Here at Go Fug Yourself, we are passionately committed to covering every aspect of Ben Affleck's downward spiral from Oscar-Winning Hottie to Sleazy Guy With a Gambling Addiction And Serious Beer Bloat.
[Ben, we've been there. The editors of Go Fug Yourself totally endorse drinking heavily. However, if you choose to booze, you must also choose to shower. And maybe jog around the block every now and then. Especially when you live in the public eye. Just a suggestion, because, honestly, dude? You're looking rough. Really, seriously rough. Showering At Truck Stops And Cooking Crystal Meth In the Back of Your Van rough. We're telling you this because, dude, we love you -- if only because of how hilariously, hilariously bad you were in Pearl Harbor and how much fun it was to watch your will to live drain out of your overly-blinged body during The J-Lo Years. Anyway. Just think about it.]
And thus, we present:
Doesn't he look like he's a jigger of Scotch away from a killing spree? Don't get in this man's car.
Dude totally looks like Scott Peterson. Or Scott Peterson looks like him. Either way, not good.