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June 16, 2009

Gossip Fug/Well Played, Blake Lively

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TELEGRAMS FROM THE DESK OF JESSICA MORGAN
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As dictated to Intern G. Clooney.

TO: BLAKE LIVELY
RE: CDFA AWARDS DRESS

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MUCH IMPROVED STOP THANK GOD YOU FINALLY PICKED SOMETHING THAT FITS PROPERLY STOP LOVE THE PINK STOP DON'T STOP STOP BUT STOP STICKING YOUR HANDS IN YOUR POCKETS LIKE THAT STOP IT'S AWKWARD STOP LIKE I SAID PLEASE STOP IT STOP LOVE JESSICA POSTSCRIPT WHY DON'T PEOPLE SEND TELEGRAMS ANYMORE QUERY I KNOW IT'S BECAUSE OF EMAIL BUT THEY'RE SO ROMANTIC STOP I THINK I'LL SEND ANOTHER STOP.

TO: MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG
RE CDFA AWARDS LOOK:
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Permalink | Posted By Jessica at 10:09 AM in Blake Lively
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April 8, 2008

Fugperate Fugwives

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In theory? Not bad.

But in practice... Teri, the tan lines didn't just pop up there by themselves. Marcia Cross did not hex you with those while you were in the car. You HAD TO KNOW. This sort of thing is becoming such a pet peeve of mine now -- the bathing-suit marks take an otherwise nice cocktail dress and make it look like a beach cover-up that she threw on after building a sandcastle so she could go have a grilled cheese sandwich at the clubhouse. Why not save this little baby for a time when you've evened things out, and instead go with something that has straps? Or wear a wrap? Or just chuck the whole thing and actually go make grilled cheese? You'd be surprised at the clarity a little cheddar on white can bring. Especially if you jam some bacon in it.

Permalink | Posted By Heather at 01:02 PM in Teri Hatcher
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