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December 18, 2008

Fug or Fab: Zooey Deschanel

So, I was up way too late last night. Not doing anything thrilling or scandalous, mind you -- mostly, I was watching Top Chef, then playing Pathwords, then eating some cookies, then reflecting that cookies are not a very healthy midnight snack, then re-reading like 100 pages of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (I just hate that Dolores Umbridge) before realizing it was like 2:30 am and I was an idiot. So, anyway, what I'm saying is, I need your help here:

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Yes, yes: Zooey Deschanel IS adorable. I agree with that assessment -- although at a certain point, a smart woman starts shifting away from "adorable" and into something new and slightly less youth-based, or it gets a little awkward (maybe "quirky" would be a good, subtle shift). And this dress is very sweet and charming, though perhaps a bit....Ice Capades, no?  The thing that kills it for me are the tights. WTF is up with shiny, pale, textured tights? NOOOOOO. Unless you are a Rockette. Or a child. Or an ice dancer (maybe). Am I right?


December 5, 2008

The Fug Years

This is Charity Shea, whom you may recognize from the truly awful teen soap The Best Years, on The N. (And you know that if I thought it was truly awful, it was TRULY AWFUL.)

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She must have been absent the day The N gathered up all its teen and tween stars and elucidated the different between "a shirt dress" and "a shirt." Either that, or we're just catching her between performances of Lumberjacks on Ice!
May 2, 2005

Hollafug Girl


[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb.]

Okay, Gwen. Let's talk for a sec.

This isn't the first time you've pulled this one out of the trunk in your attic, but it should be the last. Now, I don't hate the blazer. I don't hate the shoes. And I might have been able to overlook how tiny that swatch of cowhide covering your crotch is, or the strange, clashing pattern of the oddly chosen ascot around your neck, were it not for the leggings.

The leggings, Gwen. The LEGGINGS. Please fight them. It seems like you're battling through the Harajuku obsession; please don't give up now. It's too important. We, the people, need your strength now more than ever.

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