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October 27, 2009

Fughab

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I just wrote this whole post about a picture of Amy Winehouse, and then I realized I needed to put the photo itself after a jump because, in addition to not being safe for those of you with a sensitive aesthetic sensibility, nor is it safe for work.

BEWARE. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. (Also: you've seen worse so don't be TOO scared. I mean, a little fear is good. Invigorating, even. But we're not talking a trip to Downstairs Ladyville. It's not THAT NSFW. But it is PRETTY unsafe for...oh, just make sure your boss isn't standing behind you and look.)

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October 15, 2009

Fuga Palmer-Tomkinson

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Tara Palmer-Tomkinson is known primarily on this side of the pond as being That British Lady Who Needs To Eat And Doesn't Do Anything Except Be Tan And Naked.

And, for the moment, That British Lady Whose Photo Is Not Safe For Work:

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July 28, 2009

Poker Fug

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Well, I suppose it was only a matter of time.

[Photo: Splash News]

After performing in Ibiza in this incredibly well-thought-out bra and panty set, which is clearly made to fit a child prostitute and looks like she made it out of Ace bandages and a purloined chandelier, our girl Gaga finally slipped her nips.

It's actually starting to happen in the above picture, but the following is a bit less safe-for-work -- although only a bit:

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July 17, 2009

Fug Model

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Apparently, it's WTF ANTM Day here at GFY. Because Eva Pigford wasn't the only Top Model winner running around this week. The sad truth is, we're featuring my three favorite winners today. You already saw Eva, but here's poor CariDee:

She doesn't look utterly wretched. But we've GOT to talk about this hair situation. I don't know what's going on with the actual CUT, but the styling makes her look like She-Trump with an accessories fetish.

And then, like Maude, there's Jaslene:

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June 12, 2009

Fugte Walsh

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Kate, no! Save yourself!

[Photo: Splash News]

I can see your nipples coming from here! ABORT! ABORT!

June 11, 2009

The Fugover

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Hey, Heather!

Come on, turn around! That's a great color with your eyes, and I'm loving the strappy gold shoes. Don't be so bashful! Show us the front!

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May 11, 2009

Padma Fugshmi

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Okay, from the neck up Padma appears to have dashed over to the White House Correspondents' dinner straight from Pilates.

But from the neck down, my first instinct was to say that the dress is rather pretty. But then something started to bug me -- an insidious little suspicion that nibbled at me the way Spencer and Heidi chew on our souls: unwelcome, persistent, nagging. So I kept looking. And looking. And suddenly I realized exactly what was bothering me, and that it was -- as I feared -- not 100 percent safe for work or curious children (something which, incidentally, is ALSO true of Spencer and Heidi).

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February 24, 2009

Oscar Post-Party Fug: Sharon Stone

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Only Sharon Stone could prompt the comment, "Sharon Stone looks great, even if she is essentially topless":

It's Sharon Stone. OF COURSE she is essentially topless and also kind of looks great. If I were Sharon Stone, I suspect I would wear this sort of thing everywhere -- to Hurry Curry for chicken tikka, to the corner store to pick up FroYo, to the dry cleaners to pick up all my other sheer gowns. And when people were all, like, "dude, I can see your nips," I would be all, "I AM SHARON STONE," and they would be, "oh. You have a point," and then I would sweep out to go pick up my dragon at the groomers. I sort of wish I could experience that. You know, in a Being John Malkovich kind of way. I think I'd like to experience Being Sharon Stone. Can you imagine? For one thing, you'd probably spend ten minutes just crossing and uncrossing your legs and giggling. Then you'd call Michael Douglas's house and hang up when CZJ answered. The possiblities are really kind of endless.

January 27, 2009

Fugsha Bartfug

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While Intern George cheerfully shaved off his mustache the other day, we here at GFY HQ were discussing how one of the celebrities we'd most like to make over in 2009 is Mischa Barton. If there were a Shut Up, Tights ARE TOTALLY Pants Union, she'd be the president of the Los Angeles chapter (with Shenae Grimes serving very capably as her veep) and making a very respectable play for an international leadership role.

So we are at least pleased to see that, even on a day so cold that the lady behind her is covering her mouth with a scarf (unless she's simply overcome with the stench of wasted potential that emanates from Mischa like she's a real-world Pig Pen), Mischa may finally have put those tights in the laundry basket -- or even the Salvation Army pile:

[Photo: FlynetOnline.com]

This dress itself might even be an improvement. The color is daring. The beading is intricate. The fringe flanking all that detail even works. If this started two or three inches higher, and extended two or three inches lower, it might be profoundly adorable. Unfortunately, though, she suffers from whatever disease causes Rumer Willis to wear only strapless dresses that barely cover her nipples -- Attention-Deprived Areolae Syndrome, or something. And unfortunately for Mischa, her right nipple got its immodest wish:

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October 16, 2008

Fugbrey O'Fug

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Let's look at the plus side here: SHE LEFT THE DOG OUT OF IT THIS TIME.

WOO! I'm so relieved about that, I almost don't have the energy to care about the rest of what she's wearing. But then I spy the headband, and the cheap-looking top with what appears to be her nipple poking through, and I realize there is still work to do. Clearly, someone needs to throw a How I Met Your Mother-style intervention -- complete with banner, naturally -- to explain to Aubrey why she needs to incinerate her entire wardrobe and then scatter the ashes over the nearest Wet Seal store. Maybe if they invite Barney Stinson, he can use one of his patented fireball tricks to torch the whole thing "accidentally."

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