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November 9, 2009

Fug Lieutenant: I Don't Feel Like Looking Up the Bad Lieutenant Subtitle

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So, can we assume that Eva Mendes has flown the Rachel Zoe coop? Because no matter what you may say about RZ -- insert a lengthy screed here that includes the words, "literally," "I die," "skinny," "bananas," "sandwich," and "caftan" -- I don't know that she would actually do this to anyone:

Sister, that is a lot of sideboob and while I'm not opposed to the sideboob in theory, like a nuclear warhead it must be deployed with great caution and only in the most serious of circumstances. Sure, that level of boob poking out from a button-down is fine if you're in a shaving cream commercial wearing your husband's shirt and gazing at him while he shaves, thus proving that Mac117 or whatever not only removes hair from one's face but is also A BABE MAGNET. And it's fine if you're playing the role of Teacher in any kind of Hot for Teacher Scenario. And of course it works when you're in the midst of shaking out your hair and taking off your glasses in a ploy to elicit a, "why, Miss [Whatever], you're BEAUTIFUL" in a B-movie from back when people said things like,"why, Miss [Whatever], you're BEAUTIFUL." But I think Eva here would be well-served by maybe buttoning ONE more button. Because instead of being sexy, from the front this thing turns into kind of a mess:

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July 6, 2009

Disfugia

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As luck would have it, this is totally what I wore when I was celebrating the 4th of July at TAO in Vegas!

[Photo: FlynetOnline.com]

It goes without saying that girlfriend has a great body but OH MY GOD THOSE ARE PASTIES UNDERNEATH A BLAZER. This is what you wear when, at some point, you are going to dramatically rip off said blazer as you strut confidently toward the pole while "Pour Some Sugar on Me" blares from the speakers. I do enjoy how BORED she looks, though, all, "yeah, I'm wearing sequined pasties. YAWN. Can you all just wig out about this now so we can get it over with and get on with our night?"

Always one to please, let's take a closer look and commence the wigging out. This is....well, it's TECHNICALLY safe for work, but if your boss would find it odd that you're examining pasties in close up, consider yourself warned.

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April 7, 2009

Fug and Protect

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Here's the thing, Anna Faris:

A) I think this might be on backward.

B) If it's not, you HAVE to agree that it's nearly impossible to negotiate this thing unless you never exhale, as evidenced by the fact that every photo of you from this premiere involves the stiffest posture I've ever seen, especially from someone as generally kooky and relaxed-seeming as you are.

C) I could really use an ice blended -- do you mind dashing across the street and grabbing me one?

D) I hear you're marrying Chris Pratt. Well played. Who doesn't love Bright?

F) I got off track here, somewhere. What were we talking about? Oh, right. The thing is, darling, that I feel like you've veered into being a wee bit cheeseball. You know what I mean? You know what I mean.

February 9, 2009

Grammy Awards Fug Carpet: Lisa Rinna

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I'm relieved to see that Lisa Rinna's Near Brush With Crotchtacularity hasn't dampened her enthusiasm for extremely high-cut skirts, and that, in fact, she now also seems to going for an advanced degree in the highly specialized arena of Cleavage: Under/Side boob.

The way this is going, I full expect her to show up at the Oscars wearing an unruly wrap-around skirt with the ass cut out and pasties. IT'S GOING TO BE AWESOME. Hey, at least it's not leopard print.

January 20, 2009

Fug or Fab: Kate Winslet

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As it's Inauguration Day here in the US, it seems only right to kick off the morning with a little voting, right? A wee shout out to the democratic process and all. And who shall be our subject this fine morn? Let's go with Ms Winslet here, as we've gotten several emails about this:

Despite the fact that it seems this photo was snapped in the hallway outside of the bathroom, I thinks she looks rather fetching -- albeit maybe a bit as though she's eaten off her lipgloss. But let's go to the close-up of the top of the dress for a bit more info about what's going on there, shall we?

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October 21, 2008

Christina Fugci

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There is something pleasingly melodramatic about this photograph to me. It's as if Christina Ricci is attending an old-timey ball at which she expected to be the belle -- until, while standing near the bottom of the stairs, she caught sight of her previously plain, unthreatening archrival descending the steps, capturing the attention of every eligible bachelor in the joint by wearing a fabulous, cleavage-tastic dress. Which, naturally, she had recently very quickly adapted from a boring, out-of-style, tacky garment Christina lent her in the hopes of making her nemesis feel stupid. And now, La Ricci is plotting the best revenge, like whether she can make a martini strong enough to sear the ringlets off a bitch.

Then, of course, she remembers that she can easily regain the attentions of the crowd simply by turning sideways:

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October 17, 2008

Fug 2: High Voltage

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underboob and sideboob

Just yesterday, I was complaining that Bai Ling wasn't attending LA Fashion Week and it seems she decided to prove me wrong:

And with a wee bit of underboob cleavage as well, bless her heart. Because nothing goes with a stocking cap and a dress made of Wrinkle like a splash of underboob. You know, things just don't feel right around GFY HQ if someone isn't squealing, "Oh, BAI LING!" on occasion. In fact, we're all wearing I HEART BAI LING Band-Aids on our calves right now. I'd take a picture, but I haven't shaved my legs today. Or -- who am I kidding -- showered. You don't need that.

July 24, 2008

The Fug-Files

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Of all the premieres for Bai Ling to attend semi-inexplicably, the one for the X-Files movie seems the most apt. After all, our girl IS somewhat paranormal, and I want to believe that her truth is out there. Certainly she is not shy about exposing certain facts about herself.

Like, say, her nipples. Although her Band-Aids of Truth today seem to carry a message about love and humanity, so maybe she thinks that her shadowy areolae are the ultimate unifying gift to an unkind, divided human race that knows no compassion. Or, she just didn't realize they were showing.

Nips aside, the rest of this appears shockingly modest, almost like she is in the middle of choreographing a figure-skating routine that's an ode to amber traffic lights. But it's Bai, so there is always SOMETHING else going on -- and, in her words from her blog, "You have to go on line check out my dress tonigh, its insane, the back, you will be surprised...... Its french disgner, I love the yellow, its spring time and always happy." (That entire sentence is sitting in a big pool of [sic], by the way.)

Time to end the suspense. Let's have a round of applause for the back:

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June 17, 2008

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Singer/actress Brie Larson here is a cute girl and god knows I'm fond of anyone who's named after cheese. But she must have been playing hooky the day we learned that there are shorts, there are short-shorts, and then there are Oh-My-God-Those-Are-Too-Short Shorts:

Turn around, my dear:

Yikes. On the other hand, our near-death brush with her butt cheeks is a great distraction from the fact that her top was last seen at the Playboy Club's ill-fated Tuxedo Tuesday night.

May 14, 2008

Beverly Fug, 90210

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This is Shenae Grimes, who has been cast as the Brenda-esque character in the 90210 sequel:

And just when I thought we were running out of starlets to talk about! I think it's fair to say that a backless micro micro-mini with side boob and a mysterious rib-cage tattoo is perhaps just a wee too much skank for a CW promotional event.

In fact, I feel the 90210-Redux ast may soon inspire their own category, as Grimes' castmate AnnaLynne McCord (whom you may recognize as Portia DeRossi's freaky wackjob daughter from Nip/Tuck) appeared at upfronts in this:

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