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November 19, 2009

Unfug It Up: Melissa Joan Hart

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Well. This is a TERRIBLE IDEA from Sabrina:

This dress is like the unholy love child of a French maid costume and Betty Draper's reject pile. I know this is a tall order, dear readers -- a Venti order, even -- but can this look be fixed? Pretend Salem the talking cat has a gun to your head and is demanding you undo what MJH has done to herself. Fix this mess, or the cat will end you. I have faith in your skills. GO:

November 18, 2009

Well Played, Dakota Fanning

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Can we just take a moment to appreciate Dakota Fanning?

She's so adorable and well-put-together and she doesn't seem like she's about to push her grandma down the stairs to steal money for leggings and gin (LINDSAY) and I just want to send her a thank you note for all of the above.

Also, the dress is cute.

November 17, 2009

Slivfug

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I am so excited for you guys to see this. I am so excited about it that I actually turned to Heather at a party we were attending last night and whispered, "I can't WAIT to go home and write about Sharon Stone!"

Because it all started with this:

She looks like a spy who's about to burst into a Fosse routine in celebration of finally nabbing her man, complete with hat-related choreography. And truly that would be enough for me -- the leather! The lipstick! The headgear! I'm happy. But because someone loves me, that turned into THIS:

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November 6, 2009

A Fuggle Man

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Is Ginnifer Goodwin being punished?

I feel like this is what you'd get if you tried going out in a skimpy outfit, and your mother said, "HOLD ON THERE, honey, you are not leaving my house dressed like THAT," and you were like, "MOM, don't be so LAME, this is TOTALLY not even that short," and she was all, "But I can see your NIPPLE poking through there," and you were like, "Dude, Mom, nips are the new black, everyone is doing it," and she was like, "I WOULD SOONER GLUE THE GUEST-ROOM CURTAINS TO YOUR BODY THAN LET YOU WEAR THAT DRESS," and you go, "I'd like to see you TRY, old woman," and she said, "OH NO YOU DI'INT," and grabbed her glue gun and a stapler and went to town, and you wore it out anyway just to prove that she couldn't defeat you. So I guess what I'm saying is, maybe Ginnifer would've been better off picking the lengthy grounding that awaited her behind Door No. 2.

October 29, 2009

Lipstick Fugngle

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I was so sad when Lipstick Jungle was canceled, but as my mother always says, everything works out as it ought to, and in fact, it did: Now hot, hot Robert Buckley is shirtless and troubled every week on One Tree Hill, which is a much better situation for all of us. Brooke Shields, on the other hand, has seen better days:

[Photo: Splash News]

I mean, not PHYSICALLY. She -- as an ENTITY -- looks great, as always. But I just want to run up to her and rip that black tulle off her skirt. She looks like she's been festooned like a porch for Halloween.

October 23, 2009

Fugmilla Belle

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Remember when Camilla Belle was going to be real famous, because she was dating one of the Jonaii, and she was in that awful movie about cavemen? Yeah, that didn't work out so well. Nor, I would argue, has this:

Unless, of course, she actually IS an ice dancer, and she and her flaxen-haired Russian emigre partner are about to perform a sweeping routine based on Swan Lake, involving all kinds of limbs going all kinds of places most peoples limbs are incapable of reaching. In that case, I'm ALL OVER IT, but those heels are going to be hard to skate in.

October 13, 2009

Fug or Fab or Fug or Fab: Sophia Bush

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Our girl Sophia Bush has been out and about a lot the last couple of days, handily illustrating the thrill of sartorial victory and the agony of its defeat.

This one, I think, is a win:

Does she look like the world's sexiest referee? Maybe, although she was smart to leave her whistle at home. But she also looks sort of modern and graphic and curvy -- frankly, I think this works, although I'm concerned that her shoes are brown. Surely that's just craziness on my part, however, yes? Brown shoes would be foolishness at the level of the fact that last night's One Tree Hill involved NO MALE SHIRTLESSNESS. Considering that this is the first time that has EVER happened on that show, let's just say....I am concerned. Also, I'd like to take this moment to officially thank the OTH crew for casting Hot Hot Robert Buckley as Nathan's Generally Shirtless Troubled Manwhore Agent With a Heart of Gold and MYSTERIOUS PAST. I'd also like to share that when I originally wrote that sentence, I accidentally left out the word "Agent," and I admit that I would also watch THAT show.

Anyway, further craziness on Sophia's part, however, is amply demonstrated by THIS:

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October 1, 2009

Run This Fug

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Let's take stock of what's happening here with RiRi:

....actually, taking stock of what's going on here would require my ability to find the nouns to describe each of these pieces. Is that top a bra? Abutting a Units-like lace piece? Or...a bustier-like undergarment? Is the bra attached to the lace piece attached to the harem pants, in some truly HORRIFYING re-imagining of the old The Hip Bone's Connected to The Thigh Bone song, except the things that are connected are every part of her outfit and the only bones involved are the ones to which I am chilled?

September 21, 2009

Emmys Fug or Fab Carpet: Olivia Wilde

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This is another look that caused a fair amount of dissension during the red carpet live-blog. Some readers loved it; some hated it; some, like me, were withholding judgment.

Well, my judgment is no longer withheld: I woke up this morning and decided that, while I liked January Jones's dress, this one I did not. I mean, it's one of those things where I GET IT, I just don't care for it. It's like what would happen if an ice dancer and Crystal Barbie had a baby.

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September 18, 2009

Nelly Fugtado

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Happy Friday, everyone! I have a gift for you -- something I know you've all wanted. Ready? Here it is:

That's right, MORE see-through stuff! Here, we have a nice little lace chunk on Nelly Furtado's chest -- it's like a soul patch on the theoretical chin of her boobs. But as you can slightly tell from this photo, it doesn't stop there -- no, the fun rages on:

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Unfug It Up: Melissa Joan Hart

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Well Played, Dakota Fanning

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A Fuggle Man

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Lipstick Fugngle

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Fugmilla Belle

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Fug or Fab or Fug or Fab: Sophia Bush

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Run This Fug

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Emmys Fug or Fab Carpet: Olivia Wilde

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