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November 3, 2009

Fug or Fab: Paula Abdul

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When I saw this photo in thumbnail size, I thought Paula Abdul here was Jasmine Guy -- her hair is similar to Jasmine's on Vampire Diaries, and I had just been talking about how Ms Whitley Gilbert is MUCH too young to be playing a grandmother on said show, so I had her on the brain. (It has been pointed out to me that Whitley's VD character IS a witch, so maybe she's staying young-looking thanks to MAGIC, and I feel like I might be able to accept that. And trust me, I am happy to see her working, but still. Jasmine Guy is no grandma. Anyhoodle.) Which is why I thought, "is Jasmine Guy actually kind of working high-waisted leather pants? She IS a witch!!"

Look, it's possible that I have totally lost the plot. This is the third day in a row that I've had a fever. Last night, I had a feverish delirium that Ryan Seacrest and I were being forced to perform "Tardy for the Party" for President Obama and I couldn't find my wig. (Ryan was cool about it.) So let's take a looksee in the close-up:

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October 20, 2009

Lindsay Lofug

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I can only hope that these pants are from Lindsay's Fall Leggings Line, which will have ventured out from being solely leggings and moved into being a purveyor of all sorts of tight pants:

That is, I'm pretty sure they're pants. They might be....brace yourselves, dear readers.... incredibly high-waisted shorts layered over tights. Look, I know Lilo has problems: violated paroles; unsuccessful stewardships of fashion houses; girlfriend drama; parents incapable of communicating in an effective and compassionate manner, much less in a way that doesn't involve People magazine; looming interventions; hair that suddenly recalls the finer work of Brett Michaels, etc. The question is: do these pants/shorts solve or ameliorate said issues? Or do they only pile onto the sweaty, toothless scrum that is Lilo's daily dramz? Exactly.

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October 5, 2009

Fug City

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LAUREN CONRAD: Hey, Whit. Thanks so much for coming out to support my new Kohl's line.

WHITNEY PORT: My pleasure!

LAUREN: And just in case anyone is wondering, nothing you are wearing comes from my line.

WHITNEY: What was that?

LAUREN: Oh, NOTHING! Nothing. Shall we get a better look at your outfit, that I didn't have anything to do with? That you didn't even call or text me about?

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September 10, 2009

Leighfug Meester

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You guys, I'm so excited!

As long as I poke an arm through a hotel pillowcase and employ a really huge belt, I can TOTALLY rock my black ski pants this fall! VICTORY!

P.S. Leighton, whoever told you to go with mellow lipstick AND light eye makeup is not your friend.

July 9, 2009

Tayfug Fugsen

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I'm wondering if the same people on Gossip Girl who are sabotaging Blake Lively ALSO have a little bit of a hate-on for Taylor Momsen. Check out what she wore on-set recently:

[All Photos: Splash News]

It would seem Little J's plot this season could be all about how she spent her summer vacation as the semi-slutty mechanic's aide who likes to shove wrenches suggestively into her hot-pants pockets, and then check the oil over and over again with that erotic dipstick. Maybe she'll even relaunch her fashion line to be geared toward grease-monkeys who just want to give the guys in the tire-rotation trenches something to feel good about every day.

I don't feel good at all about this next piece, though:

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May 28, 2009

Katie Fugmes

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You know, we sometimes joke about high-waisted pants so extreme that they're practically a second bra. But apparently we can't joke about these things in front of Katie Holmes, or as I like to call her, Where Bad Ideas Go To Roam Free.

[Photo: Splash News]

Those pants are ridiculously, insanely high and tall. She looks like a stewardess on Clown Air.

(And yes, I know I'm supposed to call them flight attendants, but old habits die hard. To wit, I also sometimes still put potato chips on my sandwiches and I'm watching a 90210 rerun where David is recovering from drugs by getting back into his music. Between you and me, I'd prefer him on the drugs.)

Maybe she's just messing with Tom at this point. Maybe she's doing whatever she can to wear trousers that are as tall as he is, so that he will be intimidated into going away and not pawing at her any more. In that sense, these pants could be an act of purest genius.

But just don't try this at home, folks. Promise me.

January 26, 2009

Fug Kisses

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So...Jessica Simpson has been very busy of late: (a) she's been romancing Tony Romo, which has probably been fun, (b) she performed this weekend at a chili cook-off (...I know. I feel kind of depressed now, too), and (c) she very kindly took one for the team and illustrated for us all that high-waisted jeans are really not flattering on everyone. Especially not these:

[Photos: Splash]

Here is the thing about these jeans: they might look great on you if you have abs that could grate cheese and little-to-no body fat. On the rest of us, they just emphasize Inner-Thighs-Through-Belly-Including-Hips, which is something I want in my pants about as much as I want Tony Romo to come over and throw a boiling vat of chili in my face. I mean, if you just mentally move the waist band of these jeans down about two inches, girlfriend looks 100% better, am I right? The sad thing is, I'm sure the tabloids are going to jump on this with a replay of Star's infamous "IT'S NOT A FAT SUIT" headline, when really, J Simp's probably gained a pound here or there because she's not working out 8 hours a day anymore and who can blame her? She's in love! She's WORKING A CHILI COOK-OFF. She's not made of stone, people, and I suspect she's naturally a curvaceous girl. The fact of the matter is that we all know she'd probably look freaking great if she would just burn those pants and salt the ground. See, this is why I always vote for flattering jeans. Forgiving pants = more sandwiches and far less agita from people squawking about the remainder of your minor holiday weight gain. Also, more sandwiches = much greater happiness. It's like one of the fundamental rules of basic math.

January 9, 2009

Fug Men and Fug City 2

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JANUARY JONES: Phew. I made it.

JESSICA ALBA: Me too.

JANUARY: I ran all the way from the valet. Can you tell? I feel bedraggled.

JESSICA: Your hair is a little....yeah. I can tell.

JANUARY: Well, so's yours!

JESSICA: What on earth are you talking about?

JANUARY: The bangs...and the....rest of it. You sort of look like my first grade teacher, circa 1981. She made her own flax seeds.

JESSICA: IT'S FOR A PART.

JANUARY: Does that explain your dumb-ass pants?

JESSICA: You look like you got attacked by a beaver with a sleeve fetish!

JANUARY: I AM ON A VERY CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED TELEVISION SHOW.

JESSICA: I....okay. You win.

JANUARY: I hate it when we fight.

JESSICA: Let's go find the bar.

October 27, 2008

Happy Hallowfugs

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Allegedly, Rachel Bilson is wearing this because she went to a Halloween party in costume as a hippie. Which is a huge relief, because at first, I thought, "DEAR GOD NO. Rachel Bilson would never wear those pants SINCERELY unless she had gone blind."

[Photo: FlynetOnline.com]

I mean, right? But I suppose there's always a possibility that she's NOT in costume, and only drew on the tattoos as a cover for her real purpose: president of the "Dumpy Is Humpy" subcommittee at the Mischa Barton/Aubrey O'Day fan convention and group wedding. But since you never see her and any of her old O.C. co-stars together -- least of all Mischa -- I'm assuming the hippie explanation is the real one. That's a big "phew" all around.

August 11, 2008

Heroes: Fugians

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I don't think it's particularly revolutionary of me to note that Heroes totally sucked last season. Everyone was in totally different countries (and TIMES) and every new character brought with it a new, terrible fake accent. But of all the developments that I hated -- and there were many -- I most hated Dania Ramirez, who traveled around with her brother accidentally killing people by crying black tears when she got mad, kind of like the Hulk meets the black-oily-eyed virus on The X-Files. Anyway, it was boring, and she was shrill and I spent the whole time wondering what Jack Coleman was up to and why I wasn't spending any quality time with him anymore. So what I'm saying is that I have no patience for Dania and am not willing to cut her any slack here:

Don't look so coy. We both know you're wearing cuffed, capri, super high-waisted jeans, and by my count, that's at least two trends too many. It's a good things I can't kill people when I cry, because this has got my eyes watering.

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