Dear Margaret Cho,
You are not required to contort you face into "funny" expressions in order to be taken seriously as a comedian. Instead, we suggest you merely attempt to be funny.
We know you've got all these rants about how ABC made you get an eating disorder and why are women judged by their looks and yadda yadda yadda and good for you, but there's no reason for you to actually swing so far over to the other side that you actually start making yourself look fugly on purpose. Just look like yourself. This is, of course, presuming that you do have a normal, non-wacky, schtick-free facial expression.
Thank you.
CC: Jeanane Garafolo
PS: Look into a straight part. That crooked part is so Leslie Bibb circa 1999.
PPS: Mascara is your friend.
