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November 13, 2009

CMA Awards 'You The Jury' Fug: Carrie Underwood Omnibus

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It wouldn't be a country music awards gala if Carrie Underwood didn't wear eleventy-four different outfits through the course of the night. So, people of the jury, get comfortable in your chairs and prepare to sift through the evidence to determine whether a crime was committed. You may deliberate in the comments.

Exhibit A:

The prosecution frowns that this mirrored dress mostly eliminates her waist, and reflects the red carpet in such a way that it becomes an artistic interpretation of internal bleeding. The defense snorts that the prosecutors are all a bunch of Crabby McCrabbersons, and puts in a call to some wig vendors to see about replicating this coif, because it's cute, and so is she. The prosecution wonders if this would've been better at knee length, but quiets down when one of the defense attorneys tries to take a pair of scissors to her jeans in order to prove the point that not EVERYTHING needs to be knee-length, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Exhibit B:

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November 6, 2009

Freaky Fug Friday: Katy Perry

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I hope you guys have been checking out the comments on these Freaky Fug Friday entries -- seriously, we always knew our readers were smart and funny, but y'all are blowing us away with the awesomeness of your contributions. Even though we weed through the submissions to pick our favorites, there is so much more awesome to be found, you'd be doing yourself a disservice if you didn't pore through as many of them as you can. Bravo, Fug Nation.

Onto this week's Freaky Fug Friday.

THE PICTURE:

THE FUGEE: Katy Perry, singer, kisser of girls for shock value and profit, girlfriend of British comedian Russell Brand.

THE CHALLENGE: Fug her through song. Pick a tune by any famous Perry -- Katy, Steve Perry, Aerosmith's Joe Perry, Perry Como, Perry Farrell, um... Perry... Mason -- and rewrite the lyrics to apply to this photo. You do NOT have to do the entire song -- just do enough that we get a sense of what you're parodying. Note: Include the name of the actual song in your entry. You know, just in case.

EXTRANEOUS DETAILS: Katy here is in the act of hosting the MTV European Music Awards, a night on which she wore several costumes, including the above.

IMPORTANT WARNING: Please keep your entry in the spirit of the site itself. We're pretty sure y'all know what that means.

Post your entries in the comments -- do not e-mail them to us, please! You have until Sunday night at 10 p.m. Pacific time. Per usual, the finalists will be put to a vote on Monday. Now go forth and compose!

November 6, 2009

Freaky Fug Friday: Katy Perry

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I hope you guys have been checking out the comments on these Freaky Fug Friday entries -- seriously, we always knew our readers were smart and funny, but y'all are blowing us away with the awesomeness of your contributions. Even though we weed through the submissions to pick our favorites, there is so much more awesome to be found, you'd be doing yourself a disservice if you didn't pore through as many of them as you can. Bravo, Fug Nation.

Onto this week's Freaky Fug Friday.

THE PICTURE:

THE FUGEE: Katy Perry, singer, kisser of girls for shock value and profit, girlfriend of British comedian Russell Brand.

THE CHALLENGE: Fug her through song. Pick a tune by any famous Perry -- Katy, Steve Perry, Aerosmith's Joe Perry, Perry Como, Perry Farrell, um... Perry... Mason -- and rewrite the lyrics to apply to this photo. You do NOT have to do the entire song -- just do enough that we get a sense of what you're parodying. Note: Include the name of the actual song in your entry. You know, just in case.

EXTRANEOUS DETAILS: Katy here is in the act of hosting the MTV European Music Awards, a night on which she wore several costumes, including the above.

IMPORTANT WARNING: Please keep your entry in the spirit of the site itself. We're pretty sure y'all know what that means.

Post your entries in the comments -- do not e-mail them to us, please! You have until Sunday night at 10 p.m. Pacific time. Per usual, the finalists will be put to a vote on Monday. Now go forth and compose!

October 1, 2009

Arrested Fugvelopment

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Anne Hathaway just did orange in a gorgeous way, and now Alia Shawkat -- our beloved Maeby Fumke -- has done it in a Defcon 1 kind of way.

It goes to show that all those fashiony terms like "construction" and whatnot really have a purpose -- the top of this dress seems built to make her boobs frown. If that was the objective all along, then congratulations. You are the winner of this week's Rack Is Wack challenge. If not, then it's a shame for poor Maeby, and no amount of neck belts, corsage cuffs, or flowery coif-pieces can distract me from the fact that her chest -- in this dress; not in life -- is shaped like an upside-down Wienermobile.

September 25, 2009

Well Played, Anne Hathaway

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Welcome back, Hathaway. Not that you had gone anywhere in particular; I just haven't seen you in a while, so I was pleased to turn on my computer today and be greeted with this:

I like it! It's interesting but not insane, it's cheerful, and it's flattering. You are pulling off tangerine with aplomb. It actually has me really craving an orange Popsicle, although maybe that's because it's so hot outside in Los Angeles lately that my freezer asked me to buy it some deodorant at the store. Still, I approve, and the only thing that would make me like it better would be if Anne walked through this picture and handed me some sherbet. I realize that's not likely to happen, but... come on, world. We're in the Aughts. We thought we'd have flying cars by now. Surely SOMEONE is working on a laptop sherbet generator.

September 4, 2009

Melfug Fugce

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Remember the first season of Melrose Place, when there was an entire story arc based on whether Billy would give up his independence and take over the family carpet store?

[Photo: FlynetOnline.com]

Apparently they're going down that avenue again, except this time, Katie Cassidy is going to run her own Mexican food franchise called Nacho Mama, where for an extra $5 you can eat your food out of her hat. And for an extra $20, you'll get a bottle of Colt 45 in her shoes. That might seem expensive to most of us, but for foot fetishists it's probably a real bargain.

August 20, 2009

Fug or Fab: Renee Zellweger

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RENEE ZELLWEGER: Hello, I'm Renee Zellweger.

R.J CUTLER: And I'm R.J. Cutler, the producer/director of The September Issue.

RENEE: How've you been?

R.J: I'm great! I'd say more, but Jessica worked for me for many years and she finds it weirdly impossible for write dialogue for me. She would make a terrible biographer.

RENEE: I couldn't agree more! But enough about me. I want to talk about me, and my dress. I look cute, right? Youthful! Like I'm having a good time! The color is flattering! It's not ANOTHER boring strapless sheath! I FINALLY PULLED ONE OFF! Right? Right?!

R.J: Can we see it from the side?

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June 16, 2009

Fug or Fab: Ashley Olsen

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So, I have been thinking about this:

I might love it. Is it as '80s as Bret Easton Ellis doing a live reading of Bonfire of the Vanities while standing on top of a pile of cocaine before leaving to get sushi with Mickey Rourke and his original beautiful face?

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NO. Don't be ridiculous. It's not that '80s. Is it as '80s as reading a copy of Less Than Zero while eating some Cool Ranch Doritos? Yes. I mean, it DOES have shoulder pads and is potentially made out of the same sweatpants material as my most favorite periwinkle blue Esprit skirt circa 7th grade. But I dig the color, and Ashley can kind of pull this sort of thing off, when other starlets/multi-millionaire entreprenuers might look a little too Styled By Someone Else.

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June 11, 2009

Waking Fug in Vegas

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It's hard to believe that this well-dressed and, frankly, pretty adorable girl is actually Katy "Sushi Leotard" Perry:

[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Because THIS girl is so cute. Her vest is a little wacky, but she's working it and I love the orange skirt. She looks like the sort of funky but really cute girl who lives down the hall from you and has some kind of wacky business -- she's like a dog-walker or something -- that allows her to sign for packages for you and check on your pets while you're out and you think she's kooky but very trustworthy and she always has a funny story about, like, the time she got caught in a subway train with Bradley Cooper and how it was the best day of her life. You don't know her very well but she's charming and very pretty and you wish her the best. THAT Katy Perry seems like a treat.

Too bad THIS is the Katy Perry we usually have to deal with. BEHOLD:

Continue reading Waking Fug in Vegas.

May 28, 2009

Fug or Fab: Jaslene Gonzalez

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A glimpse into a discussion with myself, upon seeing the below:

JESSICA: Jaslene looks great!

JESSICA: Or does she? Rather monochromatic.

JESSICA: Um, HELLO. Remember what she USUALLY WEARS??

JESSICA: Why are you yelling at me? I remember perfectly well. I'm just saying, monochromatic. It's true.

JESSICA: Dude. Even without it being a massive improvement, she looks very pretty. Why are you so uptight?

JESSICA: I'm NOT being uptight. I'm being CRITICAL in a CONSTRUCTIVE MANNER.

JESSICA: Whatever.

JESSICA: Whatever to YOU.

JESSICA: Nice comeback.

JESSICA: Leave me alone.

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