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August 24, 2009

Lily Fuglen

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Okay then:

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Your move, Lady Gaga.

August 21, 2009

The Fugty

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Now that Erin Lucas has quit The City, she needs to find other ways to get attention.

Dressing as Madonna's handmaiden from 1983 is a good start.

July 29, 2009

The Return Of Your 2008 Fug Madness Champion

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"I'm BACK, bitches."

"You thought I'd left. You thought I'd sent all my little mind-sprites back to the petting zoo. But no. I only dropped them off at the groomers for a while, and now they are back, telling me what to wear and living on my shoulder and in my ear and occasionally in my hair when I forget to brush it. And someday, probably in 30 years, when EVERYONE is wearing satin bibs as shirts and skirts are illegal if they are longer than seven inches, you will understand that I am not crazy today. I am just ADVANCED. So drink in my sparkling drama cocktail and look forward to the day when the whole world dresses like me. Of course, by then, I will be dressed like Bea Arthur. But I will blow your mind with that one another day. You're not ready now."

July 22, 2009

Fuglycat Dolls

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I never understood why everyone flipped out about Kate Gosselin's haircut. Yes, it's not great, but it's also not the first of its kind. Posh Spice did it long before the reverse-mullet was even a glint in Kate's eye, and even Kimberly Wyatt -- who I know is of The Pussycat Dolls only because that's what the Internet keeps insisting -- beat her to it.

Hopefully this is not an ongoing pattern for them wherein Kate picks up their messy thirds. Because we all know Posh has gone pantsless before, and sure enough, here comes Kimmy:

[Photo: Splash News]

That's not a shirt. That's two flannel pillowcases pinned together at the shoulders. I've seen infants in more full-coverage outfits, and half of their ensembles involve the word "Pampers." Please, Kate Gosselin, do not pick up this cue from your hair twin. I already accidentally saw paparazzi photos of you flashing your underwear; I do not need any more of you (or your odious ex) in my life.

But, back to Kimberly Wyatt: Based on the facial expression of the woman behind her, I have a sneaking suspicion that Kimberly here is using those tights as trousers, espousing the tragic "you can't spell 'panty hose' without 'pants'" school of thought. Let's take a look-see:

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July 13, 2009

Fug You

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I'm sure it's very difficult these days for some singers to compete with the likes of Katy Perry and Lady Gaga, for whom every appearance on-stage -- and off, usually, also -- is an excuse to dress like they've been using crack rock as ice cubes in their diet sodas before licking the backs of South American cane toads and sniffing glue.

So it's really nice to see Lily Allen refusing to pander.

[Photo: Splash News]

I mean, you can't even SEE her crotch! It's practically prude!

July 6, 2009

Lady Fugtoria Fugley

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Holy hell, woman.

I'm not sure which idea is worse: that Lady Victoria Hervey might've shown up to Diddy's annual Fourth of July party wearing only a bikini, and simply got caught in the curtains on her way out of the ladies' room, or the notion that she paid money for a cut-to-there beach jumpsuit even American Apparel would dismiss as "laughably tacky, with a hint of WTF," and which was obviously hemmed by Yao Ming's tailor. I genuinely am not sure if she wants to hang out in a cabana somewhere, or re-wallpaper it.

June 18, 2009

Fugla Tequila

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Now that A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila doesn't exist any more, I'm back to not understanding what her point in life is or how she gets invited places. At least when that show existed, she was getting paid to ~~stick her tongue in people's mouths~~ find true love while doing publicity for MTV; now I think she literally just gets cash to show up and flaunt her abs.

This girl can probably build a shoe rack on her closet floor that's four stories high, because none of her actual CLOTHES would extend down from the hangers more than a couple of inches.

Having said that, I did accidentally get addicted to that stupid show. I couldn't help it: I caught the end of it before an episode of The Hills came on, and she was telling a guy, "You're kind of a douchebag," but then she KEPT HIM. And eliminated a dude because he was always LOOKING AT HER. On a show where the whole point was to look at her.

I do understand where she's coming from on that one a bit, though, because obviously this girl really struggles with being looked at:

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June 18, 2009

Hana Soufugpova

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I imagine this is the souvenir that incredibly rich people buy in Hawaii, for when they can't bear to stick a plastic girl wearing coconuts and grass on their limousine dashboards.

It's just a shame that Hana Soukupova is all dressed up and ready to hula when there's no high-fashion luau to attend. Maybe someone ought to wake up and throw one -- true, I can't imagine A-Dubs signing off on serving a giant salted pig that's been cooking in the ground, but once the champagne starts flowing and the limbo stick comes out, I'd pay good money to see her and A.L.T. go head-to-head.

April 27, 2009

Jodie Fugsh

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Jodie Marsh is no stranger to our site, which you will see here -- except for that second entry, which just contains a link, we've put up many a photo of Jodie's exploits. Believe it or not, she's now basically the tacky version of her former blood-rival Katie Price. And I do not use that phrase lightly, as Katie Price is the Mayor of Tackytown. But Jodie Marsh runs the town's local brothel.

[Photos: WENN.com]

Here she is giving us a taste of what's to come, and if you've ever encountered this passionate nudist before, you know the strip of pelvic flesh winking at you from above her leggings is but a minor taste of what's to come. And that is, as you may have guessed, TECHNICALLY probably safe for work but still not something you should look at if your boss is on his or her way over to demand cover sheets for your TPS reports.

Or to put it another way, Jodie apparently once wrote a column for Zoo Weekly, which Wikipedia tells me is a British lad mag, but which I prefer to interpret as a publication you'd see a bunch of chimps, a hippo, and a lemur poring through on a Friday night and giggling at how Jodie just refuses to keep HER animals in their cages:

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March 24, 2009

Random Fug

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I don't know who this Tiana Silliphant is -- Google suggests she was married to the dude who wrote The Poseidon Adventure -- but she clearly WANTS people to know her.

Why else would she show up to a Broadway opening night dressed like she just broken into Bai Ling's closet? She looks like the bareback rider for an adults-only circus. For an extra $15, she'll twirl your baton.

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