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March 24, 2010

Fug Madness 2010: Round 2 Results and Sweet Sixteen preview

Y'all, it seems Fabiola Beracasa is the Cornell -- or perhaps Northern Iowa -- of Fug Madness. Although she's not alone: Several double-digit seeds are knocking off our top dogs; the Charo and Bjork brackets in particular have been decimated by Cinderella stories. Or should we call them Fugderellas? I would say Cindersmella, but that's terrible, and also, sounds like the title of a Nick Teen movie.

Here are your upcoming matchups:

(4) BAI LING vs. (9) KIMBERLY WYATT - Friday, March 26

Semi-actual pop-star Wyatt booted actual wannabe pop star Leighton Meester -- our top seed here in Bjorkville -- by a 60/40 margin. We're sure her run through the Fug Madness brackets does nothing to lessen the sting of her former bandmate Nicole Scherzinger getting to run through Dancing With The Stars' competition on national television, but whatever. At least this way Kim only has to wear illusion netting if her heart tells her it's right. And it probably will. She'll face Fug Madness 2008 champion Bai Ling, who dispatched with Ke$ha -- a.k.a. Lord of the Drunkfaces -- by a 65/35 vote.

(7) JULIETTE LEWIS vs. (11) FABIOLA BERACASA - Thursday, March 25

Well, we guess Katy Perry can stop biting her nails now and focus on her wedding plans. She's no longer a contender, thanks to the rampant fuggery of Juliette Lewis. You know, every year, Juliette does better than we expect her to, including snagging a full 67 percent of the vote against Perry. But is it enough to take down Fabiola? The socialite, if we're even still bothering to use that term anymore, edged Pam Anderson with 53 percent of the vote, making it one of three nailbiters in Round 2. We're sure Fabiola is deeply proud, probably would be amused that Jess and I now use her name when we want to tell each other something is fab/fabulous, and hopefully planning fantasgreat victory outfits to celebrate any future wins in this contest.

Cher, Charo, and Madonna winners are after the jump:

Continue reading Fug Madness 2010: Round 2 Results and Sweet Sixteen preview.

March 22, 2010

Fug Madness 2010: Day 2 Results, Tuesday Preview

At one point over the weekend, I literally picked up a bracket and thought, "whoa. Michigan State is playing Lady Gaga?" It never fails: every single year I have a moment where I mix up the brackets I'm consulting and I have a moment of profound confusion. Luckily, I sorted it out in time to provide you with this recap of Friday's matches, and a preview of tomorrow's -- even as today's games rage on!

(3) LINDSAY LOHAN v (11) PHOEBE PRICE

The battle of the jobless red-heads (one erstwhile)! Friday, Lohan and her leggings crushed poor like Malin Akerman, and Beyonce was no match for Phoebs -- which is probably a great relief to both of them.

(2) MISCHA BARTON v. (11) MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL

The battle of the....ladies whose names start with M and occasionally have disappointing hair! Mischa EASILY dispatched Camilla Belle -- and rightly soo -- while Maggie squeaked past Kate Bosworth, which means that every "Kate" in this competition failed to advance past the first round. (Katerina Graham was wise not to use a diminutive.)

Let's see what awaits us Tuesday after the jump!

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March 19, 2010

Fug Madness 2010, Round One Continued: Bjork Bracket

(1) LEIGHTON MEESTER vs. (16) ELISABETH MOSS

La Meester worked really hard this year to ditch the Blair Waldorf persona and adopt one of Lady Solangaga Perry. The one picture I DESPERATELY want to print here is the one I can't legally use. It's this one (go to slide #3, if it doesn't take you there automatically). LEIGHTON. HONEY. Those pants look like she had several terrible lady accidents and one awkward encounter with watercolors.

I can, however, show you this:

Those pants are kind of half-Waldorfian, half-Jenny Humphrey -- it's like what Blair would counsel Little J to wear the night she loses her virginity: Just wrap up your crotch like the precious gift it is, but in leather, to preserve the Jenny Humphrey "It Should Have Been Me In The Runaways So I'm COMING FOR YOU, FANNING" aura.

If you click on Leighton's archive, you'll see so much more fug from which to choose. Like this:

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March 15, 2010

Fug Madness 2010: The Brackets, Part I

(1) LEIGHTON MEESTER vs. (16) ELISABETH MOSS

(2) KATY PERRY vs. (15) RUMER WILLIS

(3) DREW BARRYMORE vs. (14) PAMELA ANDERSON

(4) BAI LING vs. (13) SIENNA MILLER

(5) DRUNKFACE MCCORD vs. (12) KE$HA

(6) CARRIE UNDERWOOD vs. (11) FABIOLA BERACASA

(7) JULIETTE LEWIS vs. (10) NICOLE KIDMAN

(8) DIANE KRUGER vs. (9) KIMBERLY WYATT

Here we go! Are you ready for Fug Madness, Fug Nation? If you need a refresher on how this all works, check out the FAQ, or past seasons of the madness. Rules and a downloadable bracket are going up later this afternoon, after the revelation of all your players. So, without further ado, here's the first of your match-ups, the hallowed Bjork bracket. As you may have noted in the FAQ, any hilarious coincidences in match-ups are merely the hand of Fate. Which is why Drunkface McCord is taking on another Drunkface -- perhaps, one could argue, a DRUNKER face, in Ke-SHIFTKEY-ha. This bracket also represents the first time Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester has gotten a one seed -- thank her new gig as pop star -- and our old favorite, Bai Ling, going up against a much better-dressed than usual this year Sienna Miller. Who will win? Or "win"? TUNE IN LATER THIS WEEK.

Reminder: Please don't freak out if your favorite -- or least-favorite -- Fug Hound didn't make the list. Remember that we're ONLY judging people by what they wore in the one-year eligibility period, from March 1, 2009, to March 12, 2010. But nobody's perfect. Sometimes we forget people exist; sometimes, our opinions of how bad they were aren't going to match yours. Hey, it happens -- the actual NCAA selection committee has the same problems. So just kick back, relax, enjoy the games, and imagine that your missing favorite is out there somewhere playing in the Fug NIT, leading the charge of the also-rans and praying for a more auspicious and publicly terrible year to come.

March 8, 2010

Oscars Fug Carpet: Charlize Theron

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Pop quiz: You're Charlize Theron, recently single, and cruising the red carpet at the Oscars. Do you really want to evoke Drunkface McCord?

I mean, maybe you do. I would not, personally. No offense to our beloved Drunkface, but she's a starlet on 90210. You, Charlize Theron, are Charlize Theron, playing Charlize Theron in a film I like to think of as Charlize Theron: Extremely Hot Person/Oscar Winner. You are not slumming it on The CW -- though, don't get me wrong, if Charlize were to guest-star on 90210 I would think it was the best thing ever and I'm not being ironic about that. But come on. You, Charlize, are certainly not Drunkface McCord. Nor are you a recent beauty pageant winner:

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February 19, 2010

Drunkface McFugd

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We've seen good ol' Drunkface around Fashion Week so much, we had figured maybe she was picking up some great style tips.

But apparently, all she learned was that she needs to wear plastic jumpsuits, on the offchance someone decides to remake Charlie's Angels, Catwoman, or some bastard hybrid of the two in which a disembodied voice speaks to a group of women who wear latex at his bidding and dispense street justice.

February 17, 2010

New York Fugshion Week: Day Six

I just hope you've ordered your leather ottoman hat:

Bless you, Narciso Rodriguez. You always bring beautiful clothes and wacky headgear, as it should be.

Narciso also brought us Lily van der Woodsen and guitarist Jeff Beck.

Pamella Roland brought us Brooke Shields. Who looks AMAZING. In case you were wondering.

Somehow people don't recognize AnnaLynne McCord. Do you think it would help if she introduced herself as "Drunkface"?

We saw hot hot Christina Hendricks at Badgley Mischka. It was kind of thrilling. Also, she was with her mom: awwww.

And then Diesel tried to freeze us to death. WE'RE ON TO YOU DIESEL.

February 8, 2010

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I almost didn't recognize Drunkface here, on account of how that makeup makes her eyes look uncharacteristically puny:

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Also, I'm beginning to suspect she guarded against a nip slip by supergluing her clothes to her boobs. And the way it wrinkles, I swear I see in her groin a mask that's a cross between an old hockey goalie and the Scream dude. I'm not sure if that means I passed or failed my Rorscrotch (Rorschach + crotch) test, or what I can glean from the fact that this dress thinks all the deepest truths to my psyche lie in Drunkface McCord's pelvis. Hopefully it will turn out to mean only that I need a nap.

January 21, 2010

Fug Nation's Best- and Worst-Dressed At The Golden Globes

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We've had a jammed, finger-cramping week of covering the red-carpet hits and misses from the Golden Globes, and this year, we'd like to take the aforementioned week to a friendly conclusion and take a poll to determine which celebrity you guys would pick as your ultimate best-dressed star from the event.

Naturally, our methodology is imperfect and highly unscientific. Since we can't just list names of every single person who attended -- too long, and also, we'll totally end up forgetting someone -- we've instead rounded up all the people we gave a "Well Played" nod to, plus anyone whose "Fug or Fab" poll is coming up "Fab." From those names, you can vote on your absolute favorite, and we'll see what kind of a consensus Fug Nation can reach. We'll do the same for the worst-dressed celeb: anyone we fugged, and who is polling in the "Fug" zone.

Caveats: Maggie Gyllenhaal is going up under both, because I meant to put hers to a vote in the first place and I forgot; Amanda Palmer goes on both because we loved the dress and just lamented the lack of slip and sudden striptease; and Diane Kruger goes under both because the winner of that one is "Love Pacey, and thus, love it all," which is a grudging victory at best.

** Oops. As someone astutely pointed out, we mixed up where Joy Bryant and Camilla Belle are supposed to go, and we can't change it because if we do it invalidates the poll, so... sorry, Fug Nation! Hopefully this is a first-time glitch, committed after a really tiring week that has me in disbelief that it's only Thursday...

Sound fun? I hope so, because we're giving it a try anyway. Feel free to discuss your choices in the comments, also. The usual rules apply. And now for your refresher course...

Here's the list of Best Dressed candidates: Cher, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Aniston, Alicja Bachleda, Drew Barrymore, Kristen Bell, Emily Blunt, Joy Bryant, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Garner, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Christina Hendricks, Felicity Huffman, Mindy Kaling, Anna Kendrick, Diane Kruger, Jayma Mays, Lea Michele, Amanda Palmer (for the dress that would've been great with a slip under it), Julia Roberts, Zoe Saldana, Meryl Streep, Sigourney Weaver,

And here are the Worst Dressed candidates: Malin Akerman, Patricia Arquette & Thomas Jane, Morena Baccarin, Jason Bateman, Camilla Belle, Leslie Bibb, Kate Bosworth, Sandra Bullock, Marion Cotillard, Tina Fey, Jenna Fischer, Jessalyn Gilsig, Lauren Graham, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Bryce Dallas Howard, Kate Hudson, January Jones, Nicole Kidman, Diane Kruger, Lindsay Lohan, William H. Macy, Drunkface McCord, Maria Menounos, Rhona Mitra, Julianne Moore, Jennifer Morrison, Elisabeth Moss, Carey Mulligan, Ashley Olsen, Amanda Palmer (for the nudity), Anna Paquin, Chloe Sevigny, Amanda Seyfried, Shannyn Sossamon, Ashley Tisdale, Jeanne Trippelhorn, Sofia Vergara.

The polls will be after the jump, because they are LONG, and this post will eat up the entire home page if we don't do it this way.

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January 19, 2010

Golden Globes After-Party Fug Carpet: Drunkface McCord

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As with so many celebs, I'm kind of coming around on ol' Drunkface here. Don't get me wrong, I still find it really odd that her small fame has engendered interest in her random sisters (please don't aspire to be the Kardashians -- AIM HIGHER, AMERICA), and I still think she sometimes needs to remind herself that one can breathe and talk at the same time. But I love that she's one of the few famous people with curly hair who hasn't decided to dip her head in chemicals to get rid of the curls forever and ever (Keri Russell, Nicole Kidman), and she's kind of funny on 90210 now, and a lot less hammered-looking.

Okay, she is a bit here, but I think it's because the photographer may have caught her mid-sentence.

Check out that clutch. It's amazing. It almost looks like a golden book, as if she is the keeper of a mysterious tome the contents of which can save the world from an alien race/teach us how to defeat zombies/help Nicolas Cage decode the a secret message written in Crisco on the Emancipation Proclamation. What is HAPPENING on her torso, though?

Let's look more closely:

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December 4, 2009

FugaLynne McFugd

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I have thoughts.

1) Damn, Drunkface is skinny.

2) Damn, Drunkface doesn't really have drunkface lately, but unfortunately, the nickname ship has sailed -- I can't stop calling her that now because it's habit.

3) Damn, Drunkface could stand on a campground and sleep three inside each of her pant legs.

September 22, 2009

Emmy Awards Post-Party Fug: AnnaLynne McCord

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Drunkface McCord has a message for you:

In two hours she'll be performing a sex-jams cover of "Material Girl" at the Playboy Lounge on the Lido Deck. Bring cash for tips and booze, but the pretzels are free.

P.S. If she holds a raffle for the shoes and the bag, I will buy 100 tickets.

September 15, 2009

FuggaLynne McFug

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Check it: Drunkface doesn't have drunkface!

[Photo: PacificCoastOnline.com]

But she DOES have Brazen Thigh Syndrome, which I define as a tragic resistance to considering pants, with an accompanying inability to distinguish tights from trousers (minor symptoms include wearing minidresses that bunch in your crotch, and wearing stockings that kind of look like you got bored at the bar and pulled out a Sharpie for some therapeutic doodling). Which is worse: chronic drunkface, or the debilitating refusal to care about the privacy of one's pubic region? I think I'll take the latter any day. So come back, Drunkface's drunkface. But only if you bring some pants with you.

September 12, 2009

New York Fugshion Week: Day Two

Oh my god, I was just saying to Heather, "you know what I wish would come back in style? Acid-washed mini dresses!"

I FEEL SO LUCKY. I'm going to buy a Lottery ticket!

This...happened....at Charlotte Ronson yesterday, but so did a LOT of things, including Lindsay Lohan MAYBE running in brandishing a gun! (Maybe not. Still. It was fun.)

Also today:

At Preen, famous people worried about skinny people.
At Monarchy, we were promised New Kids on the Block and we were DENIED. I RAGED. I also managed to write several paragraphs in which I did not refer to AnnaLynne McCord as "Drunkface," which was super tough. Feel my pain.

September 2, 2009

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Oh, DRUNKFACE. Your face is drunker than ever!

I know Axl Rose, Drunkface. Axl Rose was a friend of mine (by which I mean if he hit me with his car, I'd be able to tell the cops that it was MOTHERF'ING AXL ROSE who ran me over). And you, Drunkface, are no Axl Rose.

Nor, in case you were wondering, are you Steven Tyler.

No, nor are you Bret Michaels (you need a bandanna for that).

No, I'm sorry, you are also not CC DeVille.

No, David Lee Roth also doesn't fly.

No, I'm very sorry, nor will I even accept Kid Rock.

Tacky '80s groupie, the likes of which I have seen in many an episode of Behind the Music, generally before a segment in which someone drives his car into a cliff/ODs on glue/loses a limb/decides to invest all his money in solid gold faucets?

Hmm.

Yes. Yes, that I will accept. Congratulations! I think you're supposed to flash us your boobs now.

August 11, 2009

9021fug

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So, Bangs from the new 90210 doesn't have bangs anymore (kind of like how Headbands stopped wearing headbands -- thank God we still have Drunkface), which means I either have to start using her name (BORING), learn her character's name (SIGH) or just keep calling her Bangs even though it's no longer apt. I think we all know which one I'm going to go with here.

Which ol' Bangs ought to appreciate, as she might not want her name attached to this photo.

The dress alone isn't so much the problem -- yes, she looks like she's at her seventh-grade back-to-school dance, now that These Kids Today constantly clothe themselves like they're at a Nickelodeon cocktail party. But whatever. Some people have very pleasant memories of being in seventh grade and thinking "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" was the most romantic song ever just by dint of being slow. Maybe she just wanted to throw her arms over some dude's shoulders and shift side-to-side down memory lane.

The issues here, which are CREATED by the dress, are twofold: lefty and righty. I know you can tell where I'm going with this, but let's peer more closely at what we're dealing with:

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June 22, 2009

The Fugills

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So, this doesn't even look like Audrina, right?

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In the thumbnail size, I seriously thought it was old Drunkface McCord. I saw it and I was like, "Oh, DRUNKFACE! What are you wearing? Are those arm warmers? Is it THAT cold in Canada right now? Everyone behind you seems fine in t-shirts!" And then I looked at it larger and lo and behold: Ms. Patridge herself. I seriously don't even know what's going on here. I can't manage to get the math worked out correctly. Like, is that tube dress + shrug + arm warmers? Because I keep coming up with that and yet it seems like AN IMPOSSIBILITY that someone would wear that combo IN JUNE, especially AUDRINA. It makes me feel like something has gone awry at the core of the universe. Audrina is supposed to have darker hair and be wearing a bandage dress of some sort. I don't know how to process anything else.

June 8, 2009

Fug or Fab: Drunkface McCord

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Dude. You guys. Drunkface McCord can turn her head almost ALL THE WAY AROUND:

Other than the fact that she's clearly AN ALIEN and she's FREAKING ME OUT, she looks pretty okay, right? But I admit it's possible that I'm so overcome with FEAR that I have lost my ability to reason. Obviously, I need your help. Oh, right. You need to see the rest:

Continue reading Fug or Fab: Drunkface McCord.

June 1, 2009

MTV Movie Awards Fug-or-Fab Carpet: Ashley Greene

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I'm not sure why this outfit stuck in my craw so much -- or what a craw even is, or why it's so hard to get things out of it, or what else might be in there that I've been missing for a while (seriously, is that where my keys are? Or that jar of Jif I'm pretty sure I bought last week but which is nowhere to be found? Because if my craw is holding out on me then SO HELP ME GOD it will pay).

Anyway: Bring on the angry Twilight mob with their torches, because for whatever reason, this bugs me.

I THINK it's because if I were to photoshop Dana Delany's face onto this picture and tell you she stopped by on her way to a Desperate Housewives promotional luncheon and polo match, you probably would believe me. Okay, in part that's because you trust us, and we thank you for that, but it's also because there is something sort of primly mature about the dress and the giant hair. Not in an altogether BAD way, but just as if Ashley ganked an entire ensemble intended for someone else. Someone who likes to pack a little cleavage when she goes to Sunday Mass. A church cougar, if you will.

Or am I insane? I mean, she DOES also have a touch of the drunkface, which I suppose makes it all a bit more MTV.

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May 22, 2009

Drunkface McFug

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This dress isn't exceptional in any way -- good OR bad.

But what gets me is that she wore it to an Upfront presentation that, as best I can tell, took place before lunchtime. Or at the very least, before the sun went down. Yet Drunkface looks like she's all dressed up in her very finest piece of almost-underwear and ready to hit a nightclub for some bottle service.

Although, actaully, the dress itself bugs me, too. That bodice, and the whole Fleet Week "Why, hello, sailor, I was just going to slip something on over this but maybe now I won't bother" vibe is just so cheesy and obvious. I'd sooner expect to see it on, say, Dina Lohan while she's out telling poor unsuspecting military boys that she's Lindsay's only slightly older sister, or maybe in the Melrose Place 2.0 clips that feature good ol' Laura Leighton reprising her role as Sydney, licking her chops like the drooling cougar they want her to be. Maybe Drunkface is auditioning in advance for the 2020 reimagining of 90210 -- in which her character is an aging hooker and Kelly and Brenda are fighting over Dylan's last two Viagra pills -- but methinks she'd be better off just getting a better stylist.

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