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So, I've never seen It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Everyone says it's very funny, but... look, I watch almost everything, but even I -- or more accurately, my DVR -- have to draw the line somewhere, and one easy way to do that is to draw it at Channels I Don't Immediately Know How To Find On My DirecTV Guide. So, sorry, F/X. When you stopped showing 90210 reruns lo those many years ago, I stopped knowing where you were.

Anyhoodle. Kaitlin Olson here is on the show, and apparently, she married one of her co-stars. That is very sweet. This, sadly, is not:

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She has deployed stirrup leggings. Presumably, she did not ride to this event on horseback, and unless this is the weirdest event ever, she's not at the gynecologist. So there is no reason for stirrups. At all. (For proof, see the title of the tag on this entry.) If you think your dress is too short, here's a thought: Wear a different one. There is NO problem for which "stirrup pants" is the answer. Okay, maybe if you are being mugged in Forever 21 and the only thing you can reach with which to fight back at your assailant is something off the lycra rack, then I will allow that stirrup pants have a hidden purpose. But otherwise, step away from them, America. I would expect this kind of behavior from a young twenty-something Olsen with a twin, not an older, more elegant Olson with clean hair.
November 6, 2009

Fugruza Balk

When I was younger, The Worst Witch was one of my favorite book series, and I LOVED the TV version they did with Charlotte Rae and Diana Rigg and -- the best -- Tim Curry. And Fairuza Balk, just a kid at the time, played the hapless sorceress in question, Mildred Hubble. She was adorable, and I've always had a soft spot for her because of that part.

So I enjoyed seeing her turn up at the Bad Lieutenant premiere. I guess she's in the movie. Hooray for being a working actress.

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And when I saw this, I thought, "Oh, it's typical Fairuza biker-chick fashion. I'm sure the bottom is just a pair of leather pants, or something."

It is not.

Hey guys,

Starting this one off with a bit of housekeeping. Because we've really enjoyed having comments open on the Unfug It Up posts, we've decided to open them occasionally on other sorts of posts as well -- like Fug or Fabs, so you guys can weigh in on the very pressing issues at hand, as well as voting. Thanks for being such an awesome community, and we look forward to reading all your funny, constructive, clever commentary.

ONWARDS. Let's talk about Leighton.

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First off, I need to say in a public forum that I found Hilary Duff to be surprisingly kind of charming and likeable on Gossip Girl this week. She's a better actress than certain regulars who shall remain nameless (not you, Leighton. You're always excellent, even if there's something about your current plotline that makes me mutter, "don't you have CLASS TO GO TO?" like a crotchety old bat). Charming and likeable, much like this entire look...until you get to the shoes. Which I love. But the socks make me want to stab myself with a baguette and pelt innocent children with hardened discs of pate (...when in Paris). And I don't understand why she appears to be holding what is surely the poshest, priciest, most covetable laptop bag ever. In short, confusion reigns. As usual.
 
At least Leighton Meester keeps it interesting. At first you see the tousled hair and cute minidress and think that's all there is to see, and then... and THEN:

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Those shoes are many things -- aggressive, likely to cause unusual blisters, the footwear of choice for cocktail waitresses at King Tut's Falafel Pyramid -- but dull is not one of them. However, I don't particularly think the shoes and the dress work together: The patterns fight, and something about the height of the ankle cones cut off her leg at the worst point and makes you wonder if she's sprouted some cankles. (I am certain she hasn't. Blair Waldorf would never allow it.) Still, on a night where not much of interest happened that didn't involve Lady Gaga scaring the bejeesus out of me and Eminem, I applaud her for giving my fingers ample reason to pound on this keyboard. Otherwise, the bastards would be banging out the URL for eBay and searching on "Louboutin" and that might end badly.

August 25, 2009

Google Fug

Wikipedia is a FONT of information for us today. I just looked up Teyana Taylor here, and I learned so much:

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She is apparently officially "an American singer, rapper, and dancer." I would add, "an unabashed lover of trends who is NOT AFRAID to wear them ALL AT ONCE!"  That being said, I actually love the red jacket, and she's super young so I feel like she pulls off the tee shirt, but the overall effect is that her upper half has written a check that her bottom half can not cash. Her pants, with the help of those shoes, have BOUNCED that check. Her metaphorical checking account is OVERDRAWN!  Her fashion APR is about to SKYROCKET! She is totally going to get hit with major early withdrawal fees from her sartorial...IRA? I don't know. You just witnessed that metaphor crash and burn, my friends. You're welcome.

August 24, 2009

Unfug It Up: Sam Trammell

I mainlined the rest of True Blood this weekend while house-sitting and am finally all caught up, thank god. I finally feel like a complete person/vampire/shapeshifter.

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Which is why when I saw this picture of Sam Trammell, I might have shrieked, "Sam Merlotte! What in the HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE are you wearing?"  I sounded like my Southern grandma. Which is thematically apt, as she is dead. But here's the thing: this could have been totally okay. Sam is totally cute, and a light suit is summery and appropriate. But it's also ADVANCED MAN FASHION and I suspect our boy here got to his shoes and was like, "...I have no idea what do to here," and just put on his usual and left. "No one will even be looking at my shoes," he probably said. "I look so cute without my shaggy dog haircut." Oh, Sam. You forgot about us. We ALWAYS look at the shoes.

Welcome to the Inaugural Man Unfug It Up! Time to play stylist and fix this dude:

Well, we start out okay here, with the makeup and the color...

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... but between looking like an orthopedic brace was built into her dress at the midriff, and the shoes that bespeak a dark obsession with athletic tape, I can't figure out why Michelle Monaghan wanted to hit the town looking like she's being held together by the skin of her fashion. I mean, maybe it's performance art, picking shoes that look like they treat the pain most high heels cause, but they make me want to toss her some crutches and a few dozen Motrin.
August 17, 2009

Fug U Bad

I kind of just want to buy singer/songwriter Jazmine Sullivan here a drink:

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For one thing, I'm pretty sure she's going to want one after seeing these pictures. And when she wails to me, "It would have looked SO CUTE with a SKIRT," I will pat her arm gently and motion to the barkeep to bring us both another round.  And then I will just remind her that she's actually an American hero. Because, Jazmine, if one woman looks at your jumpsuit here and thinks to herself, "God. Yeah. I totally couldn't pull that off either," you will have SAVED that woman from even the heartache of TRYING ON said jumpsuit or similar, not to mention the sinking feeling she might have had the morning after wearing one in public, potentially in front of the cute boy or girl she most wanted to impress with what she told herself was her kicky, jumpsuit-wearing joie de vivre. Womenfolk: hear me and believe me. Your vivre has MORE than enough joie without doing this to your crotch.
July 17, 2009

Fugmore Girls

You guys! It's Lorelei and Rory Gilmore!

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I would be SO much more excited about this if Lorelei weren't wearing a romper as re-imagined by Chico's -- let's be honest: that would look literally 100% better if it ended in skirt because she looks great up top while her bottom half is sort of awkward -- but I choose to take solace in the fact that Rory is clearly thinking the exact same thing.
I don't understand -- did Whitney think it was International From-The-Waist-Up Day? Or that Independence Day weekend meant freeing yourself from the itchy binds of well-matched outfits?

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I could handle how haphazard that belt is with the vest, because what she's trying to achieve is identifiable, but I'm not sure how to account for the fact that she's wearing her very favorite pajama shorts, unless this whole thing is actual, tangible proof that she's sleepwalking her way through shooting The City. But that's no excuse for being a walking variation on a mullet -- business up top, party everywhere else -- and it makes her look like she's going to set up Lucy Van Pelt-style booth of legal advice at some outdoor music festival. Which I would MAYBE give her a pass for if she promised to yank a football away from that idiotic Jonas/Bee Gee hybrid she fake-dated on the show, or even, nay especially, if she did it to Olivia Palermo. But ONLY then.

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