Dear Nikki Reed:
It's called "going up a size," and it's totally legal.
It's called "going up a size," and it's totally legal.
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November 20, 2009
The Fuglight Saga: Fug Moon
November 16, 2009
Love Fug
I've just spent like twenty minutes staring at Chloe Sevigny here:
The only conclusion that I've reached is that I would have LOVED this outfit when I was eight years old. Smocking, AND glitter, AND puffed sleeves!?! (Like Anne Shirley, I found puffed sleeves to be the height of sophistication as a youth.) A color palette complimentary to my Lemon Meringue doll? A faint whiff of Figure Skater to the entire undertaking. Sold! Sold for two weeks worth of allowance and six Scratch 'n' Sniff stickers to 3rd Grade Jessica!
The only conclusion that I've reached is that I would have LOVED this outfit when I was eight years old. Smocking, AND glitter, AND puffed sleeves!?! (Like Anne Shirley, I found puffed sleeves to be the height of sophistication as a youth.) A color palette complimentary to my Lemon Meringue doll? A faint whiff of Figure Skater to the entire undertaking. Sold! Sold for two weeks worth of allowance and six Scratch 'n' Sniff stickers to 3rd Grade Jessica!
September 25, 2009
Who Fugged It Better (Or Worse): Naomi and Drew
I didn't actually hate the long version of this dress that Drew Barrymore sported; I just found it... odd, and I think that was partly exacerbated by her skunk hairdo. But if I had to pick, I'd go with the one Naomi here is wearing:
[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
The overlay still kind of looks like it's implying her ladycave has teeth, but to me, something that intricate works better over a very simple silhouette like this one -- by contrast, Drew's was off-the-shoulder, and long, and a tad poofy, and her arms looked ensnared by the web of crazy, and OH MY GOD THAT HAIR... I think it was just a bit too much.
Of course, maybe I'm just biased because -- as lovely as Drew is, excepting the dumb coif -- this is Naomi f'ing Campbell, and those legs go for days, and her hair is rockin', and her skin tone makes that canary color sing. It's almost too unfair to compare. But you know what? I'm not always fair.
[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
The overlay still kind of looks like it's implying her ladycave has teeth, but to me, something that intricate works better over a very simple silhouette like this one -- by contrast, Drew's was off-the-shoulder, and long, and a tad poofy, and her arms looked ensnared by the web of crazy, and OH MY GOD THAT HAIR... I think it was just a bit too much.
Of course, maybe I'm just biased because -- as lovely as Drew is, excepting the dumb coif -- this is Naomi f'ing Campbell, and those legs go for days, and her hair is rockin', and her skin tone makes that canary color sing. It's almost too unfair to compare. But you know what? I'm not always fair.
September 23, 2009
Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Cat Deeley
La Deeley seems like a nice lass.
Which is why it's such a shame her chest looks bandaged -- it reminds me of the dressings Gwyneth Paltrow's character wore in Shakespeare In Love when she was pretending to be a boy. Which is fine when you are, say, pretending to be a boy. In fact, it's all reminiscent of the embarrassingly entertaining Amanda Bynes classic She's The Man, in which Amanda runs around a school fair like a crazy person because she has to both impersonate her brother and play herself in a kissing booth, and she almost screws up one of her costume changes; hilarity ensues. I am pretty sure Cat Deeley would be horrified to think her gown looks like a boob harness that she forgot to take off -- but then again, maybe she's just a really big fan of She's The Man. And I certainly can't judge her for THAT. No, seriously, you guys. It will grow on you. It's like comedy mold: You don't WANT it there, but you can't STOP it, either.
Which is why it's such a shame her chest looks bandaged -- it reminds me of the dressings Gwyneth Paltrow's character wore in Shakespeare In Love when she was pretending to be a boy. Which is fine when you are, say, pretending to be a boy. In fact, it's all reminiscent of the embarrassingly entertaining Amanda Bynes classic She's The Man, in which Amanda runs around a school fair like a crazy person because she has to both impersonate her brother and play herself in a kissing booth, and she almost screws up one of her costume changes; hilarity ensues. I am pretty sure Cat Deeley would be horrified to think her gown looks like a boob harness that she forgot to take off -- but then again, maybe she's just a really big fan of She's The Man. And I certainly can't judge her for THAT. No, seriously, you guys. It will grow on you. It's like comedy mold: You don't WANT it there, but you can't STOP it, either.
September 21, 2009
Emmy Awards Well Played: Chloe Sevigny
You guys, I know this may rock you like a hurricane, but: I think The Sev might've been one of my favorites from last night.
Love the dots, like the yellow slip underneath that gives it an ethereal sheen, love the hip brooch... not sure what to make of the hair -- is it edgy, or just lazy? -- but at least it doesn't distract from her dress or look like a mangy rope of fake tresses borrowed from an old Star Trek movie (ahem, Blake Lively's Braid Thing).
And my good will is so robust that I might even be okay with this:
Love the dots, like the yellow slip underneath that gives it an ethereal sheen, love the hip brooch... not sure what to make of the hair -- is it edgy, or just lazy? -- but at least it doesn't distract from her dress or look like a mangy rope of fake tresses borrowed from an old Star Trek movie (ahem, Blake Lively's Braid Thing).
And my good will is so robust that I might even be okay with this:
Continue reading Emmy Awards Well Played: Chloe Sevigny.
September 14, 2009
Whip Fug!
Let's pause for a moment in our VMA orgy to discuss this.
That dress is amusing -- the top part looks like a very elaborate tattoo, and the rest is kind of a Rorschach hallucination in which I see, like, pirate ships and sea creatures and a chopping maw of angry teeth that's rather unfortunately lined up with her nethers, as if suggesting they need a snack.
But my real question is: Do we think Drew Barrymore is maybe losing her mind a bit? I know she's promoting her roller-derby movie, so she's being all calculatedly edgy and whatnot, but isn't the joke on her? She may think the hair is hilarious but she still has to be the one wearing it. The last time I saw a dye job that bad, it was paw-shaped, attached to a keychain, and being rubbed for good luck. Although I will say she's making me crave chocolate-dipped shortbread, so maybe something wonderful will come of this after all.
That dress is amusing -- the top part looks like a very elaborate tattoo, and the rest is kind of a Rorschach hallucination in which I see, like, pirate ships and sea creatures and a chopping maw of angry teeth that's rather unfortunately lined up with her nethers, as if suggesting they need a snack.
But my real question is: Do we think Drew Barrymore is maybe losing her mind a bit? I know she's promoting her roller-derby movie, so she's being all calculatedly edgy and whatnot, but isn't the joke on her? She may think the hair is hilarious but she still has to be the one wearing it. The last time I saw a dye job that bad, it was paw-shaped, attached to a keychain, and being rubbed for good luck. Although I will say she's making me crave chocolate-dipped shortbread, so maybe something wonderful will come of this after all.
August 17, 2009
One Tree Fug
So, Ashley Rickards here was part of the team over at One Tree Hill last season -- see, someone over there must have had a beef with Sophia Bush, because for the past two seasons she's spent more time sniffling over how badly she wants a baby (at the ripe old age of 22) than sticking her tongue down the throat of any nubile love interests; ergo, one of Sophia's plots involved her taking in a foster child in the form of a surly-with-a-heart-of-god teen played by Ashley.
[And of course -- SPOILER -- it ended in tears because Ashley's character learned her mother was trying to find her, and she decided she wanted to go live with her mother so they could bond, and she left, and there was sobbing and sniffling and tragedy and poignant farewells... despite the fact that her mother LIVES ELSEWHERE IN TREE HILL. Like, y'all, Tree Hill is not Manhattan. It's not even the Manhattan of North Carolina. YOU WILL BUMP INTO EACH OTHER. Probably at the supermarket. Also, there is e-mail. And texting. Get with the times, people. You could've saved yourselves a lot of puffy eyelids if you'd just been like, "Hey, e-mail me and we'll get coffee." COME ON. And how bad is her mother at finding things, anyway? You live in the same square-inch of the state. Did she really want to go live with a woman who was that stumped as to where she might be? Thank you, readers, for letting me work through these issues.]
AHEM. To catch up: Ashley R. = Sophia Bush's former TV foster child.
Although now that her arc is ending, it seems she's in line to play the Lily Tomlin hick twin in a remake of Big Business. Hopefully this one ends with her getting back together with her adorable fiance, who was portrayed as the Tiger Woods of small-town mini-golf. Because you do not let a dude go who can shoot the ball through the windmill every single time, and when putt-putt takes off on ESPN 45 or whatever in about 10 years, you want to be on those coattails.
[And of course -- SPOILER -- it ended in tears because Ashley's character learned her mother was trying to find her, and she decided she wanted to go live with her mother so they could bond, and she left, and there was sobbing and sniffling and tragedy and poignant farewells... despite the fact that her mother LIVES ELSEWHERE IN TREE HILL. Like, y'all, Tree Hill is not Manhattan. It's not even the Manhattan of North Carolina. YOU WILL BUMP INTO EACH OTHER. Probably at the supermarket. Also, there is e-mail. And texting. Get with the times, people. You could've saved yourselves a lot of puffy eyelids if you'd just been like, "Hey, e-mail me and we'll get coffee." COME ON. And how bad is her mother at finding things, anyway? You live in the same square-inch of the state. Did she really want to go live with a woman who was that stumped as to where she might be? Thank you, readers, for letting me work through these issues.]
AHEM. To catch up: Ashley R. = Sophia Bush's former TV foster child.
Although now that her arc is ending, it seems she's in line to play the Lily Tomlin hick twin in a remake of Big Business. Hopefully this one ends with her getting back together with her adorable fiance, who was portrayed as the Tiger Woods of small-town mini-golf. Because you do not let a dude go who can shoot the ball through the windmill every single time, and when putt-putt takes off on ESPN 45 or whatever in about 10 years, you want to be on those coattails.
July 15, 2009
Fug or Fab: Keri Hilson
Keri Hilson is so cute. And I've listened to "Knock You Down" like four times today already. That song is CATCHY. But enough about her. Let's talk about this outfit:
[Photo: Splash News]
Cropped, shiny, chartreuse pants are HARD to pull off, but I think she might just be doing it. Or I could be distracted by her earrings.
[Photo: Splash News]
Cropped, shiny, chartreuse pants are HARD to pull off, but I think she might just be doing it. Or I could be distracted by her earrings.
June 19, 2009
Fug by Fug
So, I guess Christine Lakin here was actually on Step By Step, the wretched 90s sitcom starring Patrick Duffy and Suzanne Somers that I watched religiously but can not remember AT ALL?
I mostly remember her for being the poor tragic actress who was chosen to star opposite Paris Hilton in The Hottie and the Nottie -- as The Nottie, which is obviously patently ridiculous -- for which they actually shared a Razzie for Worst Screen Couple. Now that I've written that all out, I feel kind of bad for making fun of her outfit. I mean, she's had a rough go of it the last few years. Like, I just spent several minutes reading the aggregated terrible reviews of THaTN on Wikipedia and they are wretched. Apparently, the movie was called, among other unflattering things, "deeply offensive," "excruciatingly, painfully, horribly, terribly awful," "disgusting," and "fascist" [!!]. I was going to make some rude crack about curtains, Dancing with the Stars and Kitson, but you know what? Girlfriend here hasn't got time for the pain. Congrats on managing to leave the house after having to deal with the fall out of being yoked to Paris Hilton, honey. Stay strong.
I mostly remember her for being the poor tragic actress who was chosen to star opposite Paris Hilton in The Hottie and the Nottie -- as The Nottie, which is obviously patently ridiculous -- for which they actually shared a Razzie for Worst Screen Couple. Now that I've written that all out, I feel kind of bad for making fun of her outfit. I mean, she's had a rough go of it the last few years. Like, I just spent several minutes reading the aggregated terrible reviews of THaTN on Wikipedia and they are wretched. Apparently, the movie was called, among other unflattering things, "deeply offensive," "excruciatingly, painfully, horribly, terribly awful," "disgusting," and "fascist" [!!]. I was going to make some rude crack about curtains, Dancing with the Stars and Kitson, but you know what? Girlfriend here hasn't got time for the pain. Congrats on managing to leave the house after having to deal with the fall out of being yoked to Paris Hilton, honey. Stay strong.
June 12, 2009
Unfug It Up: Bai Ling
Bai Ling is trying really hard. Like, REALLY hard. You almost never see her in Ed Hardy bra tops and tiny frayed denim skirts any more, which I personally think is a tragedy -- it's like she's keeping her panda sprite in a bottle in the sofa of her psyche, or whatever -- but which clearly is important to her in an effort to be taken seriously as a person who understands what it means to get dressed.
Here is her latest effort, and despite the title of this post, I'm not completely mad at it:
I appreciate the attempt here. I do. She almost looks like she's trying to be a Disney princess -- maybe there's a job open on a cruise line and she's gunning for a few free trips to St. Croix. And It's always nice to see someone trying to work canary yellow, because that's a hue that strikes fear into most people's hearts, although again -- maybe she just heard that cats eat canaries and she was looking for a rough-and-tumble good time. With all the different forces at work within Bai, it's impossible to say. But all in all, whatever the reason, she's trying to work it without being 90 percent naked and I appreciate that.
But here's the thing: I'm pretty sure that dress doesn't fit.
Here is her latest effort, and despite the title of this post, I'm not completely mad at it:
I appreciate the attempt here. I do. She almost looks like she's trying to be a Disney princess -- maybe there's a job open on a cruise line and she's gunning for a few free trips to St. Croix. And It's always nice to see someone trying to work canary yellow, because that's a hue that strikes fear into most people's hearts, although again -- maybe she just heard that cats eat canaries and she was looking for a rough-and-tumble good time. With all the different forces at work within Bai, it's impossible to say. But all in all, whatever the reason, she's trying to work it without being 90 percent naked and I appreciate that.
But here's the thing: I'm pretty sure that dress doesn't fit.
Continue reading Unfug It Up: Bai Ling.
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