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April 24, 2009

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First off: last time I wrote about Ali Larter here, I noted that I had literally never heard anything nice about her. At which point my friend Jason IMed me and informed me that he had an encounter last year with her in which she was very nice indeed.

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And so now that I've set the record straight, I feel no guilt in pointing out that she looks totally cheesy in what appears to be a napkin plucked out of a champagne glass at a wedding. Cheers!
Permalink | Posted By Jessica at 09:31 AM in Ali Larter
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February 23, 2009

Oscar Fug or Fab Carpet: Marisa Tomei

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So, if I'd had a dollar for every time I turned to Heather last night and shrugged and said, "I think I need to see a picture," we wouldn't have to sell advertising anymore. I could NOT make up my mind about anything. OR get a decent look at many of the dresses, it felt like. (In part, I think, because both E! and TV Guide had like no room on the red carpet to get their camera back far enough for a full body shot of anyone. TV Guide, in particular, had their camera, like, perched on the top of Lisa Rinna's head.) So I almost feel like this is the first time I'm getting a real look at Tomei's frock:

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I....like it? I think. Maybe. I mean, sure: The bottom looks like a series of very involved cocktail napkins, as spread out over a bar. (In fact, we actually had a reader email us during the red carpet to bemoan the fact that Tomei's dress was giving her flashbacks to a time when she worked at a restaurant as a napkin wrangler, and I can see how this would give such a girl the vapors. I once worked at an insurance brokerage and if someone showed up on the red carpet wearing a liability waiver as a hat, I would probably have a breakdown.) But at least it's sort of interesting and it's not like the napkins are all waving around her face in a distracting and crazy fashion. In fact, I think my biggest complaint is that the one strap....is almost too big to even be called a strap. And yet it's obviously not a sleeve. It's a...slrap. Her slrap feels a bit WIDE to me. I keep staring at it and trying to decide if I would like it better were it less slrap-like and more strap-like, or if I would just chop it off and make the whole kit and kaboodle strapless (and slrapless). Oh, what to do, what to do....?

 
Permalink | Posted By Jessica at 01:04 PM in Fug or Fab, Oscars
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February 10, 2009

Grammy Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Kim Kardashian

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My friend Grant and I had a whole conversation about this outfit this morning:

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We covered a variety of issues, including but not limited to: our general distaste for Kim Kardashian; why she is even invited to the Grammys; if she's got an album coming out, how we'll just kill ourselves; the fact that in spite of all of this, we might kind of like this dress; how we do think it's something that would look better on, like, Kate Bosworth or something; and how, despite all of that, we still think the dress is rather too short on her. Obviously, we came to no real conclusion and then started talking about peanut butter pies.

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Permalink | Posted By Jessica at 01:20 PM in Fug or Fab, Grammys, Various Kardashians
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February 9, 2009

Grammy Awards Fug Carpet: Paula Abdul

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First off, I'd like to just say that I am watching American Idol again for the first time in a couple of cycles, and I am glad to be back. I forgot how entertaining Hollywood Week is, and I really like the new judge. And it goes without saying that I am thrilled to be back in the crazy, cracked out arms of Ms Paula Abdul. Or, as we apparently have to call her now, Princess Ladypleats Metalliquad of the Glargflong Galaxy:

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She seriously is the prettiest girl on all of Planet Prancyflanfg. I will never forget that episode of Star Trek where she and Captain Kirk almost run off to Oodleskerflong together and get married. You can see why he'd be into her: Kirk could never resist a lady in a beehive, and he could check out his own reflection in her belt/shoulder/glazed eyes.
Permalink | Posted By Jessica at 11:14 AM in Grammys, Paula Abdul
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