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October 29, 2009

The Blind Fug

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I love Sandra Bullock, and every time I see an ad for her new movie The Blind Side, in which she and her family take in an homeless orphaned football player who's never had his own bed, and he -- I presume -- teaches them a valuable lesson about family in the course of earning a college scholarship, I totally tear up. I CAN'T HELP IT. Homeless kid + football + valuable lesson about love + nontraditional family coming together = me crying. Of course, I also used to cry BUCKETS at this one Whirlpool commercial that featured like 20 seconds of an old couple smiling at each other as they loaded the dishwasher, so I'm an easy mark. I cry at everything. I cried at the DEDICATION in the final Harry Potter book. But still. I want nice things for Sandy, is what I'm saying. Which is why I am concerned that she's wearing a harem pants jumpsuit on Craig Ferguson:

[Photos: FlynetOnline.com]

Why would you DO THAT, Sandy?

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October 28, 2009

Brothers and Fugsters

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There is one aspect of Roxy "I Popped Up on Brothers and Sisters Again This Week, But That Can't Be Because Mom and Dad Work There" Olin's outfit that I LOVE:

Her Diet Coke.

October 23, 2009

Katharine FugPhee

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A reader e-mailed us an interview in which Katharine McPhee bragged that her blonde hair has made her more creative.

[Photo: WENN.com]

Together, that reader and I wondered if by "creative" she meant "blind."

October 15, 2009

Fug or Fab: Sienna Miller

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Okay, I need you guys to sit down. Okay, actually, I assume that you're reading this sitting down, so I want you to stand up, and then sit down again. What I'm about to say is very shocking. Sienna Miller's posture is terrible, and she would, I think, look much better if this were NOT a jumpsuit but rather a dress. HOWEVER: She does not look so terrible in it that I want to barf all over my keyboard and then run outside, screaming until I lose consciousness from lack of oxygen. If she were not standing as though it were too short on her torso -- which I think is just a trick of the photo -- she might look....okay. Maybe? I mean, you know, considering.

I realize that saying this is sort of the equivalent of saying, "that time I got robbed was WAY better than that time I got murdered," but go with me. Let's talk this out, guys. Let's have that tough jumpsuit conversation. The longer I've sat here with this, the more I've hated it, but I realize that some of you don't feel as strongly. In fact, I believe it's possible that one of you reading this might actually be WEARING a jumpsuit. RIGHT NOW. So let's have the talk, guys.

poll by twiigs.com

October 13, 2009

Sheree Whitfug

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Sometimes, people ask us why we harp on jumpsuits so much.

This might be Exhibit A in defense of our position.

October 7, 2009

Fugcretary

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[Photo: Splash News]

PETER SAAAAAARSGAAAAARD:Maggie.

MAGGIE GYLLLLLENHAAAAL: Peter.

PETER: A word?

MAGGIE: Does it use the letter 'a'? Because our surnames may have already used up our daily quota.

PETER: No. The word is, "Yikes."

MAGGIE: I don't like that word.

PETER: How about "criminy"?

MAGGIE: That word sounds like it should be a type of fish.

PETER: "Jeepers"?

MAGGIE: An accessory to an off-roading vehicle.

PETER: Well, what word would you use to say, "Honey, that jumpsuit you're wearing is heinous and doesn't even fit you that well and it's rather unflattering and I could lose an entire bottle of Dom in the depth of the wrinkles from when you sat down in the limo"?

MAGGIE: Maybe just drop to your knees, wave your fist at the sky, and shout, "NOOOOOOOOOO."

PETER: Thanks. I'll try that next time.

October 6, 2009

Fugber Rose

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Here are my questions:

a) Who does Amber Rose think she is: Lady Gaga, or Grace Jones?

poll by twiigs.com

b) Which one, if either, could she take in a fight?

poll by twiigs.com

c) Is this a jumpsuit, or are we looking at a horrifying leggings/one-armed mock-turtleneck combo?

poll by twiigs.com

d) WHY?

poll by twiigs.com

October 5, 2009

A Public Fugffair

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Okay, Jessica. I will do it. I will say -- as I've already noted on our Twitter feed -- that I think the entire state of Texas and probably most of the ESPN staff both owe you an apology for claiming you were the problem with Tony Romo's play. Time and opposing defenses proved them wrong, as we knew they would, and I am annoyed that I drafted him in not one but TWO of my fantasy leagues, but that's what happens when there's a run on QBs and it's not my turn yet and oh my God is anyone decent going to be left when it gets to me shoot I'd better just grab the top-ranked person who is available and that is Tony Romo aha yes nobody took him he is MINE HA HA HA oh wait I don't know how I feel about this and now I'm stuck and my wide receivers suck too and I HATE DRAFTING.

Anyway, in exchange for my defense of you, honey, you have to do something for me. You have to HELP YOURSELF.

[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Seriously, WHERE did you get that thing? From a Contempo Casuals store window in 1994?

October 2, 2009

Fug Knows Who Killed Me

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Behold, another notch on the downward spiral:

Not Lindsay's -- mine. I find of this VERY depressing.

September 15, 2009

Naofug Watts

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I think Naomi Watts is trying to put one over on me.

I THINK she's wearing a jumpsuit. But I suppose that MAYBE this is just a black shirt tucked into quasi-jodhpurs -- like, perhaps the giant brooch she's pinned to her navel is a deliberate attempt to throw me off the scent, because it could be hiding some kind of telltale mark, like zipper and button or somesuch, that would rescue this outfit from Jumpsuit City (and promptly banish it to Bad Pantsville, but that's not my problem).

The back view doesn't entirely help either:

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