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November 20, 2009

Fugject Fugway

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WOW, Heidi Klum.

[Photo: WENN.com]

That's, um....shiny. And slick. And kind of like a rejected piece from the Austin Powers oeuvre, lacking merely go-go boots and an awkwardly rendered entendre. On the other hand, it does make me want to see if I can, in fact, bounce a quarter off your boobs, much as one can on a tightly made bed in movies about the Army. So that's...something, right?

November 17, 2009

The Fugdams Family

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On the one hand, this is awesomely dramatic.

On the other, Christina looks like a super-villainess called The Black Widow. Although awesomeness and villainy are not mutually exclusive, as any sensible Miss Hannigan sympathizer can tell you. The cape is inane, sure, but something about this photo -- I believe it's the expression on her face, as if to say, "Yes, that's right, my spine is leaking fabric; it's $10 a yard, if you're shopping" -- inspired me to put it to a vote rather than file it away in my mental folder labeled, "Capes: Cracked-out."

poll by twiigs.com

November 13, 2009

Delta Goodfug

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I can never remember if, as an American, I am SUPPOSED to know who Delta Goodrem is. You know what I mean. There are some celebrities -- like, say, any WAG but Posh -- who I know are truly famous only in the U.K. But then there are celebrities like Cat Deeley, who FEEL like they're only famous elsewhere but I only think that because I don't watch So You Think You Can Dance, and she's not out and about that much, and then I think about it and I realize that America totally knows who she is. But I am fairly sure that Ms Goodrem here is famous mostly in Australia, but CRAZILY SO there, as a super successful singer and someone who was on Neighbours. I rather wish she'd hit it bigger here in the States, because we'd see so much more of this:

It's like Peaches and Cream Barbie on top, C3P0 on the bottom. More of that CANNOT be a bad thing.

October 23, 2009

Katharine FugPhee

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A reader e-mailed us an interview in which Katharine McPhee bragged that her blonde hair has made her more creative.

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Together, that reader and I wondered if by "creative" she meant "blind."

October 16, 2009

Unfug It Up: Audrina Patridge

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My friend Marissa and I have had the same discussion several times over the last few months, and it is this: Is it possible to wear over-the-knee boots without looking like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman?

She says yes; I am more doubtful. Let's use Audrina here as a handy visual aid to illustrate both sides of that argument. From the front, to my way of thinking, she does not look as though she's practicing the world's oldest profession. She might be considering it, sure, but she hasn't pulled that trigger. And who hasn't been there, am I right, ladies? Ladies? Hey, you guys? Fine. But you hear me: it's saucy, but not SAUCY. It's sexy, but not SEX-Y. It's SEXY, but not... full-on PROSTITUTION-Y.

Let's look at it from the back:

Continue reading Unfug It Up: Audrina Patridge.

October 9, 2009

Fugrophobia

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All I know is, BAI LING IS BACK, BABY:

And I've NEVER been happier. Sure, she looks crazy. But Bai Ling OUGHT to look like this. Her brief, recent foray into respectability made me confused and nauseated. Bai Ling is not Bai Ling if she isn't wearing a skirt the size of an Ace bandage and seventeen different accessories she may or may not have accidentally borrowed from Forever 21. THIS is the order of things. The sun sets in the west, Diet Coke is fizzy, Paris Hilton will attend the opening of an eyeball, and Bai Ling dresses as though she's attempting, like a black widow, to lure the likes of Jon Gosselin into her web of youthful, devil-may-care, Ed-Hardy-adjacent skankwear. THAT IS HOW THINGS OUGHT TO BE. And, if all goes well, and Bai Ling DOES date Jon Gosselin, I feel that we can all rest assured that MAGICALLY and MAJESTICALLY she will somehow render him impotent and invisible to the rest of the known world. Suddenly, readers, I know, with complete certainty, that this is her fate. Bai Ling is a famewhore, yes, but I feel confident that she is not without a moral center, and if dating Jon Gosselin will both render her more famous AND she can do us a public service by, say, BEWITCHING HIM into entering a cloistered monastery away from the prying eyes of, oh, EVERYONE CURRENTLY ALIVE ON PLANET EARTH, I trust that she will do so. And if tattooed leggings and a shirt the size of a lobster bib are what's required of this task than I am sure you will all join me in wishing her a hearty GOOD LUCK. How do I know this is her fate, you ask? Well, I didn't get any sleep last night and I'm out of coffee and I'm pretty sure this weird feeling is what it's like to be psychic.

October 6, 2009

Fugber Rose

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Here are my questions:

a) Who does Amber Rose think she is: Lady Gaga, or Grace Jones?

poll by twiigs.com

b) Which one, if either, could she take in a fight?

poll by twiigs.com

c) Is this a jumpsuit, or are we looking at a horrifying leggings/one-armed mock-turtleneck combo?

poll by twiigs.com

d) WHY?

poll by twiigs.com

September 14, 2009

VMA Fug Carpet: Lady Gaga

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Gaga Laboratories really outdid itself this time.

Here, she's styled herself into an Aztec dominatrix with a sprained neck who lives in the basement of Radio City Music Hall, jealously haunting the patrons whose heads have a full range of motion.

But you guys, as grating and dull as I find her antics of late, and as unnecessary and disturbing and unappealing I found the VMA performance in which she ended up splattered in fake blood and feigning death-by-hanging or whatever (really sensitive, too, considering the first chunk of the telecast was honoring an artist who died before his time), I almost finally fell in love with Lady Gaga when I saw this photo:

Continue reading VMA Fug Carpet: Lady Gaga.

September 14, 2009

VMAs Fug Carpet: Kanye and Amber

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This seems like a classic chicken-and-egg scenario to me.

Is Kanye inhaling the booze because his date is dressed in a heinous bodystocking, or is Amber Rose wearing the heinous bodystocking because Kanye was inhaling the booze? I don't know the answer, but I do know this: On her home planet, Amber doubles as a giant snakeskin handbag. She's like a fashion Transformer. I can't wait until Kanye figures that out and blogs about it: MY GIRLFRIEND IS A MAN-PURSE IN DISGUISE. THE OTHER DAY I FOUND MY KEYS IN HER SMALL INTESTINE. THAT MAKES ME THE KIND OF PERSON WHOSE AUTOGRAPH I WOULD WANT."

September 10, 2009

Alexfugra Burke

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"Hello, everyone!"

"Welcome to the Motel Thighs, Leg City's finest establishment for by-the-hour comforts! Naturally, our HBO is free."

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