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July 10, 2009

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This photo is from an event held in support of David Carradine Memorial Fund.

I didn't know this was something that actually needed to be spelled out for people, but here goes: even when the deceased in question died under suspiciously saucy circumstances, you are NOT ALLOWED to attend anything that involves the phrase "memorial fund" dressed like a streetwalker. And that's not hyperbole. I have actually seen prostitutes hanging out in front of the Donut Hole on the corner of Highland and Melrose WEARING THIS. DIAL IT DOWN, HONEY. For your own good.

June 9, 2009

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stay classy

Okay, so the pendulum swung back: Rumer's got the hair working for her again, but the dress is back to being suspect:

Nothing says "classy" like a dress with photos on it of a woman's hand holding a cigarette. She's basically in costume as lung cancer, and if that doesn't get a girl in the mood to wear a frilly tutu, I don't know WHAT does.

Actually, for a long time, I stared at it and thought it was an order of french fries from McDonald's, and sat here trying to think of a name for a ballet in which Rumer might be starring that's based on the secret pain of the Hamburgler. All I came up with was The Clowncracker, which needed some workshopping, or Ron Lake, which sounds just as much like it could be about your accountant as about how one fast-food chain's clown continually defeats a man who's trying to steal his beef. Sigh. Fortunately it's a moot point.

May 29, 2009

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Wow. So, according to our image source, Stephanie "Sister of Spencer" Pratt here is just leaving a casual lunch with Audrina for The Hills.

[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

A lunch that was, I presume, being eaten at a theme restaurant called T.J. Hooker's -- based, of course, on the seminal 80s Shatner/Locklear cop show that Pratt was too young to have watched. Hence her awkward misinterpretation of said theme.

May 22, 2009

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First, I'd just like to say that Shenae here looks very pretty with the extra five pounds or whatever that she's put on her wee little body. But the CLOTHING she's put on her wee little body is NOT very pretty. AT ALL:

I hear you. You're wondering, could this BE any trashier? Well, Chandler Bing, get a load of this:

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April 27, 2009

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Jodie Marsh is no stranger to our site, which you will see here -- except for that second entry, which just contains a link, we've put up many a photo of Jodie's exploits. Believe it or not, she's now basically the tacky version of her former blood-rival Katie Price. And I do not use that phrase lightly, as Katie Price is the Mayor of Tackytown. But Jodie Marsh runs the town's local brothel.

[Photos: WENN.com]

Here she is giving us a taste of what's to come, and if you've ever encountered this passionate nudist before, you know the strip of pelvic flesh winking at you from above her leggings is but a minor taste of what's to come. And that is, as you may have guessed, TECHNICALLY probably safe for work but still not something you should look at if your boss is on his or her way over to demand cover sheets for your TPS reports.

Or to put it another way, Jodie apparently once wrote a column for Zoo Weekly, which Wikipedia tells me is a British lad mag, but which I prefer to interpret as a publication you'd see a bunch of chimps, a hippo, and a lemur poring through on a Friday night and giggling at how Jodie just refuses to keep HER animals in their cages:

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March 3, 2009

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Every time we feature Phoebe Price, we get a few emails from people who are like, "WHY ARE YOU EVEN FEATURING HER?!!! GOD! LET IT GO! SHE JUST WANTS ATTENTION! I CAN'T TAKE IT!" etc. And there's a very good reason we continue to feature her. It is because I want you to suffer like I suffer.

Because the one thing that makes Phoebe Price MORE TRAGIC is the addition of Lindsay Lohan's hideous freaking leggings. Oh, wait. I thought of something else that makes her even more tragic [don't click on this if your boss is standing behind you. OR YOU VALUE YOUR EYE SIGHT]:

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February 9, 2009

Grammy Awards Fug Carpet: Lisa Rinna

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I'm relieved to see that Lisa Rinna's Near Brush With Crotchtacularity hasn't dampened her enthusiasm for extremely high-cut skirts, and that, in fact, she now also seems to going for an advanced degree in the highly specialized arena of Cleavage: Under/Side boob.

The way this is going, I full expect her to show up at the Oscars wearing an unruly wrap-around skirt with the ass cut out and pasties. IT'S GOING TO BE AWESOME. Hey, at least it's not leopard print.

January 28, 2009

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Someone sent us this picture earlier in the week, and I honest to God thought it has been photoshopped. But it hasn't: I got it direct from our (unimpeachable) photo source:

PUT ON SOME CLOTHES, DUDE. I've got robes that provide more full-body coverage. I shudder to think what would have happened had there been some kind of gusty wind kicked up. Wait, what's that you're saying? You want to see if you're seeing what you think you're seeing? You are. You don't believe me? Click through (technically safe for work, but maybe not if your boss is like RIGHT BEHIND YOU):

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January 5, 2009

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You guys, I think I might be in love with 90210's AnnaLynne "Drunkface" McCord. I mean it. She BRINGS IT:

[Photo: Splash News]

And by "it," I mean "crazy outfits that you might be able to specify if you were, say, calling a highly customize-able escort service." Wigs! Trashy boots! Sultry expressions! It's like she's 2007 Britney, but more fun because I'm not stressed out about her mental health, nor do I care! It's so much fun! Thank you, Drunkface. I look forward to a long, fruitful '09 jam-packed with you showing up places in latex shorts and wigs salvaged from the dumpster outside of the Alias wardrobe department. I'm not even being sarcastic: I CAN'T WAIT.

November 18, 2008

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So, at least AnnaLynne "Drunkface" McCord looks totally sober here:

Which is kind of unfortunate, because that means she was of sound mind when she decided to pop over to the Twilight premiere dressed like she was on her way to work the nearest Hollywood corner for popcorn and candy money

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