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October 26, 2009

Fug or Fab: Lily Allen

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We got an email from one of our eagle-eyed readers this morning regarding Lily Allen here. Our reader noted that Lily looked surprisingly cute:

I'm busy reading 600 haiku right now, so I'm just going to let the inmates take over this particular asylum:

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October 23, 2009

Fugging Out: My Look, My Style, My Life

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Come on, guys.

What did you EXPECT Kate Price to wear to promote her new style guide, Standing Out: My Look, My Style, My Life? (I am devastated, by the way, by my assumption that said book will never be published on our American shores.) (Also, you need to see what she wore in the photos accompanying that article. IT IS...BIZARRE AND AMAZING. BIZMAZING.) Frankly, I can't believe she isn't out and about wearing, like, hotpants with her own face bedazzled onto them and pasties made of her book jacket. THAT is what I've come to expect from Katie Price. But an ensemble that appears to be the result of a Star Trek-themed challenge on Project Runway: Juniors (a show I just invented: tweens and teens making outfits! It will be both awesome and INSUFFERABLE)? BORING.

October 9, 2009

Fugrophobia

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All I know is, BAI LING IS BACK, BABY:

And I've NEVER been happier. Sure, she looks crazy. But Bai Ling OUGHT to look like this. Her brief, recent foray into respectability made me confused and nauseated. Bai Ling is not Bai Ling if she isn't wearing a skirt the size of an Ace bandage and seventeen different accessories she may or may not have accidentally borrowed from Forever 21. THIS is the order of things. The sun sets in the west, Diet Coke is fizzy, Paris Hilton will attend the opening of an eyeball, and Bai Ling dresses as though she's attempting, like a black widow, to lure the likes of Jon Gosselin into her web of youthful, devil-may-care, Ed-Hardy-adjacent skankwear. THAT IS HOW THINGS OUGHT TO BE. And, if all goes well, and Bai Ling DOES date Jon Gosselin, I feel that we can all rest assured that MAGICALLY and MAJESTICALLY she will somehow render him impotent and invisible to the rest of the known world. Suddenly, readers, I know, with complete certainty, that this is her fate. Bai Ling is a famewhore, yes, but I feel confident that she is not without a moral center, and if dating Jon Gosselin will both render her more famous AND she can do us a public service by, say, BEWITCHING HIM into entering a cloistered monastery away from the prying eyes of, oh, EVERYONE CURRENTLY ALIVE ON PLANET EARTH, I trust that she will do so. And if tattooed leggings and a shirt the size of a lobster bib are what's required of this task than I am sure you will all join me in wishing her a hearty GOOD LUCK. How do I know this is her fate, you ask? Well, I didn't get any sleep last night and I'm out of coffee and I'm pretty sure this weird feeling is what it's like to be psychic.

September 30, 2009

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This photo comes courtesy of the Twitter feed for Lindsay Lohan's "lifestyle brand," 6126.

This is allegedly one of the publicity shots for her newest batch of leggings and leggings-related items.

I will give you a moment.

Yes. Yes, she appears to be warming up for her appearance in a Whitesnake video. Or perhaps for a performance in a Whitesnake cover band -- let's call them Darklizard. Or perhaps for her TURN ON THE POLE. Jesus, lady. Do you EVER want to be taken seriously EVER AGAIN?

No? Okay, then, carry on. You're doing an AMAZING job, in that case. We're all so, so proud. Between this, and the fact that you're in debt to the man behind the film Oragami So Horny and you're suspected of potentially orchestrating a burglary of your own home, then at the very least, I think we can all agree that the E! True Hollywood Story of your life set to be produced in approximately 2025 will be one hell of a barn-burner. So thanks for that, in advance, and try not to wear that thing out on any street corners. I think you know why.

September 29, 2009

My New FugFF

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There are days when I wake up and I think, "no one has left the house looking that terribly bad today. Whatever shall I write about?" And then I remember: PARIS HILTON STILL EXISTS.

[Photo: WENN.com]

And she is EXACTLY the sort of person who would wear heels, leggings that find themselves just barely on the correct side of opaque, a stripe-y sequined top, and a hippie headband -- the likes of which I overheard her sister Nicky tell someone she hates while I was at Fashion Week -- to get a coffee. BLESS YOU PARIS. When the rest of the world is all, "ooh, first day of school!" or "ooh, it's fantasy football season," or "ooh, it's cooling off, maybe I'll bake a pie," YOU are thinking, "those celebrity and gossip bloggers need material! TO THE RESCUE! Later, I'll run off with someone's boyfriend, tell the press that I'm pretty sure we're going to get married, get him a job on The Hills, and dump him. YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ME."

September 2, 2009

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Oh, DRUNKFACE. Your face is drunker than ever!

I know Axl Rose, Drunkface. Axl Rose was a friend of mine (by which I mean if he hit me with his car, I'd be able to tell the cops that it was MOTHERF'ING AXL ROSE who ran me over). And you, Drunkface, are no Axl Rose.

Nor, in case you were wondering, are you Steven Tyler.

No, nor are you Bret Michaels (you need a bandanna for that).

No, I'm sorry, you are also not CC DeVille.

No, David Lee Roth also doesn't fly.

No, I'm very sorry, nor will I even accept Kid Rock.

Tacky '80s groupie, the likes of which I have seen in many an episode of Behind the Music, generally before a segment in which someone drives his car into a cliff/ODs on glue/loses a limb/decides to invest all his money in solid gold faucets?

Hmm.

Yes. Yes, that I will accept. Congratulations! I think you're supposed to flash us your boobs now.

August 27, 2009

Fuggis Fugton

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leggings,
SIGH

[Photo: Splash News]

"Dear Diary,

OMG I am a genius. One word: Mile-high club. Two words: LEGGINGS WITH BUILT-IN KNEEPADS. Three words: AWESOME. Or is that also only two words? I don't know. All I know is, I don't have any bruises, Diary! Well, maybe a few, but they don't make leggings with pads there. VICTORY. I can't wait to tell Nicky. She is going to be so jealous, once she stops lecturing me and really stops to THINK about it.

Come Fky My Friendly Skies,
P"

August 21, 2009

Olivia Thirlfug

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dialogue,
leggings

OLIVIA THIRLBY: Hi Zoe!

ZOE KRAVITZ: Um. Hi, I guess.

OLIVIA: Having fun? I am!

ZOE: I... could you let go of me? And maybe stand a bit further over there?

OLIVIA: Why? I'm an It Girl! Everyone loves me from Juno!

ZOE: How apt because you look like a pregnant misanthrope at the prom. In really crappy old golf shoes.

OLIVIA: So?

ZOE: So, normally I look like I rolled out of a dumpster, but even I have made an effort here. What is wrong with you?

OLIVIA: I don't HAVE to try, Zoe. Don't you get it? I had to say the line "Honest to blog?!?" and people STILL LIKED ME!

ZOE:That is going to buy you another five minutes, tops. And I don't want to be standing here when the goodwill evaporates, know what I mean?

OLIVIA: Oh ye of little faith.

ZOE: Oh ye of little TASTE.

OLIVIA: Snap! You got me. Honest to blog!

ZOE: Noooo, don't say it AGAIN!

OLIVIA: Sorry, it slipped out.

August 17, 2009

Girls Afug

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Sarah Harding here is in the British pop girl group Girls Aloud, which have sung such tender, poetic hits as "Sexy! No No No..." and "Something Kind of Ooooh."

[Photo: Splash News]

I presume she is pictured here still in costume from a stint filming cameos in a new video Weird Al -- seeing the need to bulk up his catalog now that he feels temporarily weird about performing "I'm Fat" or "Eat It" in the wake of Michael Jackson's demise and deciding to reach out to the fans of UK-based girl groups who are not the Spice Girls -- has recently made, titled, "Sexy? NO NO NO" and "Something Kind of Ew." What a good sport.

August 5, 2009

Sara Paxfug

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leggings,
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Here's hoping The Beautiful Life works out on The CW -- in part because I need my teen-drama crack and I'm scared One Tree Hill won't deliver now that Chad Michael Murray has ridden his squint off into the sunset, and also because it means we might be in for a lot more of Sara Paxton. So far, in promotional appearances, she's shown up looking like somebody's grandmother in box seats at the rodeo, and now...

... she is clearly in costume as Liza Minnelli's personal shopper. And that means she's achieved the rare feat of inspiring me to make TWO Liza references in one day. What's next, Sara? Dressing up as the entire cast of The Golden Girls all at once? Hawking Dentu-Creme? Getting a job as Joy Behar's personal shopper? I am atwitter with anticipation.

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