tiny junior ice-skating champion who was misguided enough to perform Blair Waldorf: A Tribute for her free skate, but still! ALIVE!

October 13, 2009

Sheree Whitfug

Fug file:

Sometimes, people ask us why we harp on jumpsuits so much.

This might be Exhibit A in defense of our position.

October 12, 2009

Fug and Fug or Fab: Penelope Cruz

Fug file:

Penelope Cruz was all over the place this weekend -- drumming up early press for Nine, I guess.

[Photo: Splash News]

Also, judging from this photo, doing an artful impression of some of the 1980s' most trendily-decorated breakfast rooms, all covered in white trellis and redolent of wicker and Morgan Fairchild and white wine spritzers. Someone somewhere is surely looking at her and thinking, "I can't wait to serve a quiche on that."

Luckily, she went out on Sunday night looking a bit less like somewhere you'd go for brunch with your grandma:

Continue reading Fug and Fug or Fab: Penelope Cruz.

September 22, 2009

Emmy Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Kate Walsh

Fug file:

crazy layers,
grey

So, this dress on Kate Walsh photographed better than I thought it would:

I actually kind of like it here, but when we were watching the broadcast, there was a lot of, "OH HONEY NO," and this is why:

Continue reading Emmy Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Kate Walsh.

September 3, 2009

Fug or Fab: Olivia Wilde

Fug file:

grey,
shiny

I love Olivia Wilde, and not because she managed to slog her way through that somewhat poorly-executed Marissa Experiments With Lesbianism storyline on The OC without visibility rolling her eyes on camera.

I love her because when she was interviewed about being ranked Number One on Maxim's Hot 100 List over the summer, she was kind of hilarious, noting that she was "honored to be considered warmer than the average taco," saying that she stays so hot thanks to "fourteen tablespoons cayenne pepper in [her] VERY HOT coffee each morning," and she used the word "thrice." Anyone who uses the word "thrice" is automatically noted as A Friend of GFY. And she certainly is very pretty. But let's talk about her dress. Does it make me want to running screaming out into the yard and set the squirrels on fire with rage? Absolutely not. In fact, I think I might like it. And it looks comfortable. You guys know how I feel about clothing in which I feel that I could comfortably eat an enchilada platter or two: VERY pro. But I woke up this morning and thought it was Friday, so who knows if I'm on the right track.

poll by twiigs.com

September 1, 2009

Daytime Emmy Awards Fab or Fug Carpet: Tatyana Ali

Fug file:

First and foremost, I think we can all agree that Tatyana "Ashley Banks" Ali grew up to be super gorgeous.

But let's talk about her dress. I kind of can't figure it out. Like...literally. It's sequined....right? And....sort of striped? Or that's just how she's standing? And if so, does it vaguely resemble newsprint? And if so, is that still okay? Or is what looks like a pattern actually just reflections of the light combined with the way she's standing? Or are they a sort of Rorschach test-esque pattern in which I keep seeing a sports bra, and if so, does that mean my subconscious wants me to work out more? Or does any reference to The Fresh Prince just act as a flimsy excuse for me to post this?

(YouTube has yanked the sound from that video, but you KNOW what song is playing. Hum it at work.) You be the judge.

poll by twiigs.com

August 31, 2009

Daytime Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Rachel Melvin

Fug file:

Misunderstandings can be so uncomfortable.

For instance, this dress is clearly what happens when someone says, "Aw, send a corsage to the widow," and a minion accidentally hears, "Send a corset to the widow," and then all of a sudden some bereaved lady puts a dress on eBay that looks like she's wearing her grief on her chest, and a soap star smells a bargain. I call that story Not Without My Eulogy: Mother, May I Sleep With The Fishes?, and I am selling it to Lifetime, stat.

August 17, 2009

Fugababes

Fug file:

girl groups,
grey

I guess it's British Girl Groups Who Will Never Hit It Big in the States Day here at GFY, because on the heels of Sarah Harding, may I present Heidi Range of the irritatingly twee-ly spelled Sugababes:

[Photo: WENN.com]

In fairness, I must admit that I have one of their songs on my iPod and it is excellent for cardio. I must also admit that I laughed aloud at their Wikipedia entry, which claims -- and has backing citation for said claim -- that two of the group had a huge blowout about Britney's "Toxic" video. How is that even possible? "Toxic" is an AMAZING video. I must finally admit that if cropped tops are coming back, as one might surmise from this photo of Heidi, I will probably somehow end up in jail for assault.

August 17, 2009

Fug U Bad

Fug file:

I kind of just want to buy singer/songwriter Jazmine Sullivan here a drink:

For one thing, I'm pretty sure she's going to want one after seeing these pictures. And when she wails to me, "It would have looked SO CUTE with a SKIRT," I will pat her arm gently and motion to the barkeep to bring us both another round. And then I will just remind her that she's actually an American hero. Because, Jazmine, if one woman looks at your jumpsuit here and thinks to herself, "God. Yeah. I totally couldn't pull that off either," you will have SAVED that woman from even the heartache of TRYING ON said jumpsuit or similar, not to mention the sinking feeling she might have had the morning after wearing one in public, potentially in front of the cute boy or girl she most wanted to impress with what she told herself was her kicky, jumpsuit-wearing joie de vivre. Womenfolk: hear me and believe me. Your vivre has MORE than enough joie without doing this to your crotch.

August 14, 2009

Fuggliet the Spy

Fug file:

So it seems the Gossip Girl costume crew feels the same way I do about the return of Michelle Trachtenberg's character to the Upper East Side:

[Photo: Splash]

Rage-y and obsessed with the need for revenge. I get mine via the pen, they fight with unflattering, ill-fitting dresses and the only wedges ever designed to make you look like you're not wearing heels at all. I think I fear them most of all.

Results tagged “grey” from GoFugYourself

Olefugga

Fug file:

Sheree Whitfug

Fug file:

Fug and Fug or Fab: Penelope Cruz

Fug file:

Emmy Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Kate Walsh

Fug file:

Fug or Fab: Olivia Wilde

Fug file:

Daytime Emmy Awards Fab or Fug Carpet: Tatyana Ali

Fug file:

Daytime Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Rachel Melvin

Fug file:

Fugababes

Fug file:

Fug U Bad

Fug file:

Fuggliet the Spy

Fug file:

Search

Fug Favorites

Featured Fugger

The Book of fug

Subscribe to GFY