Let's get one thing straight. Pierce Brosnan is not fugly. Not in the least. Not at all. Not anywhere near it.
But the caterpiller living on his upper lip?
It's got to go. It makes him look old, it makes him look sleazy, it makes his capped teeth look way more capped than I'd ever noticed before. It makes him look like he just escaped from a touring company of a stage version of Dirty Rotten Scoundrals. Please, Pierce, shave it off. Please shave it off. Please don't fug yourself into a younger, less man-tanned version of Burt Reynolds.
You know I thought, "Tom Selleck is looking pretty good lately" then I read further and realized it wasn't Tom at all.
only one thing to say:
CHEST HAIR IS NOT SEXY, CUTE, MANLY, OR ANY OTHER WORDS ALONG THAT LINE. IT IS GROSS, SICK, AND PERVERTY. ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS SHOWN IN PUBLIC. EEEWWW.