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November 19, 2009

My So-Called Fug

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I seriously do not know how these sort of things continue to happen:

I don't mean that I don't understand why Claire Danes continues to get invited places, or why people perform dramatic, hair-flipping turns toward the camera. I mean...well, you'll see after the jump. It's Not Totally Safe For Work. I mean, it's not FULL-ON unsafe, but I wouldn't email it to your boss or anything. Things are revealed which would be pixelated on network television, is what I mean.

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November 13, 2009

Fug or Fab Addendum/Unfug It Up: Kristen Stewart

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This morning, when I Fug-or-Fabbed Kristen Stewart's interesting-if-mismatched-looking outfit, I was doing so without all the facts. Specifically, I thought she was clinging to Taylor Lautner for dear life simply because Robert Pattinson seemed interested in raining three-day-old odor down upon her while he snacked on her spleen. But as it turns out, she may have been nervously regretting her clothing choice. Because when she stalked offstage to maybe OR MAYBE NOT YOU DON'T KNOW HER LIFE sneak into R.Pattz's hotel room for some mopey and unwashed nooky, she revealed this:

Hola, panties.

I've heard of wanting a HOUSE with windows that let in a lot of natural light, but seeking a skirt with the same properties is baffling to me. Next she'll be shopping for a pair of pants with three bedrooms, central air, and stainless steel appliances.

The question now, which you can debate in the comments (which are now turned on... oops), are: Now that you're armed with all this information, what would you do to fix this outfit -- assuming you think it's broken -- and also:

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November 6, 2009

The Fuglls

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Okay, Kristin, we see you. And we covet your abs. Mission accomplished.

October 21, 2009

Fugman Begins

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I must be honest. I am glad Katie Holmes is out and about again. I got bored without having her haircuts to monitor. I kind of like this in-betweeny cut, possibly because mine is looking kind of like this right now.

However, my bra is not visible. Clearly, that's where everything has gone so wrong for me. First, I turned down that role in Dawson's Creek,* then I told Tom Cruise I had to think about his hasty but flattering proposal of marriage,** then I put on a shirt through which Hollywood could not see my undies.*** That's why she's a gajillionaire and I am a mere thousandaire. Oh, well. Next time.

* Never happened.
** Ditto, although I probably would have accepted said proposal, just because, "when I was briefly engaged to Tom Cruise" is a REALLY GOOD opener to cocktail party stories. Also because of Top Gun. Just a little bit. But still.
*** I'm actually not wearing a top.

October 15, 2009

Fuga Palmer-Tomkinson

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Tara Palmer-Tomkinson is known primarily on this side of the pond as being That British Lady Who Needs To Eat And Doesn't Do Anything Except Be Tan And Naked.

And, for the moment, That British Lady Whose Photo Is Not Safe For Work:

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October 14, 2009

Fugé Fugdashian

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KHLOE: Lamar. Stand up straight. And stop smirking. We're INTERESTING now.

LAMAR ODOM: We are? Frankly, since I have an NBA ring, I thought I was already kind of interesting.

KHLOE: Duh, Lamar. No. You're not anything in this town until you con someone into paying for your quickie wedding. So, we're FASCINATING.

LAMAR: Huh. Really?

KHLOE: OBVIOUSLY. Why else would I wear a dress partly made of netting? If I'm interesting then so is my pelvis. And my boobs. Oh, and my thighs. And it's just not RIGHT to deny the world interesting things in these trying times.

LAMAR: Okay, Kourtney. Sure, honey.

KHLOE: I'm KHLOE.

LAMAR: You are? Hey, how about that.I guess I didn't need to send that apology letter to Reggie Bush.

KHLOE: That's ALSO not me, it's KIM.

LAMAR: Really? Wow. Which one did I get then?

KHLOE: ME YOU GOT ME I AM INTERESTING GOD DAMMIT.

LAMAR: Okay! Look, as long as the name's right on the pre-nup and the divorce papers, right?

KHLOE: Suddenly you are NOT so interesting.

October 9, 2009

Fugi Hallifug

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I'm so delighted Geri made sure to wear her largest, most gorilla-esque coat.

[Photo: WENN.com]

Because I would just HATE for her to be out on the town without the proper coverage on her arms.

September 24, 2009

Fugs Aloud

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I have a question for Nicola Roberts of Girls Aloud:

How can one do this without showing nipple to: the valet, the bartender, the waiter, your doorman, the taxi driver, that dude who lives across the street, your downstairs neighbor, the coat check girl, that guy in the elevator, the girl seated across from you, the kid who snuck into the event, and your date? (That last one might not present such a dilemma.) Do you paste your breasts to that thing as if everyone's very lives depended on it? Or is it better to shrug and just hope for the best?

I mean, I'm also operating under the very reasonable assumption that she wore this after being forced to do so at gunpoint. Obviously.

September 18, 2009

Nelly Fugtado

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lace,
transparency

Happy Friday, everyone! I have a gift for you -- something I know you've all wanted. Ready? Here it is:

That's right, MORE see-through stuff! Here, we have a nice little lace chunk on Nelly Furtado's chest -- it's like a soul patch on the theoretical chin of her boobs. But as you can slightly tell from this photo, it doesn't stop there -- no, the fun rages on:

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September 16, 2009

Fugh Lezark/Unbreak My Fug

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You know that old chestnut about letting your legs OR your boobs hang out, but not both at once? Leigh Lezark is putting her own special transparent spin on that. First she flashed her bottom half at us, and now she's covered up down south in favor of showing us her aurora boobealis.

Get it? The Northern Lights, aurora borealis... Yeah, okay, that was horrendous. Sorry. But this is also horrendous.

It's been like three weeks and I'm already so tired of the Madonna-circa-1984 transparent lace stuff coming back around, mostly because we've got about a week before Forever 21 picks up on it and that means a bunch of 12-year olds will start wearing this crap to school dances and I will officially have to move into a nursing home because my righteous indignation will make me turn 80 on the spot.

But at least Leigh isn't trying to pull it off with leggings, a la Toni Braxton here:

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