I wish I had a better picture of this event, but I think the one below will suffice.
Le's talk about this. Prince Charles? Look fine. Dignified. Prince Charles-y. Nice suit. Good haircut. No problem. Geri Halliwell? Well, her hair's a little poufy, but otherwise, nicely played, Ginger Spice, especially considering that you could have dragged your Union Jack mini-dress out of storage. Lionel Richie? I thought you were dead, so well done there.
Which brings us to Lenny Kravitz.
Lenny, Lenny, Lenny. Lenny. I know we don't have a monarchy in the United States or anything, but Prince Charles is a dignitary of some sort, so could really have hurt you to dress appropriately? I do see that you've put on your most formal BeDazzled demin jacket for the event, but do you think you could have taken off your gigantic bug's-eye sunglasses for like five minutes? Could you have possibly foregone your usual macramé wear for the event? And, I hate to ask it, but -- the hat? What've you got in there? Blunts? A teapot? A very small, very quiet baby? How on earth did you get past security in that thing? Trust me when I tell you that, if you persist in wearing such ridiculous get-ups, no one is going to go your way.
