Thora Birch is a lovely young girl... who desperately, desperately needs to invest in some decent hair color, some shampoo, lipstick that doesn't suggest she will blow you for three dollars and a mickey of rum, and a jug of anti-frizz:

She gets major points for not contracting nippleitis while wearing this tight dress, but... what are those spots down the front? And is that the edge of a RUFFLE I detect in the bottom left corner of this picture?




