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December 17, 2008

Random Scrolldown Fug: Yennifer Behrens

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My reaction to this when I saw the thumbnail was, "Hmm. Not sure I'd have worn white knee-high boots with that."

[Photo: WENN]

My reaction now that I see it up close, and I understand that they are not boots, is something like, "Holyf**kingsfvkjaerhaghuiqagehT ./asd/atlk.df,.afkfasddashkl."

In case you don't speak fluent Forehead Smacking Keyboard In Abject Agitation, that translates roughly to, "Gee, dingy booties that look like she bought them on eBay from a 1970s-era Dallas Cowboys cheerleader are a very unorthodox choice indeed, especially when you add the double whammy of white knee-socks AND legwarmers. What an unusual person." Forehead Smacking Keyboard in Abject Agitation is a very efficient, expressive language.

July 13, 2005

Don't Fug With My Heart

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Fergie is going to be the greatest little man-bride ever when she marries Josh Duhamel:

[Photo courtesy of Zap2it.com.]

Poor hot Josh. He could do so much better. For instance, he could be dating somebody who doesn't SCARE THE BEJEESUS OUT OF ME with her dead eyes and her shiny abdomen and her habit of wearing outfits that look like the rugby uniforms at some all-girls Catholic school in Beverly Hills.

On the plus side, I cannot wait to see what she dons for the wedding. I can only dream that the "something borrowed" will be on loan from someone equally challenged, like Gwen Stefani, a Peldon, or Mary-Kate "Dereliiiiiicte" Olsen.

June 10, 2005

Come Fug

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You have GOT to be kidding me:

[Photo courtesy of Lime-Light.]

Who does Hilary Duff think she is? Chloe Sevigny?

November 19, 2004

Wonderfug, Your Newest Superhero

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It's too bad she didn't have this dress at Halloween, because Courtney Peldon could have gone as a broken bottle of Pepto Bismol:

Hey, Courtney, nice move with the massive cutout in your dress -- that bra endorsement deal will come through in no time. Unless it's not deliberate, and in fact the fashion police really did show up on the red carpet and attempt a violent arrest. But, no, sadly, this getup smacks of carefully wanton exhibitionism, so we're going to have to wait another day for Officer HolyGodWeDon'tWantToSeeUpYourWomanPocket to whip out his truncheon and sic the attack dogs.

What could be better than a Peldon fug?

A Peldon-Ling extravaganza:

[Both photos courtesy of Daily Celeb.]

Courtney's hole has gone from being a careful side-skimming affair to being an escape hatch for her right breast. She is probably so excited and aroused by the fugocity of Bai Ling's hot pants, yellow heels, and electric blue legwarmers that she can't keep the ladies in check. Her breasts are clearly lesbians.... Or fugbians.

October 28, 2004

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This woman wrote, directed, and acted in a movie called Kiss The Bride. I just felt like sharing that, since I had to go look it up, as I was concerned she was yet another "designer" who would be inflicting her fashion sense upon the world.

That being, of course, the rainbow legwarmers. Her shins look like scrunchy racks and a discount accessories store. And I realize that heat rises and cold air sinks, but is she that tall that her body has two climates? Her bare shoulders and arms are comfortable, yet her calves needed to wear individual coats?

October 22, 2004

VMAs Latin America: Back to the Fug

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Not to put too fine a point on it: what the hell is going on here?

Did she hitch a ride with Marty McFly on some less-publicized jaunt in the De Lorean, this one from 1985 to 2004? [I'm sure she was disappointed by our lack of flying cars.] In fact, I suspect that's McFly's demin jacket tied around her waist.

Coming directly from the past to the VMAs: Latin America Remix is the only thing that would explain:

a) The legwarmers. Seriously, are you an extra in Center Stage II: Left of Center? Then can the leg warmers, because they didn't look good on you in 1985, they didn't look good on you during their mercifully brief revival sixteen months ago and they don't look good on you now.

b) The polka dot Minnie Mouse skirt.

c) the dirty Chuck Taylors. Which, you know, I like Converse too, but there's a time and a place and the time and the place is usually Saturday, 11:15am, Starbucks and not AN AWARDS SHOW.

d) Did I mention the jeans jacket, in a wash and a cut not seen since back before we knew George Michael was gay?

The only thing missing is a puffy red vest.

Poor Natalia Lafourcade. Apparently, fug is her density. I mean, destiny.

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