Living on the edge, indeed. Ladies and gents, Joe Perry.
[Steven Tyler looks more and more like an aging socialite with a Botox-addiction, too, but that's hardly surprising. I'd be more horrified if he didn't look like he was wearing women's clothing from the Macy's juniors department.]
Joe, Joe, Joe. What's with the headdress? Look, headdresses in general are very difficult to pull off, and truly remain the domain of Vegas showgirls, actual Native Americans in tribal gear, and Cher [who really embodies the first two groups in one fabulous, Bedazzled wax figurine-like person]. For another thing, I hate to break it to you, but you're like a million years old. That get-up would look ridiculous on a young man, but when it comes to man of your advanced age, people just begin to suspect that you're wearing a headband-y item not because it looks cool [it doesn't], but because all of your hair is attached to it [could be]. Need I mention that the open shirt is a little gross? And the multiple necklaces a little likely to cause your ancient and dessicated body to tip over? And the pattern on your shirt a little responsible for seizures suffered by people who look at it too long? I didn't think so.
Okay, I'm going through the archives and commenting on things from eons ago, but I have to add that I was watching the Eukanuba dog show a few weeks ago (yes, I have my own set of problems) and for some bizarre reason, some weird dog-show reporter type interviewed Joe Perry with his wife (I won't even go there) and his teenaged son, who were attending the show, and he actually looked fantastic. Nice, subtle suit, white shirt, and he actually didn't look like he'd been through the ringer. Just thought I'd add that. Why? I don't really know.
you shoulda called this one Fug and Fuglier.
ugh... gross old men
Another late comer to the show, here. Just discover your site a week or two ago, and I LOVE IT.
Anyway. How did Steven Tyler get away scott free here? He's a bit scary looking too, you know.