Although I'm loath to turn this into All Baffleck, All the Time -- despite that fact he certainly provides ample ammunition -- no proud Student of the Fug could resist the Holy Triptych of Fugly represented below.
You know you're in dire straits when Kevin Smith is the best looking guy in the picture. And yet he totally is. He appears clean -- both in the sense of "washed" and "not strung out on smack" -- and he doesn't seem to careening recklessly toward death like Fugfleck and Jason "I'm Off Heroin, If By 'Off' You Mean 'Totally Still On'" Mewes. I mean, is Smith fat? Sure! Is he fatter than ever before? Probably! But at least he trimmed that gnarly beard and appears to have a working relationship with soap. The other two fools? Not so much.
For the love of God, Wigfleck, look in the goddamned mirror and get a damned grip on yourself.
