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November 19, 2008

Fugporter II

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Did you know that Amber Valletta here was in a TV movie called Hysteria: The Def Leppard Story in 2001? As was Mr. Tori Spelling, Dean McDermott, AND Anthony Michael Hall. I can't BELIEVE I didn't watch that.

I wonder if she stole this blazer from Anthony Michael Hall then, or more recently. Hey, I'm not knocking it: you've got to get something to cover up your Britney Spears-circa-Toxic unitard when you're out in public.

July 17, 2008

Jordan: Pushed to the Fug

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There is really something divine about Katie "Jordan" Price. I mean, this is a girl who does nothing halfway. Her skirts are short, her tan is very bronze, and she never shows up for a promotion -- of anything! -- looking like she just rolled out of bed. For example:

Bless.

And you know there's something special about a girl when your high-class photo service includes a detail shot...of her crotch (safe for work -- they didn't make her take her silvery unitard off):

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May 9, 2008

I'm a Celebrity, Fug Me Out of Here!

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unitards

Obviously, one doesn't look to UK celebrity nudist Katie "Jordan" Price for fashion tips. And yet:

My question is, considering that this is the woman who once said she wouldn't wear any skirt longer than 9 inches, does she think this gold item is a belt, or a skirt? I feel like it might be the latter. And that scares me.

As does the fact that she's starting to resemble a wax figure more than ever --- which I didn't think was possible -- but that's a frightening tale for another day.

January 25, 2008

Fugice Combs

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Sometimes I think that if I were at Sundance -- or if I could afford to be more fabulous at February's frigid Fashion Week in New York -- I would go all the way down the road to Campville and get togged up in exactly what Janice Combs is wearing.

Then I tear myself away from the furry splendor of her turban and jacket, and realize Diddy's mother is wearing A JUMPSUIT made of COTTON SPANDEX -- like the unholy spawn of leggings and unitards -- and that I have become suddenly delirious.

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