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November 3, 2009

Fugvate Pracfugce

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I do love a nice slim suit, so apart from the velvet jacket seeming a bit heavy, I think Kate Walsh looks pretty chic here.

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Of course, when I say "here," I mean, "in this photo, from this angle." Because like so many things -- Top Chef challenges, any episode of Murder, She Wrote, Marilyn Manson -- this outfit is not what it might first seem.

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October 22, 2009

Fug or Fab: Blake Lively

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We've been a bit hard on Blake Lively for the flesh parade she likes to throw for herself every time she goes outside. It's not that we don't understand the temptation to show off what you've got; we just tend to believe it's okay to, say, skip the all-you-can-eat buffet in favor of a tasty sit-down dinner that's filling, yes, but also leaves you wanting to come back for more.

Ergo, I think this is sort of cute.

There's a HINT of cleavage, and plenty of leg. I'm sure if she turns around we'll find out there's no back and that her rump equator is showing, or something, but for now let's assume that's not true. There IS something sort of 1994 Amanda Woodward Goes To Work about this -- minus the mules, thankfully -- but I would also like to point out that Amanda Woodward was, is, and shall always be a total badass. I mean, what if Blake was doing the whole Alison Gets An Ill-Conceived Bob And Turns Into A Boozy Bitch Who Also Wears Mules thing? Or the Jane Mancini Bowl Cut of 1993? As Melrose Place influences go, this is really not so bad.

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October 13, 2009

Ugly Fugly and Fug or Fab, America Ferrera

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Well. America Ferrera looks fantastic from the neck up.

From the neck down, on the other hand, she looks like sgaeyqi0o8hy6YNHBBBBBBBBZPGIOJI3UUUUUUU 3RUtGXDHHHOoooooooqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq.

Excuse me. I'm so sorry. I just lost consciousness, due to FLAMING FIERY BOREDOM. I mean, sure, this is fine if you're going to court to contest a speeding ticket or to a meeting of your co-op board at which you will be questioned for hours regarding a loud and inappropriate Beer Pong party you may or may not have had, or to sign your will. If you are a twenty-four year old actress, and you are not in Halloween costume as Katie Couric, however, it is unacceptably SNOOZEVILLE. Plus, it is doing her youthful bod no favors.

Later, America changed into this:

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October 5, 2009

A Public Fugffair

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Okay, Jessica. I will do it. I will say -- as I've already noted on our Twitter feed -- that I think the entire state of Texas and probably most of the ESPN staff both owe you an apology for claiming you were the problem with Tony Romo's play. Time and opposing defenses proved them wrong, as we knew they would, and I am annoyed that I drafted him in not one but TWO of my fantasy leagues, but that's what happens when there's a run on QBs and it's not my turn yet and oh my God is anyone decent going to be left when it gets to me shoot I'd better just grab the top-ranked person who is available and that is Tony Romo aha yes nobody took him he is MINE HA HA HA oh wait I don't know how I feel about this and now I'm stuck and my wide receivers suck too and I HATE DRAFTING.

Anyway, in exchange for my defense of you, honey, you have to do something for me. You have to HELP YOURSELF.

[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Seriously, WHERE did you get that thing? From a Contempo Casuals store window in 1994?

September 16, 2009

Fuglivia Palermfug

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Don't get me wrong, I love a good suit on a woman. But this is not a good suit.

The jacket and the pants are too similar in color not to match -- like, either go different, or the same, but not so mildly off that it looks like half the outfit faded at the dry cleaner. I'm not enamored of the pants being floods, either. She just looks schlumpy and hungry and wan in it, and I'm sure the yellow shoes are supposed to cheer me up and make me forget about how limp the rest of it is, but that's not working -- something about their sheen evokes recycled French's Mustard bottles.

Which is to say, I don't like what she's wearing. At all.

July 31, 2009

Vicky Fugstina Barcelona

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After much thought, I believe I have finally figured out the deal with this:

It's SO obvious. I felt like Kyra Sedgwick during that moment on every episode of The Closer where she's, like, drinking a Fanta or something and it causes her to realize that OF COURSE the killer is the victim's neighbor's hairdresser's boyfriend, who works at the recycling plant! (Kyra, I love your hair. Please never break up with Kevin. You are my favorite long-term celebrity couple. Should you divorce, I fear the four horsemen and locusts would follow.) P. Cruz is quite clearly engaging in some high-concept, low-tech form of CAMOUFLAGE, allowing her suit to blend in with the red carpet in order to highlight her face (beautiful as ever) and her shoes (which WILL be mine. Oh, yes. They will be mine). I can't believe I didn't put this together earlier! Time to celebrate with a Fanta.

July 29, 2009

Inglourious Basfuggs

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The Inglourious Basterds premiere in Germany was just a sight to behold, you guys. I wish we could have been there! For one thing, we could have told Diane Kruger that she looks very pretty:

And then we could have whispered in the bathroom that we weren't WHOLLY sure about her hair, but LA LA LA LA WHERE'S PACEY? (Accessorizing herself with Josh Jackson was like the smartest thing ol' Krug has done in years, by the way. Well, along with starring in the National Treasure movies, which somehow manage to be WRETCHED and yet also amazing and hilarious at the same time.)

And then we could have yammered about this poor hot man, who was constantly being yelled at:

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July 27, 2009

G.I Oh My God

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Hot damn:

Chuck Bass is going to look AMAZING wearing this next season on Gossip Girl

July 20, 2009

Fug Or Fab, Kate Walsh/Prifug Practice

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Kate Walsh has been all about the shorts lately -- which, if I had her legs, I probably would be too. I just read something about how her divorce is about to get really ugly because her ex's lawyer is allowed to depose ABC about her earnings potential at the network, and if that's true, then I guess divorce suits her because she's clearly working out all that aggression on her quads. Thanks in large part to them, I'm actually thinking mostly favorable thoughts about her formal-shorts ensemble here.

[All photos: WENN.com]

Don't misunderstand: It's still formal shorts, and I still find that concept a bit silly. But as far as seasonal whimsy goes, Kate looks kind of fabulous here -- the suit theme is playful, and the clutch and phenomenal gold wedges accessorize it really well without taking it over the top. It all makes me want to go sit outside somewhere fabulous and have a mojito, which is quite an achievement, considering it was 103 degrees in my back yard today and merely walking to the car felt like going into menopause.

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However, I wish the hot California sun would've incinerated this little number:

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July 16, 2009

Fugll and Fugson

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KRISTEN BELL: Heh-heh. Heh.

RACHEL BILSON: What? Why are you laughing like an idiot?

KRISTEN: Oh, uh, nothing. Never mind. Hee. HEE.

RACHEL: This is going to get real annoying, real fast.

KRISTEN: It's just... HAVE YOU SEEN YOURSELF? HA!

RACHEL: What's wrong with me?

KRISTEN: Oh, I don't know. Could it be that you're wearing cuffed bermuda shorts and a matching blazer in LAMÉ?!?

RACHEL: So? If anyone could pull this off, it's me.

KRISTEN: Julia Roberts wore that outfit in Pretty Woman, except it was in orange, it was culottes, and it was 1990, and she was a hooker who didn't know better.

RACHEL: Oh, come on, admit it -- you secretly think I am working this.

KRISTEN: NEVER. In fact, I think that's the outfit Doc Brown rejected before he went back to 1985 wearing that mustard-colored caftan.

RACHEL: Well, before you throw a stone, maybe look at yourself.

KRISTEN: What's wrong with ME?

RACHEL: You got suckered into wearing one of those messy-looking dresses that seems to be sewn to a tank top. And doesn't look like it fits.

KRISTEN: HA! That's all you've got? Oh, Bilson, I win this one.

RACHEL: Maybe this battle, yeah, but not the war. UNTIL NEXT TIME, Tank Girl.

KRISTEN: Bring it, Cuffs.

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