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November 16, 2009

Who Fugged It More: Zoe Saldana or Chloe Sevigny

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You know what's embarrassing?

Going out without remembering to button your top.

You know what's even MORE embarrassing?

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November 13, 2009

Fugbor Pains

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This is a new wrinkle.

Leggings and a t-shirt and wrestling boots we've seen before, but the corset on the OUTSIDE? Wow, it HAS been a long time since this girl wore a bra. Does UCLA offer an extension course in Undergarment Arts?

November 13, 2009

Fug or Fab Addendum/Unfug It Up: Kristen Stewart

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This morning, when I Fug-or-Fabbed Kristen Stewart's interesting-if-mismatched-looking outfit, I was doing so without all the facts. Specifically, I thought she was clinging to Taylor Lautner for dear life simply because Robert Pattinson seemed interested in raining three-day-old odor down upon her while he snacked on her spleen. But as it turns out, she may have been nervously regretting her clothing choice. Because when she stalked offstage to maybe OR MAYBE NOT YOU DON'T KNOW HER LIFE sneak into R.Pattz's hotel room for some mopey and unwashed nooky, she revealed this:

Hola, panties.

I've heard of wanting a HOUSE with windows that let in a lot of natural light, but seeking a skirt with the same properties is baffling to me. Next she'll be shopping for a pair of pants with three bedrooms, central air, and stainless steel appliances.

The question now, which you can debate in the comments (which are now turned on... oops), are: Now that you're armed with all this information, what would you do to fix this outfit -- assuming you think it's broken -- and also:

poll by twiigs.com

October 28, 2009

The Celebrity Fugprentice

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Carol Alt is in great shape but OH MY GOD LADY PUT IT AWAY.

That is not a top. That is a BRA. And in comparison to the totally innocuous jeans and coat, it is DEEPLY ALARMING to look at the place where a SHIRT should be and see FULL-ON, FREDERICK'S OF HOLLYWOOD UNDERWEAR. The only explanation I can think of for this is that, in a Seinfeld-like scenario, one of Carol's friends gave her undergarments in a passive-aggressive move to force her to wear some, and this is how she retaliated.

And you know what happens when you go out wearing a bra with no top:

YOU'RE FLOUTING SOCIETY'S CONVENTIONS, CAROL. I can't really say it any better than Jackie Chiles.

October 21, 2009

Fugman Begins

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I must be honest. I am glad Katie Holmes is out and about again. I got bored without having her haircuts to monitor. I kind of like this in-betweeny cut, possibly because mine is looking kind of like this right now.

However, my bra is not visible. Clearly, that's where everything has gone so wrong for me. First, I turned down that role in Dawson's Creek,* then I told Tom Cruise I had to think about his hasty but flattering proposal of marriage,** then I put on a shirt through which Hollywood could not see my undies.*** That's why she's a gajillionaire and I am a mere thousandaire. Oh, well. Next time.

* Never happened.
** Ditto, although I probably would have accepted said proposal, just because, "when I was briefly engaged to Tom Cruise" is a REALLY GOOD opener to cocktail party stories. Also because of Top Gun. Just a little bit. But still.
*** I'm actually not wearing a top.

October 9, 2009

Fugi Hallifug

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I'm so delighted Geri made sure to wear her largest, most gorilla-esque coat.

[Photo: WENN.com]

Because I would just HATE for her to be out on the town without the proper coverage on her arms.

October 1, 2009

Run This Fug

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Let's take stock of what's happening here with RiRi:

....actually, taking stock of what's going on here would require my ability to find the nouns to describe each of these pieces. Is that top a bra? Abutting a Units-like lace piece? Or...a bustier-like undergarment? Is the bra attached to the lace piece attached to the harem pants, in some truly HORRIFYING re-imagining of the old The Hip Bone's Connected to The Thigh Bone song, except the things that are connected are every part of her outfit and the only bones involved are the ones to which I am chilled?

September 24, 2009

High Fug Musical

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Hark: Ashley Tisdale is blonde again. And is that a hot-pink romper I spy?

Even worse, is that her BRA I spy?

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August 24, 2009

Charfuglette Ronson

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With nearly every trend I bemoan on this website, there comes a point where I just throw up my hands and am all, "oh, fine. Fine! Wear your leggings/romper/jumpsuit. It's your funeral" and then I move on with my life. You know, the emotion transforms from aggressive-aggression to passive-aggression and it's better for everyone.

But I swear to you, here and now, that never never NEVER never NEVER NEVER never never never shall I shrug my shoulders over (p)leather pleated Mom shorts. They don't even make sense: leather and shorts do not go together. Just because one is a material and the other an article of clothing does not mean that they should unite. We aren't wearing rubber culottes, or lace hip-waders or chiffon bullet-proof vests (don't get any ideas). But more importantly: THESE ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE ON ANYONE. Not the skinny hipster, not the curvaceous bombshell, not the tomboy, not the drama queen, not the girl-next-door, not even Angelina Jolie. THEY. ARE. UNFLATTERING. THEY ARE A CRIME AGAINST YOUR THIGHS. WHAT THEY DO TO YOUR BELLY SHOULD BE CONSIDERED ARMED ASSAULT. And they -- like the swine flu -- are only mutating into a stronger trend, readers. FIGHT THEM. FIGHT THE PLEATHER PLEATED MOM SHORTS WITH ALL OF YOUR MIGHT. Do NOT look at them with a cocked brow and think, "maybe I should get these." NO. NO YOU SHOULD NOT. You will REGRET IT. You will look at photos of yourself wearing them and say, "WHAT WAS I THINKING?" and then you will cry. CRY! Wear your rompers, wear your leggings, jump around in your jumpsuits. RESIST THE PLEATHER PLEATED MOM SHORTS. I beg of you FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, SWEET READERS. RESIST!

Also, those shoes are terrible.

August 17, 2009

Girls Afug

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Sarah Harding here is in the British pop girl group Girls Aloud, which have sung such tender, poetic hits as "Sexy! No No No..." and "Something Kind of Ooooh."

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I presume she is pictured here still in costume from a stint filming cameos in a new video Weird Al -- seeing the need to bulk up his catalog now that he feels temporarily weird about performing "I'm Fat" or "Eat It" in the wake of Michael Jackson's demise and deciding to reach out to the fans of UK-based girl groups who are not the Spice Girls -- has recently made, titled, "Sexy? NO NO NO" and "Something Kind of Ew." What a good sport.

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