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October 19, 2009

Better Played, Rose McGowan?

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There was much discussion recently about Ms Rose McGowan's wardrobial choices. I must admit that there's something kind of charming about her most current ensemble:

I don't know how I feel about the dress ITSELF -- I enjoy that it's quasi-Marilyn Monroe a la "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend," but I suspect she needs a chunky fabulous bracelet if she's going to make the (probably wise) choice to skip the gloves -- but I can't help but be amused by the expression on her face. She looks very, "Now you want me to stand over here? Really? Whatever you say, photo dude. Just make up your mind."

She totally mugged for the cameras once she got to her mark, too:

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October 5, 2009

Run Fug Town

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I LOVE this picture.

Even Rihanna is all like, "Oh my god. WTF am I wearing? HOW DOES THIS THING WORK?"

July 27, 2009

Divaliciously Well Played, J.Lo

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[Photo: Splash News]

"Whaaaaat? For ME? You threw a surprise party for little meeeee? I just thought it was a plain old night out on the town! Why ELSE would I be wearing my tile-grout-scrubbling Grecian ball gown and my waffle-making jewelry and my Clean The Toilet Day updo and my diaper-changing makeup and my naptime cleavage?!? CLEARLY I had no IDEA anything like this would happen tonight! Marc, you wiry string bean of mischief! I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING AT ALL! Just for that when we go home, you may prick my finger and snack on it! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEE!"

July 22, 2009

Amusingly Played, Miami Dolphins

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[Photo: Splash News]

MARC ANTHONY: Wow! What a nifty personalized athletic shirt.

J.LO: Heheheheheeeeee! My Marc, he is so precious, like a tiny wee pixie but with hormones! That shirt will eat him alive!

MARC: It is pleasing to me that the Miami Dolphins NFL Organization, which I own a piece of now, has provided me with this important shirt. Does everyone get one?

J.LO: Tee hee! It will NEVER fit him! Not even if I boil it twenty times! Mi pequeñito precioso! I had to wear my hair in barettes like I'm eight, so that I seem as teensy as he is! Thank God the rest of me looks smoking hot!

MARC: This athletic shirt symbolizes how committed I am to the game of NFL.

J.LO: Ha ha ha ha, he thinks a touchdown is when a plane lands! But that is okay, because a Certain Someone whose name rhymes with Len Affbleck knows all ABOUT sports and HE does not have his own Dolphins jersey, AND he got all bloaty that one time! HA HA HA!

MARC: And look, there's a number on it. Does that match my seat number?

J.LO: I mean, really, He Who Must Not Be Named doesn't own a piece of a professional sports team! WHO'S BETTER NOW, LORD VOLDYFLECK?

MARC: I can pair this with suit pants, right? Do I need a necktie? .

J.LO: Do not worry, Miami fans, I am here to help. My Marc, he will learn the ways of the jersey.

MARC: Yes. I will be sure to wear this when I am doing athletic things, like... walking, and pumping lead.

J.LO: And I will be sure to wear mine AS A DRESS. Because if there's one thing Mrs. Ben Dumbface does not have, it's a dress made of sports! So WATCH OUT, lady! I will win again!

July 15, 2009

Fugbe Price

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[All Photos: WENN.com]

LADY: It's you. It's YOU!

MRS. PRICE: It is! It is me! Hello there, young lady.

PHOEBE: Um, Mom, I think she's talking to ME.

LADY: OH MY GOD MY FRIENDS ARE GOING TO DIE I NEED A PICTURE OF THIS.

MRS. PRICE: My, people are so friendly in this town!

PHOEBE: No, I told you, Mom, she's just spazzing over me because I'm ME. I'm FAMOUS.

MRS. PRICE: You are? For what?

LADY: YOU'RE THE CRAZY GIRL! THE CRAZY GIRL WHO WEARS THE CRAZY!

MRS. PRICE: Excuse me?

PHOEBE: What she means is, you know, that I've worn stuff, and... you know, I've done other stuff, and been around stuff, and there's the shopping, and sometimes I make things, like hats...

LADY: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DO EITHER! HOLY GOD THIS IS AMAZING. I AM GOING TO TWITTER THE SHIT OUT OF THIS.

MRS. PRICE: Well, now, I don't know if you need to use THAT kind of language, my dear.

LADY: SORRY, I MEANT, TWITTER THE HECK OUT OF THIS.

MRS. PRICE: Much better. Now, Phoebe, dear, I don't understand -- you are famous for just sort of standing around?

PHOEBE: Well, there is SOMETHING else I do...

MRS. PRICE: What is that?

LADY: OH!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD.

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June 30, 2009

Well Played, Mischa Barton

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MOHAMED AL-FAYED: Thank you for opening the Harrods summer sale for us, Mischa.

MISCHA BARTON: You're welcome! Thanks for validating my continued existence as a celebrity.

MOHAMED: No problem. You look nice today.

MISCHA: Thanks! I clean up okay, still, right?

MOHAMED: Sure. Although....there's something missing.

MISCHA: There is? What?

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June 12, 2009

Just Fugce

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This photograph actually may be my moment of Zen for the week.

[Photo: Splash News]

Yes, that's Lady Gaga, and yes, she appears to be wearing a giant skein of yarn on her head in case a vicious knitting battle breaks out in the middle of her interview. In a way, this is my reassurance that all continues to be normal in the world.

Of course, now I'm craving a jelly doughnut. But I'll deal with that on my own time.

May 25, 2009

Fuglie Minogue

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I love the girl in the front row taking a photo with her digital camera. Because if I'd been at this Kylie concert, I'd be taking mad pictures of the insanity too:

She looks like a cross between Lady Gaga and the Phantom of the Gay Steel Mill.

May 22, 2009

Fug or Fab: Diane Kruger

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This picture amuses me.

I feel like Pacey is trying so hard to get Kruger to laugh, and she is just NOT LOOKING AT HIM. Over the last several years, I have managed to get weirdly invested in their relationship. Like, a few weeks ago, I read a blind item that implied -- to de-blind it -- Katie Holmes was leaving Tom Cruise and spending a lot of time with her ex-boyfriend, although it was unclear as to whether or not she was involved with said ex in a romantic fashion. (Obviously, all of this is ALLEGEDLY.) Of course, you had to wonder if that ex was Pacey here. And while back in the day, I believe I begged the heavens to let Pacey save Joey from Maverick, NOW I really just want Pacey and Diane to help Katie Holmes deal with her (alleged) problems as concerned friends to her and nothing else. Pacey and Diane are so cute together! I don't want him to leave her to go back to Katie Holmes! That would be terrible! It would ruin the fanfic I'm obviously about two weeks from writing, based on how much I love this next photo:

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May 20, 2009

Whip Fug!

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Drew!

Put down the beer and pick up a COMB!

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