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November 20, 2009

Fugronica Webb

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It is worthwhile to note that everyone else at the event Ms Webb here is attending is wearing a cocktail dress. Me, I'm of the belief that I would rather be over- than under-dressed, because if you're over-dressed, you can just convince people that you've just come from, or are on the way to, some FABULOUS event. If you're under-dressed, you just look like this:

And I can't think of an occasion in which you'd want to do that on purpose.

November 3, 2009

Agyness Fugyn

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I was just wondering the other day what happened to model Agyness Deyn here. (By the way, did you know her real name is actually the very y-deprived Laura Hollins? According to Wikipedia, "Deyn's name was apparently coined to further her modeling career after she consulted her mother's friend, a numerology expert, who advised her of the most 'fortuitous' way to spell the name 'Agnes'." I always just assumed her given name WAS Agnes and she was spelling it wackily, and that ergo I would probably be more successful if I started spelling my name, "Jyssykah" but it turns out I should probably start going by, like, "Ethyyll.") You see, it's not that I thought she'd retired or anything, I just hadn't seen her out and about as much wearing, like, neon buckets on her head, or the like. Thank goodness something dragged her out:

Although this...happened last night, I can only presume she's just blowing through discarded Halloween costumes and this was originally intended to serve as Haute Couture Oliver Extra, or someone who is really, really into those Jack in the Box "Bowl Cut" commercials. But...what's going on with her FACE?

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October 30, 2009

Random Fug: Lara Bingle

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This outfit, when it appeared on Rihanna, became our first-ever Unfug It Up feature -- she styled it differently, of course, which was part of the issue. But it's interesting to me to see it on somebody who is not as naturally edgy or daring as Rihanna:

This woman is an Aussie model, although in this photo it looks like she's conducting the U.S.S. Enterprise's shipboard orchestra in a fairly pedestrian rendition of "Waltzing Matilda." And the outfit... doesn't work. It's totally wearing her, instead of the other way around. Of course, it doesn't help that Lara emits a vibe of having been up all night after several failed attempts to pass out in the drawers behind her. But I think it goes to show that sometimes it's the styling that fails you, and sometimes it's just the style. As in, I don't think this is quite hers. Point to Rihanna. Now let's see if Ms. Bingle has the guts to try this one in Round Two.

poll by twiigs.com

October 28, 2009

The Celebrity Fugprentice

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Carol Alt is in great shape but OH MY GOD LADY PUT IT AWAY.

That is not a top. That is a BRA. And in comparison to the totally innocuous jeans and coat, it is DEEPLY ALARMING to look at the place where a SHIRT should be and see FULL-ON, FREDERICK'S OF HOLLYWOOD UNDERWEAR. The only explanation I can think of for this is that, in a Seinfeld-like scenario, one of Carol's friends gave her undergarments in a passive-aggressive move to force her to wear some, and this is how she retaliated.

And you know what happens when you go out wearing a bra with no top:

YOU'RE FLOUTING SOCIETY'S CONVENTIONS, CAROL. I can't really say it any better than Jackie Chiles.

October 19, 2009

UnFug or Fab: Jaime King

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I can't quite figure out what's going on with Jaime King here:

Seriously. Could you please help me with this? Is this good? Is it bad? Is it right? Is it wrong? Is it so wrong it's right? Is it so right it's righteous? But, more important, WHAT IS IT? Personally, I think that if her hair were less distracting, I might love the dress...and if the dress wasn't as busy, I might appreciate the hair. Did I pick the wrong week to stop smoking crack?

poll by twiigs.com

October 16, 2009

Ifugn

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Iman: Edgy and divatastic?

Or the condolence fruit basket at a showgirl's wake?

poll by twiigs.com

October 8, 2009

Well Played, Iman

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After looking at piles of crazy, sometimes you just want to cleanse your aesthetic palate with something fabulous:

Thanks, Iman. I feel better now.

September 25, 2009

Agyfugss Deyn

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I can't decide what Agyness Deyn is getting ready to do here:

[Photo: FlynetOnline.com]

The hair is pure Hudson Street Orphanage urchin, the dress is more Grace Farrell, the jacket is something Rooster would probably wear if he were a lady -- or even if not -- and the trouser socks are pure Miss Hannigan. If all this is leading up to a one-woman production of Annie, well, pass the hip flask, folks, because the line stars here and I will wait as long as it takes.

September 15, 2009

Veronica Fugbb

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You guys, I have nothing against Veronica Webb, but I think there's a pretty good reason she got booted after her one season of co-hosting Tim Gunn's wardrobe-makeover show.

Actually there are three good reasons: the jumpsuit, the hat, and the shoes. It probably didn't do much good if Tim couldn't concentrate on cleaning out people's closets because every time Veronica walked into the room he furrowed his brow, put his hand to his face, and said, "I'm worried, Veronica." After all, the show was Tim Gunn's Guide To Style, not Tim Gunn's Vain Attempts To Concentrate On The Task At Hand While Being Slightly Nauseated By Veronica Webb's Insistence On Dressing Like A First-Grader Given Free Rein In Her Own Wardrobe.

August 3, 2009

Fugerica's Next Top Fugger

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"Okay, Tyra, this is great. It's magical. You're a rock star, Tyra. You've STILL GOT IT."

[All photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

"But remember, you've got to sell the clothes, Tyra. Do you not watch your own show? This says nothing to me. Are they capri pants? Is it a jumpsuit? I don't know. I need more. Also, I can't see your left hand. Janice Dickinson would say you look like an amputee. Can you fix all that? But with WHIMSY? You're still a mannequin in a store window, but you're a mannequin with PIZAZZ. You GET IT. Okay? Now hit me with your best:

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