At the premiere of her summer movie, Sequel To The Moving-Picture Essay Detailing Why I Have Always Been A Matt Girl And Not A Ben Girl, Franka Potente decided it would be really attractive to show up in this:
It looks like she swaddled herself in black satin, then tried to sew it into a dress, hunching over and struggling with the needle and thread and hiking it up here, there, and everywhere to try and get those hard-to-reach seams done... and then stood up and realized she'd sewn it all wonky.
Also, she evidently needs to come shoe-shopping with me and Jessica this weekend so she can pick up some go-to black shoes, thereby preventing her from ever again having to complete this outfit with white Converse.
And finally... yeah, for a second, I was like, "Why is The Bachelorette's Meredith Phillips at the premiere of Seriously, Matt, Come To My House?"
